Has anyone ever heard of Kyrandia!!!

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Helm

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Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 06:46:16
ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!


I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!


JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.
WINTERKILL

Pesty

Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 08:06:47
Quote from: Pesty on Wed 21/12/2005 08:04:08
Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 08:02:14
Quote from: Pesty on Wed 21/12/2005 07:59:44
Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 07:57:24
Quote from: Pesty on Wed 21/12/2005 07:53:37
Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 07:50:24
Quote from: Pesty on Wed 21/12/2005 07:47:40
Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 07:46:40
Quote from: Pesty on Wed 21/12/2005 07:40:31
Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 06:46:16
ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!


I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!


JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.
ACHTUNG FRANZ: Enjoy it with copper wine!

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. - Douglas Adams

Helm

Quote from: Pesty on Wed 21/12/2005 08:09:22
Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 08:06:47
Quote from: Pesty on Wed 21/12/2005 08:04:08
Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 08:02:14
Quote from: Pesty on Wed 21/12/2005 07:59:44
Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 07:57:24
Quote from: Pesty on Wed 21/12/2005 07:53:37
Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 07:50:24
Quote from: Pesty on Wed 21/12/2005 07:47:40
Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 07:46:40
Quote from: Pesty on Wed 21/12/2005 07:40:31
Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 06:46:16
ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!


I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!


JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.


I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME
WINTERKILL

Pesty

Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 08:10:33
Quote from: Pesty on Wed 21/12/2005 08:09:22
Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 08:06:47
Quote from: Pesty on Wed 21/12/2005 08:04:08
Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 08:02:14
Quote from: Pesty on Wed 21/12/2005 07:59:44
Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 07:57:24
Quote from: Pesty on Wed 21/12/2005 07:53:37
Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 07:50:24
Quote from: Pesty on Wed 21/12/2005 07:47:40
Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 07:46:40
Quote from: Pesty on Wed 21/12/2005 07:40:31
Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 06:46:16
ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!


I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!


JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.


I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME

A REAL MAN WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY GUTS WHILE I WAS STILL ALIVE BUT YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN I THINK MAYBE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FAKE MAN! ARE YOU A REAL DOLL, HELM! ARE YOU? ARE YOU!

WELL, I LIKE CHEESE SLICES WITH APPLE SLICES, SO I WOULD THINK IT'D TASTE GOOD, BUT I AM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY.
ACHTUNG FRANZ: Enjoy it with copper wine!

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. - Douglas Adams

Helm

Quote from: Pesty on Wed 21/12/2005 08:12:19
Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 08:10:33
Quote from: Pesty on Wed 21/12/2005 08:09:22
Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 08:06:47
Quote from: Pesty on Wed 21/12/2005 08:04:08
Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 08:02:14
Quote from: Pesty on Wed 21/12/2005 07:59:44
Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 07:57:24
Quote from: Pesty on Wed 21/12/2005 07:53:37
Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 07:50:24
Quote from: Pesty on Wed 21/12/2005 07:47:40
Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 07:46:40
Quote from: Pesty on Wed 21/12/2005 07:40:31
Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 06:46:16
ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!


I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!


JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.


I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME

A REAL MAN WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY GUTS WHILE I WAS STILL ALIVE BUT YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN I THINK MAYBE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FAKE MAN! ARE YOU A REAL DOLL, HELM! ARE YOU? ARE YOU!

WELL, I LIKE CHEESE SLICES WITH APPLE SLICES, SO I WOULD THINK IT'D TASTE GOOD, BUT I AM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY.

ACH! ACH! DO NOT MENTION THE HORRIBLE MASKON PEOPLE IN MY PRESENCE! I CANNOT TAKE IT! HERE! I'LL TAKE IT EASY WITH YOU AND ONLY SLAP YOU AROUND A BIT IF YOU DON'T MENTION THE FAKE PLASTIC PEOPLE ANYMORE

I LIKE FISH WITH CHEESE. CHEESY FISH. I GUESS THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD, HUH
WINTERKILL

Pesty

Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 08:13:58
Quote from: Pesty on Wed 21/12/2005 08:12:19
Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 08:10:33
Quote from: Pesty on Wed 21/12/2005 08:09:22
Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 08:06:47
Quote from: Pesty on Wed 21/12/2005 08:04:08
Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 08:02:14
Quote from: Pesty on Wed 21/12/2005 07:59:44
Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 07:57:24
Quote from: Pesty on Wed 21/12/2005 07:53:37
Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 07:50:24
Quote from: Pesty on Wed 21/12/2005 07:47:40
Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 07:46:40
Quote from: Pesty on Wed 21/12/2005 07:40:31
Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 06:46:16
ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!


I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!


JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.


I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME

A REAL MAN WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY GUTS WHILE I WAS STILL ALIVE BUT YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN I THINK MAYBE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FAKE MAN! ARE YOU A REAL DOLL, HELM! ARE YOU? ARE YOU!

WELL, I LIKE CHEESE SLICES WITH APPLE SLICES, SO I WOULD THINK IT'D TASTE GOOD, BUT I AM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY.

ACH! ACH! DO NOT MENTION THE HORRIBLE MASKON PEOPLE IN MY PRESENCE! I CANNOT TAKE IT! HERE! I'LL TAKE IT EASY WITH YOU AND ONLY SLAP YOU AROUND A BIT IF YOU DON'T MENTION THE FAKE PLASTIC PEOPLE ANYMORE

I LIKE FISH WITH CHEESE. CHEESY FISH. I GUESS THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD, HUH

http://www.maskon.com/kerry/masks/batgirl.htm THIS IS WHO YOU WANT TO MARRY ADMIT IT ADMIT IT ADMIT IT NOW! YOU DREAM OF A MAN IN A WOMAN FACE! HAHAHA!

FISH WITH CHEESE? THAT IS TOTALLY WEIRD, DUDE. BUT I GUESS SO IS CHEESE ON APPLE PIE, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT NORMAL IS ANYMORE. THIS DISCUSSION HAS SHIFTED MY ENTIRE VIEW OF REALITY!
ACHTUNG FRANZ: Enjoy it with copper wine!

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. - Douglas Adams

Helm

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ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!


I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!


JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.


I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME

A REAL MAN WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY GUTS WHILE I WAS STILL ALIVE BUT YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN I THINK MAYBE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FAKE MAN! ARE YOU A REAL DOLL, HELM! ARE YOU? ARE YOU!

WELL, I LIKE CHEESE SLICES WITH APPLE SLICES, SO I WOULD THINK IT'D TASTE GOOD, BUT I AM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY.

ACH! ACH! DO NOT MENTION THE HORRIBLE MASKON PEOPLE IN MY PRESENCE! I CANNOT TAKE IT! HERE! I'LL TAKE IT EASY WITH YOU AND ONLY SLAP YOU AROUND A BIT IF YOU DON'T MENTION THE FAKE PLASTIC PEOPLE ANYMORE

I LIKE FISH WITH CHEESE. CHEESY FISH. I GUESS THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD, HUH

http://www.maskon.com/kerry/masks/batgirl.htm THIS IS WHO YOU WANT TO MARRY ADMIT IT ADMIT IT ADMIT IT NOW! YOU DREAM OF A MAN IN A WOMAN FACE! HAHAHA!

FISH WITH CHEESE? THAT IS TOTALLY WEIRD, DUDE. BUT I GUESS SO IS CHEESE ON APPLE PIE, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT NORMAL IS ANYMORE. THIS DISCUSSION HAS SHIFTED MY ENTIRE VIEW OF REALITY!

NO NO NO MASK PEOPLE PLEASE STOP AAAAARGHHHHH THE ONLY THING THAT CAN HELP NOW IS PIE!

I ALSO LIKE STRAWBERRY PIE, ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES I DON'T? IT'S WEIRD SOMETIMES YOU'RE JUST DYING FOR SOME STRAWBERRY PIE AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T BITE DOWN ON A PIECE WITHOUT ALMOST GAGGING. I'M NOT SURE WHY.

I LONG FOR SOME SCOTCH PIE TOO, SOUNDS HILARIOUS.
WINTERKILL

Pesty

Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 08:19:24
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Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 06:46:16
ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!


I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!


JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.


I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME

A REAL MAN WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY GUTS WHILE I WAS STILL ALIVE BUT YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN I THINK MAYBE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FAKE MAN! ARE YOU A REAL DOLL, HELM! ARE YOU? ARE YOU!

WELL, I LIKE CHEESE SLICES WITH APPLE SLICES, SO I WOULD THINK IT'D TASTE GOOD, BUT I AM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY.

ACH! ACH! DO NOT MENTION THE HORRIBLE MASKON PEOPLE IN MY PRESENCE! I CANNOT TAKE IT! HERE! I'LL TAKE IT EASY WITH YOU AND ONLY SLAP YOU AROUND A BIT IF YOU DON'T MENTION THE FAKE PLASTIC PEOPLE ANYMORE

I LIKE FISH WITH CHEESE. CHEESY FISH. I GUESS THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD, HUH

http://www.maskon.com/kerry/masks/batgirl.htm THIS IS WHO YOU WANT TO MARRY ADMIT IT ADMIT IT ADMIT IT NOW! YOU DREAM OF A MAN IN A WOMAN FACE! HAHAHA!

FISH WITH CHEESE? THAT IS TOTALLY WEIRD, DUDE. BUT I GUESS SO IS CHEESE ON APPLE PIE, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT NORMAL IS ANYMORE. THIS DISCUSSION HAS SHIFTED MY ENTIRE VIEW OF REALITY!

NO NO NO MASK PEOPLE PLEASE STOP AAAAARGHHHHH THE ONLY THING THAT CAN HELP NOW IS PIE!

I ALSO LIKE STRAWBERRY PIE, ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES I DON'T? IT'S WEIRD SOMETIMES YOU'RE JUST DYING FOR SOME STRAWBERRY PIE AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T BITE DOWN ON A PIECE WITHOUT ALMOST GAGGING. I'M NOT SURE WHY.

I LONG FOR SOME SCOTCH PIE TOO, SOUNDS HILARIOUS.

MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE SOME SCOTCH PIE AT NEXT MITTENS! HINT HINT!

STRAWBERRY RHUBARB PIE IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE KIND OF PIE EVER. I THINK STRAWBERRY PIE JUST BY ITSELF WOULD BE JUST TOO SWEET FOR ME.
ACHTUNG FRANZ: Enjoy it with copper wine!

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. - Douglas Adams

Helm

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ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!


I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!


JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.


I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME

A REAL MAN WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY GUTS WHILE I WAS STILL ALIVE BUT YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN I THINK MAYBE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FAKE MAN! ARE YOU A REAL DOLL, HELM! ARE YOU? ARE YOU!

WELL, I LIKE CHEESE SLICES WITH APPLE SLICES, SO I WOULD THINK IT'D TASTE GOOD, BUT I AM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY.

ACH! ACH! DO NOT MENTION THE HORRIBLE MASKON PEOPLE IN MY PRESENCE! I CANNOT TAKE IT! HERE! I'LL TAKE IT EASY WITH YOU AND ONLY SLAP YOU AROUND A BIT IF YOU DON'T MENTION THE FAKE PLASTIC PEOPLE ANYMORE

I LIKE FISH WITH CHEESE. CHEESY FISH. I GUESS THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD, HUH

http://www.maskon.com/kerry/masks/batgirl.htm THIS IS WHO YOU WANT TO MARRY ADMIT IT ADMIT IT ADMIT IT NOW! YOU DREAM OF A MAN IN A WOMAN FACE! HAHAHA!

FISH WITH CHEESE? THAT IS TOTALLY WEIRD, DUDE. BUT I GUESS SO IS CHEESE ON APPLE PIE, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT NORMAL IS ANYMORE. THIS DISCUSSION HAS SHIFTED MY ENTIRE VIEW OF REALITY!

NO NO NO MASK PEOPLE PLEASE STOP AAAAARGHHHHH THE ONLY THING THAT CAN HELP NOW IS PIE!

I ALSO LIKE STRAWBERRY PIE, ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES I DON'T? IT'S WEIRD SOMETIMES YOU'RE JUST DYING FOR SOME STRAWBERRY PIE AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T BITE DOWN ON A PIECE WITHOUT ALMOST GAGGING. I'M NOT SURE WHY.

I LONG FOR SOME SCOTCH PIE TOO, SOUNDS HILARIOUS.

MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE SOME SCOTCH PIE AT NEXT MITTENS! HINT HINT!

STRAWBERRY RHUBARB PIE IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE KIND OF PIE EVER. I THINK STRAWBERRY PIE JUST BY ITSELF WOULD BE JUST TOO SWEET FOR ME.

I'M SURE SCOTCH WOULDN'T OBJECT TO BEING PIED IF YOU ASKED NICELY AND PROMISED TO BE GENTLE AND ALL. I'LL BRING THE CREAM FILLING JUST IN CASE

NEVER HAD RHUBARB STRAWBERRY, I BET IT'S NICE.

ALSO, LEMON PIE, RIGHT? RIGHT?
WINTERKILL

Pesty

Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 08:23:55
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Quote from: Pesty on Wed 21/12/2005 07:40:31
Quote from: Helm on Wed 21/12/2005 06:46:16
ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!


I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!


JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.


I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME

A REAL MAN WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY GUTS WHILE I WAS STILL ALIVE BUT YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN I THINK MAYBE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FAKE MAN! ARE YOU A REAL DOLL, HELM! ARE YOU? ARE YOU!

WELL, I LIKE CHEESE SLICES WITH APPLE SLICES, SO I WOULD THINK IT'D TASTE GOOD, BUT I AM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY.

ACH! ACH! DO NOT MENTION THE HORRIBLE MASKON PEOPLE IN MY PRESENCE! I CANNOT TAKE IT! HERE! I'LL TAKE IT EASY WITH YOU AND ONLY SLAP YOU AROUND A BIT IF YOU DON'T MENTION THE FAKE PLASTIC PEOPLE ANYMORE

I LIKE FISH WITH CHEESE. CHEESY FISH. I GUESS THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD, HUH

http://www.maskon.com/kerry/masks/batgirl.htm THIS IS WHO YOU WANT TO MARRY ADMIT IT ADMIT IT ADMIT IT NOW! YOU DREAM OF A MAN IN A WOMAN FACE! HAHAHA!

FISH WITH CHEESE? THAT IS TOTALLY WEIRD, DUDE. BUT I GUESS SO IS CHEESE ON APPLE PIE, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT NORMAL IS ANYMORE. THIS DISCUSSION HAS SHIFTED MY ENTIRE VIEW OF REALITY!

NO NO NO MASK PEOPLE PLEASE STOP AAAAARGHHHHH THE ONLY THING THAT CAN HELP NOW IS PIE!

I ALSO LIKE STRAWBERRY PIE, ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES I DON'T? IT'S WEIRD SOMETIMES YOU'RE JUST DYING FOR SOME STRAWBERRY PIE AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T BITE DOWN ON A PIECE WITHOUT ALMOST GAGGING. I'M NOT SURE WHY.

I LONG FOR SOME SCOTCH PIE TOO, SOUNDS HILARIOUS.

MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE SOME SCOTCH PIE AT NEXT MITTENS! HINT HINT!

STRAWBERRY RHUBARB PIE IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE KIND OF PIE EVER. I THINK STRAWBERRY PIE JUST BY ITSELF WOULD BE JUST TOO SWEET FOR ME.

I'M SURE SCOTCH WOULDN'T OBJECT TO BEING PIED IF YOU ASKED NICELY AND PROMISED TO BE GENTLE AND ALL. I'LL BRING THE CREAM FILLING JUST IN CASE

NEVER HAD RHUBARB STRAWBERRY, I BET IT'S NICE.

ALSO, LEMON PIE, RIGHT? RIGHT?

One time Tim Schafer told me I needed to eat more lemon pies, because I told him I was a pirate. It was through Friendster, so it wasn't like I was talking to him or anything, but it was still funny! I've never actually had lemon pie! Have you ever tried pecan pie? It's delicious, but I can't eat it anymore because I'm deathly allergic to pecans!
ACHTUNG FRANZ: Enjoy it with copper wine!

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. - Douglas Adams

Helm

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ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!


I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!


JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.


I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME

A REAL MAN WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY GUTS WHILE I WAS STILL ALIVE BUT YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN I THINK MAYBE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FAKE MAN! ARE YOU A REAL DOLL, HELM! ARE YOU? ARE YOU!

WELL, I LIKE CHEESE SLICES WITH APPLE SLICES, SO I WOULD THINK IT'D TASTE GOOD, BUT I AM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY.

ACH! ACH! DO NOT MENTION THE HORRIBLE MASKON PEOPLE IN MY PRESENCE! I CANNOT TAKE IT! HERE! I'LL TAKE IT EASY WITH YOU AND ONLY SLAP YOU AROUND A BIT IF YOU DON'T MENTION THE FAKE PLASTIC PEOPLE ANYMORE

I LIKE FISH WITH CHEESE. CHEESY FISH. I GUESS THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD, HUH

http://www.maskon.com/kerry/masks/batgirl.htm THIS IS WHO YOU WANT TO MARRY ADMIT IT ADMIT IT ADMIT IT NOW! YOU DREAM OF A MAN IN A WOMAN FACE! HAHAHA!

FISH WITH CHEESE? THAT IS TOTALLY WEIRD, DUDE. BUT I GUESS SO IS CHEESE ON APPLE PIE, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT NORMAL IS ANYMORE. THIS DISCUSSION HAS SHIFTED MY ENTIRE VIEW OF REALITY!

NO NO NO MASK PEOPLE PLEASE STOP AAAAARGHHHHH THE ONLY THING THAT CAN HELP NOW IS PIE!

I ALSO LIKE STRAWBERRY PIE, ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES I DON'T? IT'S WEIRD SOMETIMES YOU'RE JUST DYING FOR SOME STRAWBERRY PIE AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T BITE DOWN ON A PIECE WITHOUT ALMOST GAGGING. I'M NOT SURE WHY.

I LONG FOR SOME SCOTCH PIE TOO, SOUNDS HILARIOUS.

MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE SOME SCOTCH PIE AT NEXT MITTENS! HINT HINT!

STRAWBERRY RHUBARB PIE IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE KIND OF PIE EVER. I THINK STRAWBERRY PIE JUST BY ITSELF WOULD BE JUST TOO SWEET FOR ME.

I'M SURE SCOTCH WOULDN'T OBJECT TO BEING PIED IF YOU ASKED NICELY AND PROMISED TO BE GENTLE AND ALL. I'LL BRING THE CREAM FILLING JUST IN CASE

NEVER HAD RHUBARB STRAWBERRY, I BET IT'S NICE.

ALSO, LEMON PIE, RIGHT? RIGHT?

One time Tim Schafer told me I needed to eat more lemon pies, because I told him I was a pirate. It was through Friendster, so it wasn't like I was talking to him or anything, but it was still funny! I've never actually had lemon pie! Have you ever tried pecan pie? It's delicious, but I can't eat it anymore because I'm deathly allergic to pecans!

You were on Friendster? Gross, hah. Lemon pie is excellent, but not good too have too much on one sitting, which I guess goes for most sweet pies. At least I can't eat too much. Pecan pie no, never had any, because we don't have pecans here, but I'll be sure to try when I get the chance. I'll be sure to shove them in your face since you're alergic haha just kidding, you're alright pete, I won't kill you.

Also, I know it's the simplest thing ever, but I like custard pie! I think it's great.
WINTERKILL

Pesty

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ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!


I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!


JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.


I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME

A REAL MAN WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY GUTS WHILE I WAS STILL ALIVE BUT YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN I THINK MAYBE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FAKE MAN! ARE YOU A REAL DOLL, HELM! ARE YOU? ARE YOU!

WELL, I LIKE CHEESE SLICES WITH APPLE SLICES, SO I WOULD THINK IT'D TASTE GOOD, BUT I AM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY.

ACH! ACH! DO NOT MENTION THE HORRIBLE MASKON PEOPLE IN MY PRESENCE! I CANNOT TAKE IT! HERE! I'LL TAKE IT EASY WITH YOU AND ONLY SLAP YOU AROUND A BIT IF YOU DON'T MENTION THE FAKE PLASTIC PEOPLE ANYMORE

I LIKE FISH WITH CHEESE. CHEESY FISH. I GUESS THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD, HUH

http://www.maskon.com/kerry/masks/batgirl.htm THIS IS WHO YOU WANT TO MARRY ADMIT IT ADMIT IT ADMIT IT NOW! YOU DREAM OF A MAN IN A WOMAN FACE! HAHAHA!

FISH WITH CHEESE? THAT IS TOTALLY WEIRD, DUDE. BUT I GUESS SO IS CHEESE ON APPLE PIE, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT NORMAL IS ANYMORE. THIS DISCUSSION HAS SHIFTED MY ENTIRE VIEW OF REALITY!

NO NO NO MASK PEOPLE PLEASE STOP AAAAARGHHHHH THE ONLY THING THAT CAN HELP NOW IS PIE!

I ALSO LIKE STRAWBERRY PIE, ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES I DON'T? IT'S WEIRD SOMETIMES YOU'RE JUST DYING FOR SOME STRAWBERRY PIE AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T BITE DOWN ON A PIECE WITHOUT ALMOST GAGGING. I'M NOT SURE WHY.

I LONG FOR SOME SCOTCH PIE TOO, SOUNDS HILARIOUS.

MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE SOME SCOTCH PIE AT NEXT MITTENS! HINT HINT!

STRAWBERRY RHUBARB PIE IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE KIND OF PIE EVER. I THINK STRAWBERRY PIE JUST BY ITSELF WOULD BE JUST TOO SWEET FOR ME.

I'M SURE SCOTCH WOULDN'T OBJECT TO BEING PIED IF YOU ASKED NICELY AND PROMISED TO BE GENTLE AND ALL. I'LL BRING THE CREAM FILLING JUST IN CASE

NEVER HAD RHUBARB STRAWBERRY, I BET IT'S NICE.

ALSO, LEMON PIE, RIGHT? RIGHT?

One time Tim Schafer told me I needed to eat more lemon pies, because I told him I was a pirate. It was through Friendster, so it wasn't like I was talking to him or anything, but it was still funny! I've never actually had lemon pie! Have you ever tried pecan pie? It's delicious, but I can't eat it anymore because I'm deathly allergic to pecans!

You were on Friendster? Gross, hah. Lemon pie is excellent, but not good too have too much on one sitting, which I guess goes for most sweet pies. At least I can't eat too much. Pecan pie no, never had any, because we don't have pecans here, but I'll be sure to try when I get the chance. I'll be sure to shove them in your face since you're alergic haha just kidding, you're alright pete, I won't kill you.

Also, I know it's the simplest thing ever, but I like custard pie! I think it's great.

You know, I've never had custard pie! I had never even heard of it until King's Quest 5! That's something I'd like to try!
ACHTUNG FRANZ: Enjoy it with copper wine!

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Helm

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ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!


I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!


JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.


I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME

A REAL MAN WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY GUTS WHILE I WAS STILL ALIVE BUT YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN I THINK MAYBE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FAKE MAN! ARE YOU A REAL DOLL, HELM! ARE YOU? ARE YOU!

WELL, I LIKE CHEESE SLICES WITH APPLE SLICES, SO I WOULD THINK IT'D TASTE GOOD, BUT I AM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY.

ACH! ACH! DO NOT MENTION THE HORRIBLE MASKON PEOPLE IN MY PRESENCE! I CANNOT TAKE IT! HERE! I'LL TAKE IT EASY WITH YOU AND ONLY SLAP YOU AROUND A BIT IF YOU DON'T MENTION THE FAKE PLASTIC PEOPLE ANYMORE

I LIKE FISH WITH CHEESE. CHEESY FISH. I GUESS THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD, HUH

http://www.maskon.com/kerry/masks/batgirl.htm THIS IS WHO YOU WANT TO MARRY ADMIT IT ADMIT IT ADMIT IT NOW! YOU DREAM OF A MAN IN A WOMAN FACE! HAHAHA!

FISH WITH CHEESE? THAT IS TOTALLY WEIRD, DUDE. BUT I GUESS SO IS CHEESE ON APPLE PIE, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT NORMAL IS ANYMORE. THIS DISCUSSION HAS SHIFTED MY ENTIRE VIEW OF REALITY!

NO NO NO MASK PEOPLE PLEASE STOP AAAAARGHHHHH THE ONLY THING THAT CAN HELP NOW IS PIE!

I ALSO LIKE STRAWBERRY PIE, ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES I DON'T? IT'S WEIRD SOMETIMES YOU'RE JUST DYING FOR SOME STRAWBERRY PIE AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T BITE DOWN ON A PIECE WITHOUT ALMOST GAGGING. I'M NOT SURE WHY.

I LONG FOR SOME SCOTCH PIE TOO, SOUNDS HILARIOUS.

MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE SOME SCOTCH PIE AT NEXT MITTENS! HINT HINT!

STRAWBERRY RHUBARB PIE IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE KIND OF PIE EVER. I THINK STRAWBERRY PIE JUST BY ITSELF WOULD BE JUST TOO SWEET FOR ME.

I'M SURE SCOTCH WOULDN'T OBJECT TO BEING PIED IF YOU ASKED NICELY AND PROMISED TO BE GENTLE AND ALL. I'LL BRING THE CREAM FILLING JUST IN CASE

NEVER HAD RHUBARB STRAWBERRY, I BET IT'S NICE.

ALSO, LEMON PIE, RIGHT? RIGHT?

One time Tim Schafer told me I needed to eat more lemon pies, because I told him I was a pirate. It was through Friendster, so it wasn't like I was talking to him or anything, but it was still funny! I've never actually had lemon pie! Have you ever tried pecan pie? It's delicious, but I can't eat it anymore because I'm deathly allergic to pecans!

You were on Friendster? Gross, hah. Lemon pie is excellent, but not good too have too much on one sitting, which I guess goes for most sweet pies. At least I can't eat too much. Pecan pie no, never had any, because we don't have pecans here, but I'll be sure to try when I get the chance. I'll be sure to shove them in your face since you're alergic haha just kidding, you're alright pete, I won't kill you.

Also, I know it's the simplest thing ever, but I like custard pie! I think it's great.

You know, I've never had custard pie! I had never even heard of it until King's Quest 5! That's something I'd like to try!

Oh King's Quest 5. That brings us back to adventure games. Never liked 5 much, too much walking dead and kind of amateurish feeling on the graphics. 6 was PURTY tho, and Jane Jensen helped so it was better. Still not my favourite games or anything. Come to think of it, since you were ingridient-hoarding in Kyrandia games, it's only right to have been able to make some pies! Fireberry pie, at least!
WINTERKILL

Pesty

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ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!


I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!


JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.


I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME

A REAL MAN WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY GUTS WHILE I WAS STILL ALIVE BUT YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN I THINK MAYBE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FAKE MAN! ARE YOU A REAL DOLL, HELM! ARE YOU? ARE YOU!

WELL, I LIKE CHEESE SLICES WITH APPLE SLICES, SO I WOULD THINK IT'D TASTE GOOD, BUT I AM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY.

ACH! ACH! DO NOT MENTION THE HORRIBLE MASKON PEOPLE IN MY PRESENCE! I CANNOT TAKE IT! HERE! I'LL TAKE IT EASY WITH YOU AND ONLY SLAP YOU AROUND A BIT IF YOU DON'T MENTION THE FAKE PLASTIC PEOPLE ANYMORE

I LIKE FISH WITH CHEESE. CHEESY FISH. I GUESS THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD, HUH

http://www.maskon.com/kerry/masks/batgirl.htm THIS IS WHO YOU WANT TO MARRY ADMIT IT ADMIT IT ADMIT IT NOW! YOU DREAM OF A MAN IN A WOMAN FACE! HAHAHA!

FISH WITH CHEESE? THAT IS TOTALLY WEIRD, DUDE. BUT I GUESS SO IS CHEESE ON APPLE PIE, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT NORMAL IS ANYMORE. THIS DISCUSSION HAS SHIFTED MY ENTIRE VIEW OF REALITY!

NO NO NO MASK PEOPLE PLEASE STOP AAAAARGHHHHH THE ONLY THING THAT CAN HELP NOW IS PIE!

I ALSO LIKE STRAWBERRY PIE, ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES I DON'T? IT'S WEIRD SOMETIMES YOU'RE JUST DYING FOR SOME STRAWBERRY PIE AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T BITE DOWN ON A PIECE WITHOUT ALMOST GAGGING. I'M NOT SURE WHY.

I LONG FOR SOME SCOTCH PIE TOO, SOUNDS HILARIOUS.

MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE SOME SCOTCH PIE AT NEXT MITTENS! HINT HINT!

STRAWBERRY RHUBARB PIE IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE KIND OF PIE EVER. I THINK STRAWBERRY PIE JUST BY ITSELF WOULD BE JUST TOO SWEET FOR ME.

I'M SURE SCOTCH WOULDN'T OBJECT TO BEING PIED IF YOU ASKED NICELY AND PROMISED TO BE GENTLE AND ALL. I'LL BRING THE CREAM FILLING JUST IN CASE

NEVER HAD RHUBARB STRAWBERRY, I BET IT'S NICE.

ALSO, LEMON PIE, RIGHT? RIGHT?

One time Tim Schafer told me I needed to eat more lemon pies, because I told him I was a pirate. It was through Friendster, so it wasn't like I was talking to him or anything, but it was still funny! I've never actually had lemon pie! Have you ever tried pecan pie? It's delicious, but I can't eat it anymore because I'm deathly allergic to pecans!

You were on Friendster? Gross, hah. Lemon pie is excellent, but not good too have too much on one sitting, which I guess goes for most sweet pies. At least I can't eat too much. Pecan pie no, never had any, because we don't have pecans here, but I'll be sure to try when I get the chance. I'll be sure to shove them in your face since you're alergic haha just kidding, you're alright pete, I won't kill you.

Also, I know it's the simplest thing ever, but I like custard pie! I think it's great.

You know, I've never had custard pie! I had never even heard of it until King's Quest 5! That's something I'd like to try!

Oh King's Quest 5. That brings us back to adventure games. Never liked 5 much, too much walking dead and kind of amateurish feeling on the graphics. 6 was PURTY tho, and Jane Jensen helped so it was better. Still not my favourite games or anything. Come to think of it, since you were ingridient-hoarding in Kyrandia games, it's only right to have been able to make some pies! Fireberry pie, at least!

All the ingredient collecting was really the only thing that annoyed me in the Kyrandia games. I liked that you could pick up so many things, though, but it was so hard to know what you were supposed to do with everything! The fireberry maze puzzle was cake compared to making potions in Kyrandia 2. That drove me batty most of the time!
ACHTUNG FRANZ: Enjoy it with copper wine!

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. - Douglas Adams

Gilbert

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ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!


I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!


JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.


I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME

A REAL MAN WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY GUTS WHILE I WAS STILL ALIVE BUT YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN I THINK MAYBE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FAKE MAN! ARE YOU A REAL DOLL, HELM! ARE YOU? ARE YOU!

WELL, I LIKE CHEESE SLICES WITH APPLE SLICES, SO I WOULD THINK IT'D TASTE GOOD, BUT I AM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY.

ACH! ACH! DO NOT MENTION THE HORRIBLE MASKON PEOPLE IN MY PRESENCE! I CANNOT TAKE IT! HERE! I'LL TAKE IT EASY WITH YOU AND ONLY SLAP YOU AROUND A BIT IF YOU DON'T MENTION THE FAKE PLASTIC PEOPLE ANYMORE

I LIKE FISH WITH CHEESE. CHEESY FISH. I GUESS THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD, HUH

http://www.maskon.com/kerry/masks/batgirl.htm THIS IS WHO YOU WANT TO MARRY ADMIT IT ADMIT IT ADMIT IT NOW! YOU DREAM OF A MAN IN A WOMAN FACE! HAHAHA!

FISH WITH CHEESE? THAT IS TOTALLY WEIRD, DUDE. BUT I GUESS SO IS CHEESE ON APPLE PIE, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT NORMAL IS ANYMORE. THIS DISCUSSION HAS SHIFTED MY ENTIRE VIEW OF REALITY!

NO NO NO MASK PEOPLE PLEASE STOP AAAAARGHHHHH THE ONLY THING THAT CAN HELP NOW IS PIE!

I ALSO LIKE STRAWBERRY PIE, ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES I DON'T? IT'S WEIRD SOMETIMES YOU'RE JUST DYING FOR SOME STRAWBERRY PIE AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T BITE DOWN ON A PIECE WITHOUT ALMOST GAGGING. I'M NOT SURE WHY.

I LONG FOR SOME SCOTCH PIE TOO, SOUNDS HILARIOUS.

MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE SOME SCOTCH PIE AT NEXT MITTENS! HINT HINT!

STRAWBERRY RHUBARB PIE IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE KIND OF PIE EVER. I THINK STRAWBERRY PIE JUST BY ITSELF WOULD BE JUST TOO SWEET FOR ME.

I'M SURE SCOTCH WOULDN'T OBJECT TO BEING PIED IF YOU ASKED NICELY AND PROMISED TO BE GENTLE AND ALL. I'LL BRING THE CREAM FILLING JUST IN CASE

NEVER HAD RHUBARB STRAWBERRY, I BET IT'S NICE.

ALSO, LEMON PIE, RIGHT? RIGHT?

One time Tim Schafer told me I needed to eat more lemon pies, because I told him I was a pirate. It was through Friendster, so it wasn't like I was talking to him or anything, but it was still funny! I've never actually had lemon pie! Have you ever tried pecan pie? It's delicious, but I can't eat it anymore because I'm deathly allergic to pecans!

You were on Friendster? Gross, hah. Lemon pie is excellent, but not good too have too much on one sitting, which I guess goes for most sweet pies. At least I can't eat too much. Pecan pie no, never had any, because we don't have pecans here, but I'll be sure to try when I get the chance. I'll be sure to shove them in your face since you're alergic haha just kidding, you're alright pete, I won't kill you.

Also, I know it's the simplest thing ever, but I like custard pie! I think it's great.

You know, I've never had custard pie! I had never even heard of it until King's Quest 5! That's something I'd like to try!

Oh King's Quest 5. That brings us back to adventure games. Never liked 5 much, too much walking dead and kind of amateurish feeling on the graphics. 6 was PURTY tho, and Jane Jensen helped so it was better. Still not my favourite games or anything. Come to think of it, since you were ingridient-hoarding in Kyrandia games, it's only right to have been able to make some pies! Fireberry pie, at least!

All the ingredient collecting was really the only thing that annoyed me in the Kyrandia games. I liked that you could pick up so many things, though, but it was so hard to know what you were supposed to do with everything! The fireberry maze puzzle was cake compared to making potions in Kyrandia 2. That drove me batty most of the time!

SILLY!  The fireberry maze puzzle was cake compared to making potions in Kyrandia 1. There are recipes for most of the stuff in K2!

Helm

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ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!


I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!


JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.


I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME

A REAL MAN WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY GUTS WHILE I WAS STILL ALIVE BUT YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN I THINK MAYBE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FAKE MAN! ARE YOU A REAL DOLL, HELM! ARE YOU? ARE YOU!

WELL, I LIKE CHEESE SLICES WITH APPLE SLICES, SO I WOULD THINK IT'D TASTE GOOD, BUT I AM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY.

ACH! ACH! DO NOT MENTION THE HORRIBLE MASKON PEOPLE IN MY PRESENCE! I CANNOT TAKE IT! HERE! I'LL TAKE IT EASY WITH YOU AND ONLY SLAP YOU AROUND A BIT IF YOU DON'T MENTION THE FAKE PLASTIC PEOPLE ANYMORE

I LIKE FISH WITH CHEESE. CHEESY FISH. I GUESS THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD, HUH

http://www.maskon.com/kerry/masks/batgirl.htm THIS IS WHO YOU WANT TO MARRY ADMIT IT ADMIT IT ADMIT IT NOW! YOU DREAM OF A MAN IN A WOMAN FACE! HAHAHA!

FISH WITH CHEESE? THAT IS TOTALLY WEIRD, DUDE. BUT I GUESS SO IS CHEESE ON APPLE PIE, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT NORMAL IS ANYMORE. THIS DISCUSSION HAS SHIFTED MY ENTIRE VIEW OF REALITY!

NO NO NO MASK PEOPLE PLEASE STOP AAAAARGHHHHH THE ONLY THING THAT CAN HELP NOW IS PIE!

I ALSO LIKE STRAWBERRY PIE, ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES I DON'T? IT'S WEIRD SOMETIMES YOU'RE JUST DYING FOR SOME STRAWBERRY PIE AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T BITE DOWN ON A PIECE WITHOUT ALMOST GAGGING. I'M NOT SURE WHY.

I LONG FOR SOME SCOTCH PIE TOO, SOUNDS HILARIOUS.

MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE SOME SCOTCH PIE AT NEXT MITTENS! HINT HINT!

STRAWBERRY RHUBARB PIE IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE KIND OF PIE EVER. I THINK STRAWBERRY PIE JUST BY ITSELF WOULD BE JUST TOO SWEET FOR ME.

I'M SURE SCOTCH WOULDN'T OBJECT TO BEING PIED IF YOU ASKED NICELY AND PROMISED TO BE GENTLE AND ALL. I'LL BRING THE CREAM FILLING JUST IN CASE

NEVER HAD RHUBARB STRAWBERRY, I BET IT'S NICE.

ALSO, LEMON PIE, RIGHT? RIGHT?

One time Tim Schafer told me I needed to eat more lemon pies, because I told him I was a pirate. It was through Friendster, so it wasn't like I was talking to him or anything, but it was still funny! I've never actually had lemon pie! Have you ever tried pecan pie? It's delicious, but I can't eat it anymore because I'm deathly allergic to pecans!

You were on Friendster? Gross, hah. Lemon pie is excellent, but not good too have too much on one sitting, which I guess goes for most sweet pies. At least I can't eat too much. Pecan pie no, never had any, because we don't have pecans here, but I'll be sure to try when I get the chance. I'll be sure to shove them in your face since you're alergic haha just kidding, you're alright pete, I won't kill you.

Also, I know it's the simplest thing ever, but I like custard pie! I think it's great.

You know, I've never had custard pie! I had never even heard of it until King's Quest 5! That's something I'd like to try!

Oh King's Quest 5. That brings us back to adventure games. Never liked 5 much, too much walking dead and kind of amateurish feeling on the graphics. 6 was PURTY tho, and Jane Jensen helped so it was better. Still not my favourite games or anything. Come to think of it, since you were ingridient-hoarding in Kyrandia games, it's only right to have been able to make some pies! Fireberry pie, at least!

All the ingredient collecting was really the only thing that annoyed me in the Kyrandia games. I liked that you could pick up so many things, though, but it was so hard to know what you were supposed to do with everything! The fireberry maze puzzle was cake compared to making potions in Kyrandia 2. That drove me batty most of the time!


Yeah I didn't like the collecting much either. And if there's one thing I really disliked somehow, was to be able to drop anything anywhere and stuff. Kinda felt wrong I don't know. Remember in Kyrandia 2 where Xanthia tries on different outfits and goes 'oh no this won't do' etc, that was irritating. I didn't like her generally. I finished 2 with a walkthrough :shame
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Pesty

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ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!


I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!


JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.


I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME

A REAL MAN WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY GUTS WHILE I WAS STILL ALIVE BUT YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN I THINK MAYBE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FAKE MAN! ARE YOU A REAL DOLL, HELM! ARE YOU? ARE YOU!

WELL, I LIKE CHEESE SLICES WITH APPLE SLICES, SO I WOULD THINK IT'D TASTE GOOD, BUT I AM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY.

ACH! ACH! DO NOT MENTION THE HORRIBLE MASKON PEOPLE IN MY PRESENCE! I CANNOT TAKE IT! HERE! I'LL TAKE IT EASY WITH YOU AND ONLY SLAP YOU AROUND A BIT IF YOU DON'T MENTION THE FAKE PLASTIC PEOPLE ANYMORE

I LIKE FISH WITH CHEESE. CHEESY FISH. I GUESS THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD, HUH

http://www.maskon.com/kerry/masks/batgirl.htm THIS IS WHO YOU WANT TO MARRY ADMIT IT ADMIT IT ADMIT IT NOW! YOU DREAM OF A MAN IN A WOMAN FACE! HAHAHA!

FISH WITH CHEESE? THAT IS TOTALLY WEIRD, DUDE. BUT I GUESS SO IS CHEESE ON APPLE PIE, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT NORMAL IS ANYMORE. THIS DISCUSSION HAS SHIFTED MY ENTIRE VIEW OF REALITY!

NO NO NO MASK PEOPLE PLEASE STOP AAAAARGHHHHH THE ONLY THING THAT CAN HELP NOW IS PIE!

I ALSO LIKE STRAWBERRY PIE, ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES I DON'T? IT'S WEIRD SOMETIMES YOU'RE JUST DYING FOR SOME STRAWBERRY PIE AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T BITE DOWN ON A PIECE WITHOUT ALMOST GAGGING. I'M NOT SURE WHY.

I LONG FOR SOME SCOTCH PIE TOO, SOUNDS HILARIOUS.

MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE SOME SCOTCH PIE AT NEXT MITTENS! HINT HINT!

STRAWBERRY RHUBARB PIE IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE KIND OF PIE EVER. I THINK STRAWBERRY PIE JUST BY ITSELF WOULD BE JUST TOO SWEET FOR ME.

I'M SURE SCOTCH WOULDN'T OBJECT TO BEING PIED IF YOU ASKED NICELY AND PROMISED TO BE GENTLE AND ALL. I'LL BRING THE CREAM FILLING JUST IN CASE

NEVER HAD RHUBARB STRAWBERRY, I BET IT'S NICE.

ALSO, LEMON PIE, RIGHT? RIGHT?

One time Tim Schafer told me I needed to eat more lemon pies, because I told him I was a pirate. It was through Friendster, so it wasn't like I was talking to him or anything, but it was still funny! I've never actually had lemon pie! Have you ever tried pecan pie? It's delicious, but I can't eat it anymore because I'm deathly allergic to pecans!

You were on Friendster? Gross, hah. Lemon pie is excellent, but not good too have too much on one sitting, which I guess goes for most sweet pies. At least I can't eat too much. Pecan pie no, never had any, because we don't have pecans here, but I'll be sure to try when I get the chance. I'll be sure to shove them in your face since you're alergic haha just kidding, you're alright pete, I won't kill you.

Also, I know it's the simplest thing ever, but I like custard pie! I think it's great.

You know, I've never had custard pie! I had never even heard of it until King's Quest 5! That's something I'd like to try!

Oh King's Quest 5. That brings us back to adventure games. Never liked 5 much, too much walking dead and kind of amateurish feeling on the graphics. 6 was PURTY tho, and Jane Jensen helped so it was better. Still not my favourite games or anything. Come to think of it, since you were ingridient-hoarding in Kyrandia games, it's only right to have been able to make some pies! Fireberry pie, at least!

All the ingredient collecting was really the only thing that annoyed me in the Kyrandia games. I liked that you could pick up so many things, though, but it was so hard to know what you were supposed to do with everything! The fireberry maze puzzle was cake compared to making potions in Kyrandia 2. That drove me batty most of the time!


Yeah I didn't like the collecting much either. And if there's one thing I really disliked somehow, was to be able to drop anything anywhere and stuff. Kinda felt wrong I don't know. Remember in Kyrandia 2 where Xanthia tries on different outfits and goes 'oh no this won't do' etc, that was irritating. I didn't like her generally. I finished 2 with a walkthrough :shame

Now see, maybe it's because I'm a girl, but I liked Xanthia and I liked that she changed clothes after every part. I thought it was fun!

I didn't like dropping stuff anywhere because it was messy!
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I only really liked the big hand. It didn't have to change outfits. It was all awesome, all the time.
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Pesty

The big hand rock rocked on! I liked 3 the best out of all of them, though, even though it wasn't as pretty. I liked that you could decide between being mean and being nice for things, it was very clever. I wish more games gave users control over things like that.
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Couldn't play due to prerenderage. Maybe I should try again.
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