Personality Defect Test

Akumayo · Sun 15/01/2006 22:54:22

This is the personality defect test I stumbled across. It is... surprisingly accurate, and insulting...enjoy!
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=4741219933576750506

Apparently... I'm a Sociopath.... correct!

Nine Toes · Sun 15/01/2006 23:15:35

It say's I'm a Spiteful Loner.

MrColossal · Sun 15/01/2006 23:25:35

Apparently the test tells me I'm a robot...

Pff... I coulda told it that...

voh · Sun 15/01/2006 23:31:14

Televangelist right here

ManicMatt · Sun 15/01/2006 23:45:29

Ditto.

Televangelist
You are 14% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

Arrogant though? :o

Akumayo · Sun 15/01/2006 23:47:52

What? Am I the ONLY sociopath? I thought... ya' know, AGS community... sociopathic people, they'd go together right? Aparrently not..

Neil Dnuma · Sun 15/01/2006 23:49:40

Hippie
42% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.

Your exact opposite is the Sociopath.

Gregjazz · Sun 15/01/2006 23:53:09

I'm also a Hippie.

Akumayo · Sun 15/01/2006 23:55:32

It says hippies are my opposite... to you oppose me hippies? I will destroy you with no remorse whatsoever, a human life is worth the same as the dollar signs in the body's wallet...

Ashen · Mon 16/01/2006 00:13:10

Sociopath
You are 85% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

Which is nice.
I would apparently be an excellent serial killer, or criminal mastermind.
So watch out, Hippies.

Akumayo · Mon 16/01/2006 00:16:52

Heheheheee, hahahaha, AAAHAHAAAHAAAHAAAA!!!!!!
Let the sociopathic reign of destruction begin!!!

mozza · Mon 16/01/2006 00:20:56

Brute
You are 42% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant.

Meh, sounds about right. I'LL KILL YOU ALL!

QuoteYou also possibly fling your own poo.

Really? Well, if you say so.

QuoteKing Kong best represents the gorilla-version of your personality. Emotional, introverted (King Kong was isolated on his own island, after all), brutal, and arrogant (proud to be the largest ape on Earth!), Kong would probably get along very well with you, seeing as how you share many of the same traits.

So you're saying I am an oversized monkey?

QuoteAside from, you know, all the fur.

Oh, ok.

LimpingFish · Mon 16/01/2006 00:30:16

Sociopath
You are 71% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant.

That makes me want to stab somebody in the eye!

Haddas · Mon 16/01/2006 00:32:15

QuoteSociopath
You are 85% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, thus making it easier to kill them. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Hippie.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig.

MEH!

Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens · Mon 16/01/2006 00:32:34

I am a robot.

Note to self: Install tear ducts and watch hippie films.

Khris · Mon 16/01/2006 00:32:42

Hand-Raiser
100% rational, 100% extroverted, 42% brutal, 42% arrogant

Akumayo · Mon 16/01/2006 00:33:10

The army is growing... too bad sociopaths can't properly work together.... maybe we should start on different corners of the globe... until all mankind is defeated, then we'll meet, and only one will live, and that one (probably me Ã,Â

) will just starve to death!

....I'm sad now.....

Ashen · Mon 16/01/2006 00:37:12

OK, took it again, changed some of my borderline answers (where I wasn't sure which option was closest):

Sociopath
You are 71% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

So I guess it must be true.
I am the least extrovert, so I am king Sociopath. All others are just posers.

Attention all Brutes, Schoolyard Bullies, and Spiteful Loners:
Fledgling Evil Empire now recruiting.
Send a CV on the corpse of your most hated enemy (or, you know, some random dude off the street) to the usual address.

Akumayo · Mon 16/01/2006 00:38:51

*Akumayo hurriedly begins finding a postal stamp big enought to mail his step-mother, she was starting to smell anyhow

Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens · Mon 16/01/2006 00:41:18

We robots could easily supplant your rule...If we cared.