please read this andhelp me or u will stop the best gane i the world

Grapefruitologist · Wed 22/02/2006 08:30:21

SSH, there are different ways to teach people! You don't have to do it in such a malicious (but funny, I must admit) way.

Gilbert · Wed 22/02/2006 08:32:17

He didn't have to, for sure. But then someone else will.

Kinoko · Wed 22/02/2006 08:51:42

Quote from: Afflict on Wed 22/02/2006 06:50:13
Hell, guys leave mistral alone the "kid" as you put represents all of us at some point or another.

QuoteI remember when I joined the forum, I also just typed and messed up most of the time.

You've come so far.

^_-

Grapefruitologist · Wed 22/02/2006 09:15:39

QuoteThree golden rules:
1. Is your post interesting, helpful or funny? If not, don't post it.
2. Post in a mature manner. Remember, the minimum age here is 16 - if you're unable to act that age, don't post.
3. If you're not a moderator, don't pretend to be one. If a thread needs to be moved or locked, the moderators will deal with it.

I'm pretty sure #1 and #2 don't just apply to the newbies.
Anyways, good luck with your game, mistral, and good luck with... whatever everyone else is doing. I'm off to work on my game.

Meowster · Wed 22/02/2006 18:02:43

Quote from: mistral on Tue 21/02/2006 09:21:37
okay, I'm making my first ever game and i have loads of tilesets, and a tile cutter, but...i have no software that will let take the cut tiles and place them on a page or something to make my towns, also i am having sprite troubles, i found loads at reiners tilsets. they all had a few animations to them. each animation was in a folder, i opend the folder to find loads of bitmaps that were frame by frame images of the animation, how can i use them with ags, and where should i get the tileset using software, remember i already have reiners tile cutter please help thanx

Right.

You don't have software for cutting tiles... so what's the tile cutter for? Do you have an actual bladed tool with you, right now, for cutting bathroom tiles? Or something?

Your post is hilarious and entertaining.

Afflict · Wed 22/02/2006 18:37:24

Quote from: SSH on Wed 22/02/2006 08:19:09
So, Afflict, because our advice and mocking of you worked, we SHOULDN'T do it to someone else?

I dont recall being mocked, however I do recall the advice which was much appreciated.

Meowster · Wed 22/02/2006 22:37:46

Ok, I think we are all missing a very vital fact here.

Little Boy: in one of your previous threads you said AND I QUOTE:

Quoteand I'm a fast learner, so please help me and i will do absolutely anything inÃ,Â return

Does that anything include sexing my face off? Will you sex my face off? I'm getting into my mid 70's but I know men that want to ride me like a bicycle. They say it with their EYES, which are full of lust for my mature body.

You want to be careful saying that you'll do ANYthing, little boy. I might help you and then you'd have to let me sit on your face.

BOYD1981 · Wed 22/02/2006 22:49:23

ride you like a bike while YOU sit on him? i think you've been riding your bike all wrong...

Afflict · Wed 22/02/2006 22:51:06

Quote from: Yutzster on Wed 22/02/2006 22:37:46
Ok, I think we are all missing a very vital fact here.

Little Boy: in one of your previous threads you said AND I QUOTE:

Quoteand I'm a fast learner, so please help me and i will do absolutely anything in return

Does that anything include sexing my face off? Will you sex my face off? I'm getting into my mid 70's but I know men that want to ride me like a bicycle. They say it with their EYES, which are full of lust for my mature body.

You want to be careful saying that you'll do ANYthing, little boy. I might help you and then you'd have to let me sit on your face.

Who are you quoting you perv.. your a guy not n old granny and you have some very serious issues

Meowster · Wed 22/02/2006 22:52:57

Quote from: BOYD1981 on Wed 22/02/2006 22:49:23
ride you like a bike while YOU sit on him? i think you've been riding your bike all wrong...

They want to ride ME like a bike. Unfortunately for them I am a very dominant, sharp-tempered old lady and demand that I sit on their face. Otherwise I'm too dry for 'cycling'.

lo_res_man · Wed 22/02/2006 23:50:52

{sprays TEA all over moniter}
Oh man, were is this community going, it seems every thread is an exuse to get uber gross. some kid asks for help. and we all talk sh*t. how the h*ll is this supposed to help a poor newb figure out how to use ags? if it is a kid, which it most likely is, we are giving him ONE HELL of an education. I am 19 and I STILL would be emmberessed if anyone saw me read this stuff.
lets all go and wash our mouths out at least when we know a kid will be reading.

Afflict · Wed 22/02/2006 23:56:16

Have you checked out the ms paint game?

Kinoko · Wed 22/02/2006 23:56:34

Hey, the rest of us were just joking in the same manner we always do. It was Yutz *points the finger!* who decided to get all weird and kinky for no reason.

Haddas · Thu 23/02/2006 00:10:10

Quote from: lo_res_man on Wed 22/02/2006 23:50:52
lets all go and wash our mouths out

Hehehehe..

Kweepa · Thu 23/02/2006 00:12:27

With TEA, perv.

Meowster · Thu 23/02/2006 00:14:08

Quotelets all go and wash our mouths out

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahaha

mistral started it by getting all weird and kinky saying he'd do ANYTHING... to a bunch of strangers... well whatever you're in to boy... this is one gran who's not sitting on YOUR face, perv...

SSH · Thu 23/02/2006 09:20:14

Quote from: Afflict on Wed 22/02/2006 18:37:24
I dont recall being mocked

We better make up for lost time, then....

err.....

UR MOM!

Gilbert · Thu 23/02/2006 09:22:01

The only way to prevent this is to join early, like me.

Pumaman · Thu 23/02/2006 16:18:54

Quote from: Afflict on Wed 22/02/2006 22:51:06
Who are you quoting you perv.. your a guy not n old granny and you have some very serious issues

Yufster's a guy? Well, I guess that explains a few things, but the disguise was quite convincing...

woodz · Thu 23/02/2006 16:54:43

its quite disturbing how many newbies get ripped apart as soon as they post something, i thought the idea of a forum was to guide and help rather than mock people because of over zealous enthusiasm in something they believe

@Yufster i agree total at what you sed/wrote, kids should be careful what they write, but is kinda alarming the amount of thought you put into your little essay!