The 12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator

ManicMatt · Wed 08/03/2006 17:35:52

!das ooos era syug uoy

IM NOT TEH SPAM · Wed 08/03/2006 17:56:28

IMM FANCY11!!111! LOL

That, my porky little comrade, is sad.

skw · Wed 08/03/2006 23:21:27

Meh, it's crap.

It doesn't have words such a 'k3wl' or 'pwn3d!', even '133t 5p34k'.

QuoteDA ENGLISH-2-12-YAAR-OLD-AOLER TRANSLA2R

UPDAET 6/15/205 I HAEV NO IEDA HOW IT HAPEN3D BUT THIS SIET AP3ARS 2 HAEV BCOME WUT OF A PHENOMENON ON TEH INTERNET111! AS SUCH IVE ADED A COPYRIGHT NOTIEC AT TEH BOTOM TAHT INCLUDAS CONTACT INFORMATION1!!11!! OMG WTF THX 2 AVARYONE WHO HAS ENJOY3D MAH CRAATION1!1!111 OMG WTF

THIS TRANSLA2R WIL TAEK WUT U WRIET IN IT AND TURN IT IN2 TEH MAN3R A 12-YEAR-OLD AOLER WUD WRIET IT!111 WTF TYPA IN WUT U WANT TRANSLAETD AND TH3N CLIK DA BUTON
1!!1! OMG LOL

ONANISM STRENGTHENS ORGANISM.

+1

Tiki · Wed 08/03/2006 23:30:04

I'll be impressed if there's an accurate AOLer to English translator.

biothlebop · Wed 08/03/2006 23:38:10

IMM TRYNG 2 FIND MAH WAY HOME

IMM SORY.
1!1!1!!!11!1!!!11 OMG WTF LOL
.AND1!1!!!!!!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL I MIS U111!!! LOL

I MIS U11!!
WTF GROWN TAL3R NOW
I!11!!!1 OMG WANT TEH POLIEC 2 B NOTIFEID
IL11!1! OMG LOL MAEK IT UP 2 U
SWAAR IL MAEK IT UP 2 U1!1!! LOL

I MIS U!!111!! OMG

from: Slint - Good Morning Captain

Ebonics Translator

Check dis here translator out Don't make me come ovah there bitch...
http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp

http://www.pornolize.com/
Translates any website to a porn site.

skw · Thu 09/03/2006 00:21:15

Quote from: biothlebop on Wed 08/03/2006 23:38:10Check dis here translator out Don't make me come ovah there bitch...
http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp

ah like it an don't make me pull mah gat!

Quotehttp://www.pornolize.com/
Translates any website to a porn site.

Funny. I guess you all tried it on AGS site.

The Inquisitive Stranger · Thu 09/03/2006 02:53:40

Quote from: biothlebop on Wed 08/03/2006 23:38:10
http://www.pornolize.com/
Translates any website to a porn site.

I tried it, and didn't get any pop-up windows, so it's probably not working.

esper · Thu 09/03/2006 09:53:17

Heh...

"7 Days a Dripping Skeptic"

"Two of a Cocksucking Kind"

Adventure "Superdick" Game Studio

WTF?

Helm · Thu 09/03/2006 12:43:09

Quote from: biothlebop on Wed 08/03/2006 23:38:10
IMM TRYNG 2 FIND MAH WAY HOME

IMM SORY.
1!1!1!!!11!1!!!11 OMG WTF LOL
.AND1!1!!!!!!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL I MIS U111!!! LOL

I MIS U11!!
WTF GROWN TAL3R NOW
I!11!!!1 OMG WANT TEH POLIEC 2 B NOTIFEID
IL11!1! OMG LOL MAEK IT UP 2 U
SWAAR IL MAEK IT UP 2 U1!1!! LOL

I MIS U!!111!! OMG

from: Slint - Good Morning Captain

Ebonics Translator

Check dis here translator out Don't make me come ovah there bitch...
http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp

http://www.pornolize.com/
Translates any website to a porn site.

So strange to read this when I'm listening to Squirrel Bait.

Grapefruitologist · Thu 09/03/2006 22:24:45

I used both translators xD:
BTER TA REMANE SIELNT AN B THOUGHT UH FO THAN TA SPEAK OUT AN REMOVE AL DOUBT!11111!1 AND GIT SHENIQUAHS AS BAK OVA HEAH11!1!!11 WTF