Where are my pants?

Layabout · Mon 17/04/2006 16:39:40

Discuss

Helm · Mon 17/04/2006 16:48:48

Quote from: Layabout on Mon 17/04/2006 16:39:40
Discuss

Alternatively: don't discuss.

dasjoe · Mon 17/04/2006 16:51:58

i second helm, dnftt

Tiki · Mon 17/04/2006 17:03:56

Naw, Rolf is just that crazy DG.

edit- as for the pants - DG has them.

IM NOT TEH SPAM · Mon 17/04/2006 17:04:34

The man has a problem, and you guys fl4me him to hell...
Just bc we arent all H4XXOR, and some of us are n00blets doesnt mean you should flame and ignore. Try to help him with his AGS issue.
Layabout, i suggest using the Search button at the top of the page. It is helpful to see if other members have also misplaced their pants. Also Call Chris Jones's home/cell. Hes always happy to speak to new members of the comunity about their missing dll's exe's or in this case Pants.
Most importantly make sure your using windows XP SP2 with the latest updates.
Run a virus and spyware scan, seeing as you dont want spys to see you wihtout pants, or viruses to infect your pantsless areas.
SOrry that we arent all helpfull and some people bite your head off when you have a problem

Layabout · Mon 17/04/2006 17:05:00

Dammit!!! I knew he did! It was that night we slept... wait!!

Lord Nipper: I ain't no n00b. I know how to search the forums. I searched the forums for my pants but I couldn't find them!!1

Ubel · Mon 17/04/2006 17:12:20

Layabout, you can't expect people to help you when you post like that. I for one would like to hear a bit more details. What kind of pants exactly are these you lost and are looking for?

Layabout · Mon 17/04/2006 17:14:47

They are a vintage 1960's pair of union jack underdrawers. I have been wearing them for 2 years straight, and they have never been washed. They have many scid marks, and jizzstains. I am lost without them!!!

Mr Flibble · Mon 17/04/2006 17:23:37

Remove the lens flare, oh and the perspective is way off.

Haddas · Mon 17/04/2006 17:39:54

I made a paintover.

First off, I reduced the size of the bulge by half. it just wasn't realistic.

...uhh, and that's it, basically.

Scummbuddy · Mon 17/04/2006 20:34:01

Did you leave them at Mittens?

Tuomas · Mon 17/04/2006 20:45:59

Am I just stupid, or is Layabout new Andy P3n1sh? Or did he just get his dick stuck in his zipper. Geez, that should really hurt. So you lost your pants, get new ones, normal people use more pants than just one.

DGMacphee · Tue 18/04/2006 01:29:09

Quote from: Tiki on Mon 17/04/2006 17:03:56
Naw, Rolf is just that crazy DG.

edit- as for the pants - DG has them.

Christ, the whole "DG is other people" thing is getting old. Yeah, once or twice it was funny. Now that it's been repeated like a GABILLION TIMES the lol factor is dead. From now on anyone who says "DG ares the new N00b" is a fucking hack. Get a new joke. And fuck you, Tiki.

Layabout · Tue 18/04/2006 01:44:07

You only bought it upon yourself... Anyway, what have you done with my pants! Tiki says you have them!

DGMacphee · Tue 18/04/2006 02:01:36

I don't buy the "You brought it on yourself" excuse for something that's overdone. The first hundred jokes about me registering fake accounts for N00b charasters, yeah, I deserved it cause I was being cock with the whole Andy Penis/Nigel Manning Smith/whoever thing and yes, the jokes were funny then. But, c'mon, it's now becoming more annoying than funny.

As for your pants, I turned them into a fucking sailboat. How the fuck do I know what happened to your pants? You're in the UK a zillion miles from me! For all I know, you're so stinkin' drunk right now, you don't even know you're wearing them!

Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens · Tue 18/04/2006 06:13:53

Quote"DG ares the new N00b"

Does quoting you count as actually typing it?

Also, any underwear you've befouled for two years must be sentient by now and creeping off somewhere dark to breed. Beware.

BOYD1981 · Tue 18/04/2006 07:30:16

you may just have explained the mystery of Rolf's true identity! :o

Hammerite · Tue 18/04/2006 09:36:42

what the hell happened to rolf?

Afflict · Tue 18/04/2006 10:18:59

I like the paintover just didnt have enough time to remove the double pixels...

as for ROLF

Name: Rolf
Posts: 33 (6.600 per day)
Position: Member
Date Registered: 13 Apr 2006, 01:49
Last Active: Yesterday at 02:34

Hes around

Loki · Tue 18/04/2006 10:21:56

this thread makes me feel nervous ... i was searching my pant until i realized that i'm wearing it. life is so unjust...

l.