Poetry Contest Anner Winnounced

Tuomas · Sun 03/09/2006 22:18:49

So, what is this. Well, I know there are more of us who want to bleed on paper with a pen. This is the perfect chance rewoken, as wished but never happened. Just like the communist revolution. I'm referring to this here, yessiree, indeed: http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/yabb/index.php?topic=18519.msg225471#msg225471

You have one week in which to submit your entries after which there will be 3 days of voting. This is subject to change depending on how you think it should work.

This time the subject shall be: a magic spell or/and sniffing drugs
Do your best, and make me enjoy this as much as you will!
tHe contest will take place between 4th and 11th of September

Obi · Sun 03/09/2006 22:35:58

The man sits on my door
grimly looking as he ponders
"will he die?"
I look up at him
slowly drifting away
STOP!
the beat has gone
the drug tasted sweet
it's just a shame
it left me dead.

Haddas · Sun 03/09/2006 22:53:06

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sanity sucks
Drugs are good for you

R4L · Sun 03/09/2006 23:37:41

A powdery high of fantastic delight sends my mind into a place with lots of light. I try to stand but slump back down I lay on the ground with no one around. Trembling to myself that these days are gone, but the more I seem sure the more I am wrong. My brain is confused and my senses are lost, and I am consuming and smelling the frost. The powdery high that I crave day and night, the powdery high that is ruining my life. My eyes are big and my hands are shaking, but I can't seem to fight this powerful craving. Its running my life and I can't seem to stop, its another bad habit I can't seem to drop. I am an addict of the drug called cocaine, as I sniff this snow I am going insane...

Sam. · Mon 04/09/2006 01:41:28

Some drugs are red, some drugs are blue,
If you're ever in doubt just sniff some GLUEXOMG

Gilbert · Mon 04/09/2006 01:54:02

* Gilbot V7000a is surprised that this activity is still going on.

But since it's still written in the Forum charter that such an activity exists I think I'll let it pass, just this time!

Obi · Mon 04/09/2006 04:17:10

In reply to Rap4life4thesakeofitall2gangsta I made your written rap poem poetry into an audio version, which can be found here http://www.laserfrog.co.uk/mcobi.mp3

R4L · Mon 04/09/2006 18:20:06

Thats funny....

Huw Dawson · Mon 04/09/2006 19:11:59

Roses are red.
Oxen go moo.
I pissed off a wizard.
And now I am blue.

- Huw

R4L · Mon 04/09/2006 19:13:56

So Obi are you going to make fun of Huw now?

Tuomas · Mon 04/09/2006 19:49:50

Eh?

Radiant · Tue 05/09/2006 16:34:53

There once was a poet in Hong Kong
Who thought limericks where too long...

u1bd2005 · Tue 05/09/2006 20:27:05

Picking magic mushrooms,
As I wander down the lane,
Believe me now that dealing drugs,
Is not an easy game.

two kilo's of skunk,
and an ounce of crack,
two weeks later,
the buyers back.

He takes his wallet,
from his jacket,
I unzip my pocket,
and hand him the packet.

He doesn't pay,
and turns to run,
I shoot him down,
with my sawn-off shotgun.

Sam. · Tue 05/09/2006 20:52:04

There once was a woman from ealing....

Vel · Wed 06/09/2006 16:39:33

That's just ridiculous... I don't see a bit of poetry here. Do we really need a poetry competition? :/

Obi · Wed 06/09/2006 16:48:54

I consider my entry Poetry, are you saying it isn't? Because I wouldn't consider you a good judge of poetry. HHMMPFF! Vel!

Tuomas · Wed 06/09/2006 17:55:39

Vel, I, and the great public are now expecting you to clearly define what is poetry. In the meanwhile you could consider this as a maturity test for a bunch of geeks.

R4L · Thu 07/09/2006 02:47:43

I also consider my attempt poetry.

u1bd2005 · Thu 07/09/2006 07:36:29

Yeh, and mine,
I think that its just him that can't write poems and he doesn't want anyone else to win.

Haddas · Thu 07/09/2006 13:55:49

There's no need to be angry at Vel. As soon as you all realize he is superior I'm sure we'll all get along