She wants to be my instant girlfriend.

[Tuomas]

Tell her you lost your penis in a camel riding expedition and therefore feel no attraction for anyone anymore.

While we wait here... DG, it's not all in the penis, one can still feel attraction to someone without it. After all, the hormons come from the part I'm too lazy to look the English word for.

[Raggit]

Tell her you lost your penis in a camel riding expedition and therefore feel no attraction for anyone anymore.

While we wait here... DG, it's not all in the penis, one can still feel attraction to someone without it. After all, the hormons come from the part I'm too lazy to look the English word for.

I believe the word(s) you're looking for are "testicles," "nuts," "balls," "baby-makers," and or "nads."


Uhhh... so she was there today.  And she was in a fantastic mood.  We talked CASUALLY, and she broke up with her boyfriend over the weekend!  So that probably explains the good mood.  She was still flirting with me, but I reminded her that I just wanna be FRIENDS.

Now, hopefully, her boyfriend will leave her alone.

[Nikolas]

Now, hopefully, her boyfriend will leave her alone.

Hopefully for who?

Cause you sound (read) like you want her, but was afraid of the boyfriend.

Either way through the net, there's little you can get, or give about this kind of situation. You will do as you feel in the end...

[Raggit]

Hopefully for her.  And then, later on, if things change between us, hopefully for both of us.

[rharpe]

When I was 19, I also had a fling with a 23 year old gal with 3 kids. It lasted one summer and got "marriage-minded" serious. But I, like yourself, cut it off before getting laid. She was broken, but she bounced right back and got pregnant by some other dude after going out with two or three guys after me in a span of a few months.

Whew! Talk about getting lucky....  I really loved her, I thought, but these were the deciding factors:
1) I was 19 and she was 23.
2) She wasn't "completely" divorced yet. (Also battered by husband.)
3) 3 kids!
4) She said she got pregnant easily. Yikes!
5) Every friend and family member was against this relationship.

I made the right choice and so did you Raggit!
 

[Raggit]

I sorta forgot about this thread.Ã,  But thanks, rharpe!

She wants to know if we could be more than friends someday.Ã,  I said I had no idea.Ã,  But probably not.Ã, 

I hope she won't go back to her boyfriend.Ã,  She said if he can "prove" himself to her, she will.Ã, 

Anyway, she hasn't pursued me anymore about a relationship, so maybe breaking up with her boyfriend was all she really needed.

[Tuomas]

My bet is that you're freaking out and hallucinating, and now that you've destroyed a perfectly good partnership, you feel better than ever while they're the ones suffering.

[DGMacphee]

Tell her you lost your penis in a camel riding expedition and therefore feel no attraction for anyone anymore.

While we wait here... DG, it's not all in the penis, one can still feel attraction to someone without it. After all, the hormons come from the part I'm too lazy to look the English word for.

I'm glad you pointed this out to me because my advice to Raggit was super-duper deadly serious (especially the camel riding expedition part) and now he won't take such dodgy advice because it's proven to be false by you. Whew!

[Raggit]

Too late DG...  I already told her that.  Personally, I expected it to work better than it did.   

[DGMacphee]

Dammit, didn't you hear what Tuomas said! The advice I gave was filled with lies. Now when she consults a medical textbook on male reproductive organs, she'll think you're a liar. And then she won't know what the fuck to believe about your camel riding exploits.

[Tuomas]

You should watch it a bit DG, I won't be here everytime correcting your stupid sentences. More people might get hurt :

[Raggit]

Not to worry DG, if she happens to discover that attraction originates from somewhere else other than the penis, I'll simply tell her that I would only want a physical relationship, and since I've no penis, I don't want anything to do with her. 

Isn't it amazing how things work themselves out in the end?

[DGMacphee]

What about your camel riding expedition?

[Layabout]

To be honest, I think a girl would be a bit dubious about a camel riding expedition. After all, it insinuates sexual encounters with animals, which is beastiality. It's better for him to just cut to the chase and tell her that he would prefer to have sexual intercourse with a camel (or a donkey) than to make sex with her. Just a though. When it comes to women, it's better being honest and say you prefer beastiality than 'normal' sex with people. Whatever normal is. It's not like bessie the cow would ever cry rape like some women i know...

[Raggit]

MAJOR update:

She wasn't there today. 

However, her boyfriend did come to visit me in class.  Teacher comes in and is like, "Somebody is here to see you."

Sure enough, it's him.  He gets all up in my face telling me about all this crap a friend told him that was supposedly going on between me and the girl who is pursuing me.  It was true stuff, but totally out of context, such as passing notes back and fourth.  That did indeed happen, but not with me being receptive, etc.

I did manage to get my side of the story out as quickly as possible, saying that it was HER that was pursuing me, that I wasn't at all interested in being with her, and that she's all his if he wants her.

I though when this moment came, I'd be pissing my pants.  On the contrary, it wasn't scary at all.  After all, he had to stand straight up just to look down on me, so it's not like he's got any real advantage in strength, etc.

I hope he's satisfied now.  Maybe this is all done now, as soon as I get a chance to tell her I just can't be around her outside of class anymore. 

[SinSin]

all i can say is what a mess

Sinsins thought

    Maybe she's silently crying for help ( note good song name for all you emos out there ) and because you seemed like you listened she has become somewhat attached to you and maybe because you did not answer the door she has gone awol erm seems right i have had a couple of encounters like this but i do feel that there is more to this story than what you put     if not shes a freekin phsyco

[Tuomas]

* Tuomas starts composing

Hmm, I don't have much advice on this, but please keep us updated, this is really interesting. You could even write a book about it should it go on that long. Hehe, my bet is the girl will come denying all or appologising the next day or the day after that.

[SinSin]

being a booky  im gonna lay down some prices here

She comes round with her son to try and hide from the dwarven boyfriend    7-1
She comes round apologising                                                                           evs
The boyfriend attempts to punch raggit                                                           4-1
All agser turning up at her house to see if they can get an easy lay out of her   500-1
Girl runs in front of bus                                                                                     9-1
Girl turns nasty and tells boyfriend that you have sexually assalted her         7-2
Everything blows over                                                                                     11-1

And for all you double seekers                                     

Girl leaves boyfriend with kid and runs off to hawai  after number 2               5-1

Happy betting folks

[FieryPhoenix]

WHOA!!1
Mercury is in retrograde right now- so I wouldn't make any BIG decisions for a month or so.

What are your Zodiac signs (and rising signs)?Ã,  You must find out if the stars find you compatible.

[Raggit]

Umm... my sign is Libra.Ã,  I don't follow a horoscope or Zodiac thingy.Ã, 

BTW, he's manipulating her into getting back together.