Mother who was forced to marry rapist, dies and leaves behind 1 kid

Meowster · Thu 03/05/2007 16:55:30

She choked to death on a plastic bag.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/6619983.stm

Jon · Thu 03/05/2007 17:56:24

A sad day for all :'(

Edit: Haha I just got the 'Kid' joke

Tuomas · Thu 03/05/2007 18:06:38

So then, would one have to marry his hand if he should masturbate in public?

Sam. · Thu 03/05/2007 18:16:16

You're right, masturbation and bestiality are the same.

scotch · Thu 03/05/2007 18:29:21

Bestiality and pre marital sex are different things, but the authorities still used the equivalent ruling in this case. It's amazing how popular the original story was... it was on the top 5 most read news topics for days. It's kind of sad seeing real news consistently lower than the LOL! stories, but probably shouldn't be surprising.

Pumaman · Thu 03/05/2007 19:30:45

Real news is all about war, death and gun crime.

Light-hearted news is what we need more of to help cheer everyone up on this miserable planet.

InCreator · Thu 03/05/2007 19:33:11

Must have been one really hot animal, I guess.

R.I.P

Erenan · Thu 03/05/2007 20:10:33

I want to hear the opinion of an expert.

Helm?

Meowster · Thu 03/05/2007 20:27:52

Internet 12:15 - 19
Thou shalt not shaggeth thy animal, but thee may watch a lady being shaggeth by a dog or whatever if you torrentz it. lol! lest your face asplode and your penis be riddled with rabbit-looking goats poo.

radiowaves · Thu 03/05/2007 21:45:27

Quote from: Pumaman on Thu 03/05/2007 19:30:45
Real news is all about war, death and gun crime.

Light-hearted news is what we need more of to help cheer everyone up on this miserable planet.

And so the planet dooms in the mydst of our cheers...

If people actually knew more, they wouldn't be doing lots of things.

Fleshstalker · Thu 03/05/2007 21:51:16

Quote from: Meowster on Thu 03/05/2007 20:27:52
Internet 12:15 - 19
Thou shalt not shaggeth thy animal, but thee may watch a lady being shaggeth by a dog or whatever if you torrentz it. lol! lest your face asplode and your penis be riddled with rabbit-looking goats poo.

I love watching ladies with dogs.

lo_res_man · Thu 03/05/2007 23:14:20

Quote from: radiowaves on Thu 03/05/2007 21:45:27
If people actually knew more, they wouldn't be doing lots of things.

Bull cwap, I could read every book in the world, I could read all magazines, and all the internet, talk to psycoligists and scientests, and the only way it would stop me from doing something stupid, is if I wasted my whole life doing that. which could be considered stupid. Knowledge may be power, but only to a certen degree.

Helm · Fri 04/05/2007 01:06:18

Quote from: Erenan on Thu 03/05/2007 20:10:33
I want to hear the opinion of an expert.

Helm?

Dude should have been more cautious with where he took the goat. I suggest sewers and landfills. Good for the lungs, goat gets to eat, very private.

fred · Fri 04/05/2007 02:36:41

15 years from now...

Revenge! Revenge!

ManicMatt · Fri 04/05/2007 15:05:45

If only George Stobbart had thought of this.

Mr Flibble · Fri 04/05/2007 16:57:49

Rapist forced to marry, eh?

Thank god he was stopped before he raped again