The "I wish" OBLOM forum game.

[Lionmonkey]

The rules are simple: Someone makes a wish, then someone else kills off the previous posters wish by saying why he/she doesn't want it, then says his/her own wish. Like that.

Topic starter: I wish to have an elephant.

Other human: On your head.
                        I wish to have a Ferrari.

Another human With a bomb.
                          I wish to be rich.

And so on to infinity. Ok, I start:
I wish to have a big red shiny apple.

[Oliwerko]

In your big, red, shiny butt.

I wish to have a peace of mind.

[Lionmonkey]

Post mortem

I wish to have a good book.

[Paper Carnival]

written in a language you don't understand

I wish I had something delicious to eat

[miguel]

But if you touch it, it will turn into gold

I wish to sing like Elvis

[riseryn]

so you have to die first
I wish to be able to make good drawing

[Emerald]

of penises, and nothing else.

I wish I had limitless, godlike powers...

[TwinMoon]

then you'd be all there is and there would be no one to impress with your powers.

I wish I had a pet dodo...

[Ryan Timothy B]

falling out of an airplane without a parachute.
I wish I could have a billion dollars.

[Paper Carnival]

you do, but you can't spend them.

I wish I could write awesome music

[Stupot]

but music hasn't been invented yet.
I wish I had a decent job...

[Klyptomaniac]

... if cleaning after circus animals is decent.
I wish I could fly...

[CodeJunkie]

really really fast, into a brick wall.

I wish I could be strong

[Domino]

but the mass amount of steroids killed you

I wish i were famous

[brokenbutterfly]

and once you are, you discover everyone hates you.

I wish to have CJ's phone number

[Ryan Timothy B]

..then find out he has call display and doesn't answer you

I wish I could speak and write every language on earth...

[InCreator]

...and get stuck for rest of your life on an empty island

I wish I ruled the world

[LGM]

...and the world was populated only by potatoes.

I wish I was well endowed

[Lionmonkey]

In picking your nose.
I wish, I could hack Rapidshare.

[Oliwerko]

During a maintenance.

I wish I could pick my door lock faster.