The "I wish" OBLOM forum game.

Lionmonkey · Fri 25/04/2008 12:04:29

And get no fun, since there's no consequences.

I wish, I knew, what color my hair is.

Stupot · Fri 25/04/2008 12:09:32

It's Ginger... Unlucky... (no offence to our firey-haired friends

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I wish I could play the guitar...

Jon · Fri 25/04/2008 12:11:48

But I have no hands

I wish I could cry like a woman

Emerald · Fri 25/04/2008 13:29:02

Eh... only to discover that all your chick-flicks were stolen by an effeminate burglar

I wish Bear Grylls would have more respect for animal rights...

Jon · Fri 25/04/2008 15:52:09

but still eat them with a beautiful explaination of their taste.

I wish I would stop posting after Emerald

Lionmonkey · Fri 25/04/2008 16:15:30

By commiting the terrible act of double-post!

I wish, I stopped bleeding all the time.

Emerald · Fri 25/04/2008 17:33:21

Because you ran out of blood.

I wish Jon would stop posting after me...

Jon · Fri 25/04/2008 18:45:59

Damn it!

I wish I could have my own TV chat show

Snake · Fri 25/04/2008 19:03:00

You will, but it gets cancelled after a week since they need room for the come-back of "Solid Gold".

I wish for a zombie apocalypse!

--Snake

Lionmonkey · Fri 25/04/2008 19:41:55

Which starts right after you are put into cryogenic suspension, thus making you miss all the fun and awake in the far future completely alone.

I wish, DVDs wouldn't get scratches so easily.

Emerald · Fri 25/04/2008 19:53:35

Due to them being made obsolete, by data crystals injected directly into the spinal column.

I wish Snake would stop unnecessarily signing his posts, seeing that his name appears next to them automatically...

Klyptomaniac · Fri 25/04/2008 22:14:52

and puts it in his sig.
I wish I could meet My Chemical Romance...

Stupot · Sat 26/04/2008 01:32:04

...but they all killed themselves due to the depressing nature of their own "music".

I wish I knew how to stop terrorists from killing innocent people.

Klyptomaniac · Sat 26/04/2008 01:59:47

but then they could only kill you! Get it!?
I wish I could cure depression.

vertigoaddict · Sat 26/04/2008 03:49:49

But then without depression people won't know how to appriciate happiness or even realize it and life would be boring as hell.

I wish that my luck would balance out and switch to 'good' right about now...

Lionmonkey · Sun 27/04/2008 08:55:31

Congratulations, you won a free useless rock! Lucky you!

I wish, sun was black.

Emerald · Sun 27/04/2008 21:42:52

Only for it to become the butt of lame, racist jokes

I wish Chris Rock got into as much trouble for his lame, racist jokes as white people do...

Lionmonkey · Sat 26/07/2008 18:42:04

...Which would only happen after the legalisation of racial discrimination.

I wish, I could go to school for ever.

Buckethead · Sat 26/07/2008 18:47:12

to be thought by ughly pervy evil teachers and your class mates are jerks who tease you, for enternity mahahah....!

I wish I could come up with a good thing to wish for

olafmoriarty · Sat 26/07/2008 19:33:07

because wishing to end war and stop world hunger is so terribly clichÃ©.

I wish people would stop using the default Sierra GUI...