The Plot Thickens!!!

Ponch · Sat 01/10/2011 16:26:33

Quote from: Darth Mandarb on Sat 01/10/2011 14:20:41
I'm so confused...

It's perfectly natural to feel that way, Darth. Leather pants feel a little weird at first. But once you've had them on for a while, they feel nice.

Oh my, yes. Very nice.

Snake · Sat 01/10/2011 16:59:22

Today is Saturday and we have forum access. I am happy.

Quote from: Ponch
Now back to the matter at hand, Snake! What are your snake-y feelings regarding the completely unsubstantiated rumors about a group of self-styled, possibly leather pants wearing, undoubtedly incredibly sexy AGS superstars and their secret schemes regarding the future of the AGS forums.

I think it's hogwash. I don't believe there to be such a secret underground society hell-bent on saving the AGS forums.

Now excuse me while I mend my cape. Er... my knickers... no um, my wife's knickers... I mean watch my wife mend her knickers... what are we talking about again??

\--EDIT--/
Ponch. By the way... I love how when I'm listening to the radio, no matter what song or genre, your cow is dancing with the beat. Perfectly.

WHAM · Sat 01/10/2011 17:34:18

Quote from: Darth Mandarb on Sat 01/10/2011 14:20:41
I'm so confused...

Aren't we all confused sometimes? Don't worry, Darth, its completely normal.

gameboy · Sat 01/10/2011 17:40:28

I was more confused last weekend.

Ponch · Sat 01/10/2011 17:47:37

Quote from: Snake on Sat 01/10/2011 16:59:22
Ponch. By the way... I love how when I'm listening to the radio, no matter what song or genre, your cow is dancing with the beat. Perfectly.

Baby, I wouldn't let my cow dance in public if she couldn't stay on the beat.

Ghost · Sat 01/10/2011 19:21:59

Now let the cow dance to this:
We're MEN! We're men in tights...

Is it time for teh glue again?

Ponch · Sat 01/10/2011 20:38:51

Quote from: Ghost on Sat 01/10/2011 19:21:59
Now let the cow dance to this:
We're MEN! We're men in tights...

Is it time for teh glue again?

Sorry. She's busy dancing to Men Without Hats' "Safety Dance" at the moment. Before that she was dancing to a BBC podcast about the Berlin Wall. It didn't have any music, really, but she still managed to keep the beat.

Tabata · Sat 08/10/2011 23:01:55

I painfully miss the new journal :'(

No new rumors about our secret group of AGS superstars in leather?
No new sights in the sky reported?

*sniff*
... going to sleep then

Atelier · Sat 08/10/2011 23:19:30

Quote from: Ponch on Fri 30/09/2011 21:37:06
Was it the Illuminati?

You sure you want me to answer that?

I could go on for hours, it's always the Illuminati! Is CJ a Freemason? If so it will tie in nicely with my conspiracy theory.

Ponch · Sun 09/10/2011 02:02:37

THE PLOT THICKENS!

I know what you're all thinking. "A secret society? In my AGS Community? Never!"

And I agree totally. I think it's safe to assume that this is pure libel (or is it slander? I can never keep those two straight). I think the best thing for us to do is to simply ignore these scandalous rumors and certainly not give in to the irresistible temptation to speculate wildly about the rumors of an AGS Secret Society and try our hardest not to imagine what sort of sexy, mysterious, leather pants wearing adventures they're almost certainly getting up to while the rest of us are living safe, boring, much more sensible pants wearing lives.

An AGS Secret Society, if it exists at all (and I'm certain it does not), is no place for good, decent folk such as ourselves. And anything this AGS Secret Society might be planning behind the scenes, with the help of powerful, also as yet unidentified and unbearably sexy moderators and bloggers, is something that doesn't concern any of us good, decent folk of the AGS Community, who have much better things to do with our time than speculate about shadowy, provocative groups working even now towards some unbearably exciting goal.

Tantalizing nonsense, that's all this is!!

Let's just put it all behind us, what do you say?

(And I'm sure that any members of this Secret Society will NOT give away any details regarding their incredibly exciting and sexy plans either in forum posts or PMs to anyone not in the inner circle, such is their dedication to the AGS Secret Society, if it even exists (which I'm certain it does not).

Grim · Sun 09/10/2011 03:07:57

I was thinking last night- is this thread gonna reactivate this weekend?... Should I post first?...

I'm glad it did because it always makes me feel better to k now there are others who check this forum as often as me ( or probably more).

Hey, has anyone noticed the search function is back?

Happy days!:) - I should probably have used it to find how many times this has been mentioned already!

Ponch · Sun 09/10/2011 03:31:12

Quote from: Grim on Sun 09/10/2011 03:07:57
I was thinking last night- is this thread gonna reactivate this weekend?... Should I post first?...

I'm glad it did because it always makes me feel better to k now there are others who check this forum as often as me ( or probably more).

Hey, has anyone noticed the search function is back? Happy days!:) - I should probably have used it to find how many times this has been mentioned already!

Exactly. Ignore the salacious rumors about the AGS Secret Society. That's the best thing to do. Absolute codswallop, that's all that rumor is. Good man, Grim. Well done!

Grim · Sun 09/10/2011 04:01:55

Oh, I'm not really into these celebrity scandals...

I was also told I could become a Member if I draw the attention aw... oh dammit!...

Tabata · Sun 09/10/2011 09:28:54

Yippie! Sundaymorning-News

Quote from: Ponch on Sun 09/10/2011 02:02:37
... something that doesn't concern any of us good, decent folk of the AGS Community, who have much better things to do with our time than speculate about ...

Uuups! Ã,,hem â€" really?
(And what about the majority of the AGS Community?

)

Quote from: Ponch on Sun 09/10/2011 02:02:37
... I know what you're all thinking. "A secret society? In my AGS Community? Never!"
And I agree totally. I think it's safe to assume that this is pure libel ...
Tantalizing nonsense, that's all this is!!... , if it even exists (which I'm certain it does not). ...

... but ... but ... but every society needs their heroes :o

... and since everything to be readable in a newspaper must be correct:

It is to be written, that they search for the thirteenth member of that group.

So if this group not exists, why should they still search for that sexy dancing ~~cow~~ member (who suddenly disappeared from the forum and hides â€žsomewhereâ€œ save)?

Ponch might not agree to what is written in the News, but his statement to the article is veeery suspicious!

It is written they call himself â€žThe Bakers's Dozenâ€œ!

How can they if they don't exist?

How can they, if there are thirteen members?

...

...

Igor Hardy · Sun 09/10/2011 13:42:43

Hey, I recognize some of the faces in that article there! :o

Grim · Sun 09/10/2011 22:51:00

Quote from: Ascovel on Sun 09/10/2011 13:42:43
Hey, I recognize some of the faces in that article there! :o

And some of the beaks, too!

Ponch · Mon 10/10/2011 00:56:00

Quote from: Grim on Sun 09/10/2011 22:51:00
Quote from: Ascovel on Sun 09/10/2011 13:42:43
Hey, I recognize some of the faces in that article there! :o

And some of the beaks, too!

Are you sure? I think that could be anyone's beak. Clearly, the editors at AGS Today went to great lengths to conceal the identities of the members of this so called Secret Society (if it even exists, which it does not).

Darth Mandarb · Mon 10/10/2011 01:05:47

I have seen the light.

And it is good.

And sexy.

Ponch · Mon 10/10/2011 01:08:13

Quote from: Darth Mandarb on Mon 10/10/2011 01:05:47
I have seen the light.

And it is good.

And sexy.

Careful, Darth. Keep talking like that and people might start to suspect you know something about a certain Secret Society, should it exist (which it does not).

Darth Mandarb · Mon 10/10/2011 01:12:18

I would never talk about any secret society that might (but doesn't) exist even if I did know about it (which I don't).

Your secret (if it exists, which it doesn't) would be safe with me even if it were (which it isn't) necessary.