The lie thread

[Bulbapuck]

I always wake WHAM up before I go go, drives him mad.

[Baron]

Bulbapuck leaves me hanging like a yo-yo, like all the time.

[Armageddon]

Baron isn't barren.

[Ponch]

Armageddon secretly doesn't care for apples or nuts. He's more of a prunes and wheat germ sort of man. But he pretends to like the more popular foods so the cool kids will like him.

Stop living a lie, Armageddon! 

[Eric]

Ponch sheds a tear like Iron Eyes Cody every time Bart Simpson utters his trademark, "Don't have a cow, man!"

[Armageddon]

WHY IS EVERYONE ON ABOUT MY LITTLE SIGNATURE THING!!!!! :screamingcup:

[Ponch]

Armageddon is just jealous because his magical rainbow cat is no faster than my Pontiac drivin' cow. 

Look at 'em! It's neck and neck all the way to the finish line!

[Armageddon]

That's what you think, but you're really being shunned from the nyan cat races. Because you are Asian boy with cow costume in a blocky red car.

[arj0n]

Armageddon makes and smokes cigarettes with apple flavour from real apples...

[Sane Co.]

Contrary to popular belief Arjon is a lemur, not a monkey.

[Ponch]

Sane Co. is jealous because he built a car but was afraid to race it.

Also, Iron Eyes Cody would stop crying at the sight of this:

Thanks, Ghost! 

[Mouth for war]

Ponch can't spell Punch!

[Sane Co.]

Mouth for war is actually a pacifist.
@ Ponch I couldn't get it to work. How do you animate it?

[Ponch]

Just use quote to see the code used in this post and you too can enter the races! (Hopefully with a much smaller image -- that's why I used the resize image command in the code)

Also, ignore me. Just posting to help Sane Co. out. Sane Co. is still next.

[TomatoesInTheHead]

Sane Co. is not next, Ponch is.

Oh what a filthy liar I am

[Ponch]

Ponch is not next. Tomatoes In The Head is next. And he'd know that if his avatar wasn't filled with lemons, limes, and some sort of blue fruit that you apparently can't buy where I live.

[Baron]

Ponch doesn't not live in no country for old cows.  Try to unravel that nest of lies!

[LimpingFish]

Baron pioneered the use of the word "vajazzle".

[Ponch]

Vajazzle?  I can't wait to use this word when I get to work tomorrow!

Also, there's no such thing as bald hamsters. This is just a lie Limp tells the world to justify his incredibly sick hamster shaving fetish.

Get help, man! 

[Armageddon]

Ponche's avatar isn't actually flipped from his signature.