Let's do some insult swordfighting!

Phemar · Wed 19/06/2013 10:39:03

Found this cool app online. Relive some nostalgia!

Play it here!

Crimson Wizard · Wed 19/06/2013 10:48:47

- I fought headcrabs more fearsome than you!
- Stop poking me with that crowbar, dr. freeman.

Babar · Wed 19/06/2013 12:22:57

Lets REALLY do some insult sword-fighting! (No idea how this would work or if it would go down in angry flames or fizzle out in boredom)

I've never seen swordplay so horribly bad!

(that took a really long time to come up with, and isn't all that good

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Ghost · Wed 19/06/2013 12:29:36

Challenge accepted. All in good fun of course.

Quote from: Babar on Wed 19/06/2013 12:22:57
I've never seen swordplay so horribly bad!

Then maybe you should stop looking at that mirror, my lad!

Phemar · Wed 19/06/2013 12:36:10

I've seen better swordplay from a third grader!

Stupot · Wed 19/06/2013 12:38:58

Quote from: Phemar on Wed 19/06/2013 12:36:10
I've seen better swordplay from a third grader!

Perhaps you need to go back and learn your three ARRRs

miguel · Wed 19/06/2013 12:52:28

My grandmother throws a better swing!

monkey424 · Wed 19/06/2013 13:02:29

QuoteMy grandmother throws a better swing!

She's surely as ugly as you, if that's her thing!

geork · Wed 19/06/2013 13:10:40

Do you think I could be defeated by a coward like you?

Stupot · Wed 19/06/2013 13:17:50

Quote from: geork on Wed 19/06/2013 13:10:40
Do you think I could be defeated by a coward like you?

Not in that dress.

Ghost · Wed 19/06/2013 13:28:51

My skill is famed in song and tale!

miguel · Wed 19/06/2013 13:32:36

Phil Spector must have written all of them!

CaptainD · Wed 19/06/2013 13:36:04

An infant could match wits with you and still win!

geork · Wed 19/06/2013 13:36:25

Quote from: Ghost on Wed 19/06/2013 13:28:51
My skill is famed in song and tale!

Ay, indeed, you made an impressive lavatory cleaner!

Edit: Whoops, CaptainD got there first...

Edit2: Double whoops, I wasn't aware miguel was responding

I take away my challenge, Captain D's is the one to answer folks!

Crimson Wizard · Wed 19/06/2013 14:11:43

Quote from: CaptainD on Wed 19/06/2013 13:36:04
An infant could match wits with you and still win!

Too bad you have no wits to match with.

->
- Am I supposed to be impressed?

arj0n · Wed 19/06/2013 14:35:20

Quote from: Crimson Wizard on Wed 19/06/2013 14:11:43
Am I supposed to be impressed?

I've been told you look more like an imp, pressed.

Andail · Wed 19/06/2013 15:14:41

[wouldn't it make more sense if you first responded to a previous insulter, then added a brand new one? Otherwise the rhyme would be repeated. This means Arjon has to come up with an insult that the next poster should respond to.]

arj0n · Wed 19/06/2013 18:07:48

My pogostick is feared everywhere

Ghost · Wed 19/06/2013 19:11:12

Quote from: Arj0n on Wed 19/06/2013 18:07:48
My pogostick is feared everywhere

If ye pull it outta your *ss this fight might get somewhere!

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The upper-arm thrust is my finishing move!

monkey424 · Thu 20/06/2013 11:00:37

QuoteThe upper-arm thrust is my finishing move!

sorry Ghost, didn't see this..

hmm.. thrusting..

Are your moves this bad in bed? What are you trying to prove?

NEXT INSULT

We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.