Need funny billboard ideas! Get mentioned in teh credits!

[DGMacphee]

Have a pic of a skeleton.

"I lost 50 kilos in 5 days. Ask me how!"

[MillsJROSS]

Yossarian Lives

Eat at Harry's Beer Barn, You'll have a HOPing good time. We can Barley wait to see you!

Shady's toybox! We Bare all!
And we get naked, too!

Sexual Pleasures 5
Cumming to a theater near you.

-MillsJROSS

[Squinky]

Just put the same crap you get as spam, cause I'm sure theres gonna be spam all over the place in the future....

[12431]

"join P.A.A

parents against adventuregames.
it makes our children dumb. add your name here."


"join C.I.A

children in adventuregames making these stupid notes for an absolute minimum wage in a factory down in Argentina. call "555-mini-wage"."

"join M.A.S.B

mothers against stupid bill boards.
these notes aren't even fun! we will be demonstrating outside the whitehouse sometime. call "555-MASB" for further info."

[12431]

Have a pic of a skeleton.

"I lost 50 kilos in 5 days. Ask me how!"

How?

[Squinky]

By double posting...

[12431]

I'm sorry, but to me it just looks weird to post one post refering to two different things.

[TerranRich]

Hehe, thanks guys! A lot of these are pretty funny. I'm going to use some of them for my game. If you see your idea there, congrats! And watch for yer name in the credits. Eh, big deal...

[Snake]

*Snake wallows in sorrow*


--Snake

[Rincewind]

Hm... All right, here goes...

"Dr Fred recommends that you eat two bowls of Tentacle Chow every day, for that shiny, glamourous skin that everybody wants!"

"KISS - The "We-Promise-Once-And-For-All-That-This-Will-Absolutely-Be-The-Very-Last-"Last Kiss"-Tour! Buy tickets now, while you still have got the chance!"

"The infamous AGS-cult finally caught after years of on-line terror! Read all about it in the Daily Spam!"

[Scavenger]

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SPACE QUEST MMXCXXVII!
Join Roger Wilco as he battles against totally unoriginal and boring enemies, and save the world with amazing magical powers!!!111!!!1
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Your bequeathed looking ugly? Afraid to step into your own bedroom with them? Get back together in style with our amazing variety of costumes, utilities, and other things that make you cringe with delight!

Terrin's House of Suspicious Activities
(A surprise as soon as you walk in our door)
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(Picture of a Blue Cup)
You KNOW what this means.
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We apologise for the cheesiness of the prior billboards. All staff involved have been sacked. We hope you enjoy our future billboards.

Yours,
         BillBoard Entertainment Company (BEC)
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[Flippy_D]

This bill board was supplied by Microsoft - where do you want to crash today?

Why the hell are you looking here? Look at the road!
Bought to you by Advertising Standards Commission

This billboard has absolutely no subliminal messages. Thank you for your time.
-Federal ballot campaign

Terrorist alert: Slightly cautious (aquamarine)

High speed pursuits please use outside lane.

[Quickstrike]

According to alien polls, 9 out of 10 humans are mamals
-AFP (Aliens For Probing)

[12431]

(map over the city)

X <------ you are here, and (on the otherside of the map) here's papuzzi pizza.

the only known pizzarestaurant that uses dogturd in their pizza's.
NEW EXCITING TASTE!
bearsh!t pizza! gotta love it...

[Raggit]

Want a bigger penis?

Try our all natural molecular reconstruction surgery techniques!!
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In the future you won't have to take little pills out of a bottle.

[12431]

want a pure taste of natural gimseng?
try the new gimsengsoda! now with less than 23450 different chemicals!

THAT'S AS NATURAL AS IT GET!

[DragonRose]

Diane lost 100 lbs!
Sandra lost 80 lbs!
Chloe lost 60 lbs!
If found, please call 555-6181. There is a reward.

[Captain Planet]

captain planet he's our hero

[Andail]

This will be one mighty big billboard

[TerranRich]

Andail: No, it's much like Space Quest VI and the movie billboard that changed everytime you'd enter the screen. Except this will be the type of billboard that you'd see on a highway or a regular street, like at http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/pictures.htm.