Soo... what's the female count here?

[Meowster]

Tim Schafer isn't rich He's just delightfully childish. (great, now I sound like a female peadophile. can't molest kids, so the next best thing is Tim Schafer.)

Bill Gates because he's so misunderstood and sensitive. He needs people to love him. Who wants to hear my story about the Evil Apple Company?

[m0ds]

I'd love to but how can you gurantee I wont get an exception error half way through?

m0ds

[Meowster]

One day, Bill Gates got a Cream Pie thrown in his face as he was preparing for a meeting outside a large establishment. The pie, he reported, did not taste very good.

He was ridiculed by pictures released by shameless and hilarious newspapers, with frozen frames of his shock seconds before the pie was due to explode on his face.

Afterwards, rival, crappier company, Apple made a last ditch attempt to win back users who were NOT retarded by making an ad campaign featuring a Bill Gates Lookalike getting a pie in the face.

This ad was misinterpreted by the general Public, and the sale of Apple Pies increased worldwide.

Bill Gates continues to be the richest man in the world.

Nobody knows any rich people who work for Apple. If they exist, they shamefully hang their heads in public. Who knows, maybe one day they will work for Microsoft. Everybody is given the chance to repent. Even people who dedicate many hours to typing "BILL GATES SUX0RZ L33T5P33K A55!!!!!" into guestbooks and forums. Those who do not repent will have to work for Apple, which does not suppy swimming pools and playgrounds for staff.

My tea has gone cold and I must make more. Excuse me.

[m0ds]

EXCEPTION ERROR #55077





Nice story, gal.

[MachineElf]

Oh, who said Apple were saints?

Well, of course Li'l Bill needs people who love him, don't we all?
But Microsoft IS BEEP evil.

[Meowster]

What brand of coffee do you drink, and what's your favourite chocolate bar?

[MachineElf]

Oh, don't get me there...
Well, at least Phillip Morris and Nestlé don't install spyware on my computer. Yet.
Ok, sorry, saying Microsoft is fucking evil was a bad way of putting things. What I mean is that their crave for better budget is starting to go out of hand, as for many other companies.

Heard anything about the Palladium/TCPA project?
That's scary stuff...

Interesting reading:
http://www.cl.cam.ac.uk/~rja14/tcpa-faq.html

Make what you want out of it.

[Meowster]

I say Microsoft is the Robin Hood of the computer industry. It steals from the rich to give to the rich.

Also, did you hear about the Print Cartridges Scandel???

OMG I READ THAT PAGE, THE ENTIRE PAGE, AND I'M SCARED.

What's the world gonna be like in 20 years?!?

[BOYD1981]

i think it'll be like Blade Runner, in which case i can't wait!

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

I think that Bill Gates is evil because he releases crappy buggy software that costs cha-ching! $$$$ more money than it's worth and their software has leaky memory and the first Windows 95 was so buggy you couldn't install it at all because it would crash and Windows has bugs!!!!</rant>  

[Trapezoid]

I wonder how many people would say stuff like that if there wasn't an internet... Disliking Microsoft is one of the most prevailing internet trends there is

[Layabout]

This is like the craziest thingy thread i have read! It has everything. Like trees and uh... trees.  I've climbed some trees in my time.

Speaking of trees, why is it that everytime a new member of the ags forums, who happens to be a chick always gets hit on. Particuarly by Mark... There is something to think about.

And lesbians...

...

Thats a pretty cool word. My pretend girlfriend (i cant really call her my girlfriend cause she is a prisoner in a relationship she is desparate to get out of but is having trouble actually tellling him to get fucked) kisses her best friend and by kisses i mean gets with. And that is way cool. Like it doesnt bother me. It doesnt necessarily turn me on or anything, but it's cool.

And microsoft. I havent paid for any of their products so i have no problem with them.

ON to the big thing. Sex.

Like sex is pretty cool. I've had sex in my time and it's never been a bad thing. So just find someone and make sweet love to them.

And that is all

If anyone can make any sense of this post, please tell me what it means. Cause i cant understand alot of the posts in this thread, i thought i'd do a bit of the same. A nonsensical post.

Tada

[MachineElf]

Well, Yufster, 20 years or now. Time just passes faster the older you get... All I want to say is that one should at least _think_ about the alternatives, not just stick to one large corporation.

But saying Mr Gates or Microsoft is evil is not very constructive, you've definately got a point there. I think it has a lot to do about people's frustration. Things don't work as they should and you have to find a scapegoat. Bill Gates is such a celebrity in the buisiness that it's natural to blame him. He's probably as nice a person as anyone around here, living out his dreams, but there are still things about large corporations trying to control the industry that troubles me, especially if they're close to succeed.

(or I've just read too much SF for my own good ;) )

Trap: Well, if there wasn't Internet... Oh, we could go far on that subject. Sure it's kind of a trend, especially in circles of 15 year old 1337 |-|4(|<32Z, but I think it's more to do with people's frustration, as I stated above.

Uh, has this discussion gone far out of topic or what? :)

PS Sorry for bitching with you, Yufster, hope you don't take it personally!

[m0ds]

No Layabout, how come your posts always include sex0r? I am not hitting on Yufster I am talking to her.

I've had sex in my time and it's never been a bad thing.

Was it you or DG that had the 14 yr olds hitting on them?

m0ds

[Ben]

I'm pretty sure that was Layabout. Kind of an odd thing to talk about on the internet, don't you think?  

[m0ds]

Yeah, but bloody funny

[DGMacphee]

Nobody knows any rich people who work for Apple. If they exist, they shamefully hang their heads in public.

Does the word 'Pixar' mean anything to you?

No Layabout, how come your posts always include sex0r? I am not hitting on Yufster I am talking to her.

I've had sex in my time and it's never been a bad thing.

Was it you or DG that had the 14 yr olds hitting on them?

m0ds

That was Layabout -- Mine was the 'camel story'.

[Jimi]

I prefer microsoft. Apples don't like me.

[Ben]

Well, since this is the AGS forum, that centers around a Windows program, I think it's safe to say that most of us here prefer Microsoft. Except for Gilbert.. But he's a psychopath

[Jimi]

Oh yeah. He is.   Apples never seem to do what i want them to do, and i sent my mom e-mails (to her apple at work) and she ever got them. They don't like me at all.