Soo... what's the female count here?

[|Alky|]

100th post... ^_^
Man, I'm sad...

[Meowster]

I love Windows, I love Microsoft Software, and I commend Bill Gates. If it wasn't for him alone we wouldn't have an awful lot of the programs and software we have today, and certainly if it wasn't for him and his computer geek college friends, we'd probably only be on 386's right now. He found a way to harness the power of the Supercomputer.

I think he's probably a really nice man. Think about it. He has a nice family, he gives loads to charity. He doesn't just do that for publicity, because he doesn't make a public thing out of it. There are some people who really want to help. If I was rich, I'd definately give to charities, but would that mean I was doing it for publicity? He also drinks milk, and no evil man could drink milk because it would turn sour in their stomachs.

He loves programming and computers. I'd go as far as to say I think we'd all get along with him just fine.

At the moment I'm unsure about this new 'palledonium' thing, but that doesn't change my views that Bill Gates is an ordinary human being, and Microsoft is an ordinary empire company. Of course I wish they had bigger, better competitors so that when Intel and Microsoft introduce their new SPY computers, we wouldn't have to buy them. On the other hand, Microsoft have time and time again produced excellent software, even if it HAS crushed the small timers.

[Jimi]

When you think about it, Bill Gates is a lot like Various kings and queens of Britain. Hes gone out of his way to get his empire, and wouldn't give it up without a fight. And, if microsoft were as bad as people say, why is Bill gates richer than the queen? He should be knighted or something. It'd make me happey.

I've always said that if I was richer than a normal person, I'd give just under half of my money to charities. Probably NSPCC. Those adverts are really depressing.

[Meowster]

I'd give my money to animal charities and create a 100 square mile safe haven for Red Squirrels and Wrens. Also blue tits and coal tits.

[Meowster]

I would also create Microscopic, and release a new operating system called Microscopic XPerience (commonly known as Microscopic XP), and release a word processor (Words) and Microscopic Office 2000 with it. Then I would release an Xbocks Gaming System and legally rename myself William Henry Gates the III, better known as Bill Gates.

[Jimi]

Actually, I'd start my own...BIG charity.

PS: I THOCKED a wasp yesterday with a hockey stick. It attacked me.

[Pumaman]

The thing is though, when you've got $10 billion in your pocket, what else can you do with it but give it to charity

[Jimi]

he could give it to Apple, but thats just like giving it to charity.

[Meowster]

Ha ha.

You have to use a badminton or Tennis raquet for wasps. Hockey sticks don't have enough PING in them. Wasps need to be PINGED or TWOCKED, they can't be THOCKED, it doesn't have enough ZING.

Larger animals can be THOCKED, for instance, cows. Humans tend to prefer SOCKS.

[Jimi]

Cows are best being whipped with a wet towel.

[Matt Brown]

I dont like mircosoft. or rather, not as much anymore.

Yes, they made windows, which at first blew. Later, they tried to go along with IBM and make OS/2, which looks a lot like windows 3.1 Microsoft screwed IBM uup the butt, too the ideas, and ran. Then they made windows 3.1, which took off. They have owned the operating system ever since.

and i didnt care. Until I began to program.

Windows is buggy. Microsoft doesnt care. when you have a 98% market share, and are willing to kill for the other 2%, why care about quality? They become bloodthirsty, lusting for further domination into our homes. They make the XBox, and are trying to turn it into the all-in-one home entertainment system. No more stereos, video games, DVDs...all instead owned by mircosoft. bugs and all.

I dont trust this company. nor do I trust gates

[Meowster]

I don't trust Microsoft, I just think they earned what they got and have done a pretty good job. I also use most of their programs and find little fault in them.

If, however, they implement this new Fritz chip and spy sh!t thing, I may consider making a move to Linux and AMD (god HELP me). Because I certainly don't like handing my personal life in word format to Bill Gates or anybody else, no matter HOW much milk he drinks.

[Matt Brown]

right. I would have switched....but, I cant figure out linux. Plus, Mircosoft "owns" or had extensive parterships with many leading software companies, so I couldnt play their games. (often this kind of deal ruins game companies. look at dreamworks. they cranked out a great adventure game in the neverhood. Mircosoft's medling made the game 60$ everywhere, the game bombed, the team broke up...now they make aracde shoot 'em ups. a tragety.)

[Meowster]

My eyes are bleeding, I think I should close them.

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

The reason everybody disses Bill Gates is because he's he face of the ass that is microsoft. If you want to make fun of US politics you make fun of Bush. If you want to make fun of croc hunters you make fun of Steve Irwin. If you want to make fun of microsoft you make fun of Bill Gates.

[Trapezoid]

I still stand by my argument that 97% of the people who make fun of Microsoft do it because they heard someone else doing it.

[Sluggo]

And lesbians... Thats a pretty cool word.

K, back on the lesbian subject...the word lesbian is derived from a Greek island called Lesbos (or Lesvos in modern Greek), where the female poet Sappho is from. She wrote love poems sometimes between two females and that's where the name comes from. Also, inhabitants from Lesbos (all female I think) were supposedly the most beautiful women in the world. So yeah, it's a pretty cool word.

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

Yeah, some of Sappho's poems sounded cool. "We came together like two drops of water" and stuff like that. Really shows that homosexuality is not a "new" thing...

[Timosity]

Also, inhabitants from Lesbos (all female I think) were supposedly the most beautiful women in the world. So yeah, it's a pretty cool word.

And that's where it ended, cause they couldn't find a way to reproduce, now the standed has dropped off, "although my next door neighbour, she's hot, pitty"- and most of the pornstar lesbians/bi-sexuals are really straight women getting paid alot of money.


Microsoft is a great company, that also can be criticised for releasing stuff too fast, the reason being deadlines, and also the fact that they can use the internet to release patches as an excuse to cover up their fuck ups.

They are quite cruel though not letting the old stuff be used on the newer systems, so you have to update your software, so they program there own products along with everyone elses to be useless on the latest machines, (well after a few years)

But other people might think they are smart doing this from a sales point of view, there aren't too many companies that have been successful taking on microsoft, and they still haven't overtaken them.

Maybe that can be CJ's next task


Back to the Seagull lesbians, sounds original, is there gonna be one butch one and a hot one, just like in real life?

I don't get that either, why do good looking lesbians find a woman that looks like a bloke anyway, It makes you think that somewhere subconciously they really want a man. If I was a hot lesbian, I'd want a hot girlfriend, I think I would be attracted to good looking girls not girls that look and dress like men. (I thought my neighbours girlfriend was a guy until I heard her speak and saw her up close)

I guess I can't really talk being a hetro male, I'll wait till my neighbour finds a goodlooking one before I try for a threesome. j/k

(I grew up with this girl, known her for 22 years, and she's a really nice girl, and her girlfriend is a nice girl too damnit, )

Seagulls, interesting, never really thought about sexuality of other animals, maybe it will show the irrelevance of sexuality, in the broader scheme of things.

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

Dwarf chimpanseees, the closest animals to humans are often homosexual. Those things spend most of their day having sex but they have a very low rate of birth.