Soo... what's the female count here?

[Jimi]

animals are evrthing that humans are...homosexual, suicidal, homicidal...you name it, they do it!

[Trapezoid]

What about Furryphilia?

[Jimi]

What's that? A furry dildo?

[Trapezoid]

Furryphilia, what I consider the modern world's most inexplicable subculture.

Here are some fine examples of Furryphiles:

[Matt Brown]

i've never heard of animals killing themselves on purpose...sure, lemmings may do it sometime,s but thats cause they are too stupid, and they just march, one after another, into the sea.

[Trapezoid]

Yeah, and even that's just an urban legend.

[Jimi]

so....the lemmings in "lemmings" aren't real?.....*sniff*

[Timosity]

Whales are known to beach themselves on occasions, and there is not much evidence why, are they depressed? did their sonar fuck up? maybe they betrayed their god? who knows.

I heard an interesting story about a place in western Australia where many whales have beached themselves, and it wasn't far from a submarine base, it was possible that the sonar was messing with their own signals and it is just a mistake.

also maybe they are drugged by all the pollution near land that we send out to sea, and it messes with thier brains.

We'll probably never find out.

[Jimi]

Whales probably got thier sonar mixed up with that of the sub base, and ended up all washed up on the beaches.

[bspeers1000]

What? Animals don't commit suicide?

When a cat is extremely ill, it will go off on its own to die, will not move and await death.  The same goes for many other animals.

If you touch a hamster's newborn whelps, it will freak out, and to prevent you from doing so, it will eat all the babies.  Not suicide, but similar instinct.

But it's a mistake to think that if an animal doesn't do it it wouldn't be natural.  Humans are themselves natural.  We're not robots.  So anything we do is natural.  That doesn't mean it's good or bad.  Elephants are nearly as destructive as humans.  Does that mean it's okay to smash down rainforests?  If ants didn't build huge, complex structures, would it be wrong for us to do so?  If parots didn't speak, could we?

Everything humans do is natural.  Some of it, like chemical warfare and clearcutting is harmful to our own ecosystem (and thus our own survival), while some, like gay sex, is beneficial to population levels.

[|Alky|]

The suicide thing's not true...
The whales are trying to take over Australia...
They built the sub base to try and stop them...
And you thought the kangaroos were scary..

[Jimi]

This threads kinda lost all meaning..oh well...

Maybe they see aystrailia as a threat?

Its femme...shes killing them.

[Timosity]

Good points Bspeers,

I also think Humans think they are outside nature for some reason, eg. When we introduce a species of plant or animal to a different country, we call it an introduced species, and it is not natural to that environment. It's like we exclude ourselves from nature as though we're not part of it.

If a bird eats a seed and flies to another country, shits, the seed from that sprouts and introduces a new plant to that country, we consider that part of the natural course of nature, how is that any different???

Sure, we might conciously do it, but that doesn't mean it's not part of natural progression of nature. It also doesn't mean that it will be a good idea to introduce the new species, how many fuckups have we caused already, but still, it's happened, therefore it's natural.



Yes, and back on topic, there are many females here but as usual, all the males scare them off

[|Alky|]

Yes, and back on topic, there are many females here but as usual, all the males scare them off

Yes, and back off topic, there are many males here but as usual, all the whales scare them off

[Meowster]

I actually had a book about animal homosexuality, it had a PHOTOGRAPH of two male OCTUPUSSIES mating.

You'd think that male horses would do other male horses, because after a few seasons of 'activity', mating female horses must be like throwing a sausage up an alley.

[Jimi]

I know cows have loads of lesbians. I was trying to film a skateboarding video ages ago, and everytime we went to film, I heard a "mo0000000000000000000" when i turned the camera, i saw one cow ON TOP of the other. It kept happening. When I said to my frined: I think they are trying to have lesbian sex, my friend simply pointed over my shoulder, and when i turned around, some...politition blke was standing there. It scared the shit outta me.

[Meowster]

Cows actually do that to show they're ready to mate. Female cows mount other female cows to demonstrate to the Bull that they're horny, and Bulls mount Bulls to demonstrate they're horny and also in the hope of getting some tight young bull ass. This I was told by a farmer.

Bullocks (Castrated bulls) mount other Bullocks because they don't know what else to do.

[Jimi]

These cows were making humping movements, until the bottom cow kept moving away. It was being raped. Its mentally scared, and it'll never have babies...or is that because its being humped by another female??? A farmer wouldn't tell me anything the amount of times hes chased me, and the amount of times i've whipped his cows.

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

It's now believed that homosexuals are born homosexual and that it's in the genes and it's actually physicaly detectable, so why can't animals be homosexual? many genetical characteristics of humans are shared by animals, you won't belive how many genes humans share with mice, over 90%.

[Trapezoid]

That's the thing though, how can it be genetic? The genes wouldn't get passed on...
That's why it makes me wonder if evolution is more complicated than random mutations and gene inheriting. If homosexuality is indeed supposed to be population control, it suggests, er.... "smart" evolution, which probably isn't what Darwin was going for...

This reminds me of a song about a great folk hero.
Running free...running free...running faggot. Running faggot running free; see the faggot, see the running faggot, running faggot running free.
Running faggot running free; see the faggot he fed a puppy, running faggot running free.
Running faggot running; he stopped the carnage by gettin' folks a talkin' 'stead just a sqawkin', sqawkin' and a gawkin', mockin' and a rockin', running free.
Running faggot, running free; see the faggot running from the rednecks, running free. Run you faggot run you! Run you faggot run you! Run you faggot running free.
--Kids in the Hall