What does your name do to you? @_@

[OneThinkingGal and ._.]

The name of (my name witheld ) gives you a clever, quick, analytical mind, but you suffer with a great deal of self-consciousness, lack of confidence, and much aloneness because of misunderstandings. Your idealistic and sensitive nature gives you a deep appreciation for the finer things of life and a strong desire to be of service to humanity. There are times when you experience inner turbulence at your inability to say what you mean. It is far easier for you to express your deeper thoughts and feelings through writing than verbally. You find pleasure in literature, in poetry, and in your ideals and will turn to them when you feel you have been misunderstood.


Pretty accurate....they left out paranoid tho ^_^/ altho I guess its sorta covered.

http://www.kabalarians.com/cfm/AlphaBrowse.cfm

If they don't have your exact name in the list, try http://www.kabalarians.com/cfm/Main.cfm and enter it in the box.

[Hinders]

I dont knowl but i feel ill:P

[Nine Toes]

Hmm... my given name, or my nickname?... eh, what the hay...

(my nickname)
Your first name of Sully has given you the vision and foresight to be able to organize others and to hold positions of responsibilities with poise and self-confidence. This name creates an optimistic outlook on life and favourable conditions in your personal affairs. You have the ability to express your thoughts and ideas, and you are friendly, likeable, and generous.

-OR-

(my given name)
Your first name of Salvatore creates a dual nature for you desire to systematize your life to progress step by step, but so frequently, you are taken into new experiences, instability, and change. You are intrigued by a challenge, especially in mechanical and technical fields. Scientific concepts appeal to you. You like activities that require physical effort as well as mental ingenuity. Your questioning, critical, practical nature makes you prove all ideas to your own satisfaction, rarely accepting anyone's word or ideas

...There are a lot of big words in those paragraphs... I don't even understand half of 'em...

Honestly, neither one of them sounds like me...

[AGA]

http://www.kabalarians.com//Male/berian.htm

Apart from the "it takes you time to learn" bit, it's eerily accurate.

[Ben]

The name of Benjamin creates a quick, analytical, and clever mind; you are creative, versatile, original, and independent. You have large ambitions, and it is difficult for you to be tolerant and understanding of those who desire less in life or who are more slow and methodical by nature. Patience is not your forte. You do, however, have leadership ability and would never be happy in a subservient position. You are ambitious and aggressive by nature. You would be happiest in positions where you are free to express individually and creatively and where opportunities are not restricted; you desire freedom, and do not tolerate being possessed by others. You appreciate change and travel, and the opportunity to meet and mix with others, and to influence them with your creative ideas.

Sounds like me.. Maybe this kind of stuff isn't a load of crap after all.

[Czar]

I cant believe it had my name... It really is rare in this area. this not be too accurate in my case. Or is it?

[Darth Mandarb]

I am a wise and exalted flimsy piece of wood.

(I did a paper my freshman year of college about what your name means.  This was mine)

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[Evil]

Your name of Harison is a dual influence: at times you can be extremely happy, expressive, full of fun, and good-natured; yet at other times you find congenial association impossible, being controlled by self-pity, moods, and depression. If you could express only the constructive qualities and restrain the negative qualities of your nature, you would always be good company. These contrasting qualities make it difficult for people to understand you and can lead to friction in your personal life. You are deep, philosophical, and refined, but your extremely sensitive nature causes you to become depressed over any real or imagined slight.


My real name is Harrison, but thats because my parents are damn pot smokin hippies. Its pretty acurate anyway excpet for the... No, its all right.

[Trapezoid]

The first name of Neil creates a dual nature for, on the one hand, you desire change and varied experiences in order to avoid monotony, and yet you are attuned to system, order, and attention to detail. You can be very analytical, exacting, and patient in your undertakings until your interest is exhausted, at which time you switch to something else even though it means leaving your undertakings unfinished.


That is so frickin' dead on.

[Raggit]

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Your name Rob gives you a strong sense of responsibility in business and material affairs, and the practicality and determination to make a success of anything you undertake. Your ability to organize and direct the efforts of others enables you to excel in any managerial position because you have the ability to grasp the concept of a goal complete with an understanding of the steps to be taken. This name has allowed you to develop depth and breadth of mind. You are able to retain facts, to grasp new information to your existing store of knowledge.
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[OneThinkingGal and ._.]

If they don't have your exact name, try http://www.kabalarians.com/cfm/Main.cfm and enter it in the box.

[Robert Eric]

My cat:

Your first name of Jesse has made you a hard worker with a meticulous sense of detail. You have a great deal of patience and independence, and you can be relied upon to complete your undertakings. You could be inventive along scientific or practical lines. You are stable, trustworthy, homeloving, and logical in practical matters, but rather unresponsive to suggestions from others. You resist change

Very accurate.

My other cat:

The name of Jack gives you a very individual, reserved, serious nature. You prefer to be alone with your own thoughts, rather than in the company of others. This name restricts spontaneity in association and the fluency of your verbal expression. When you are required to express yourself in personal matters requiring finesse and diplomacy, you feel awkward and embarrassed. Although you realize perfectly well what is expected of you, you are unable to find the right words, and hence you end up saying something inappropriate in a candid way. You can express your deeper thoughts and feelings best through writing

Very inaccurate

And me:

Your name of Robert gives you the desire to understand and help others with their problems but, at the same time, you can become too involved in their problems and, as a result, worry too much. This name creates a pleasant, easy-going, yet responsible nature. It gives you a natural ability to express affection to those close to you, without feelings of embarrassment. You tend to avoid issues, however, and put off until tomorrow the things which should be done today. Accordingly, you would find difficulty in achieving success in positions requiring aggressiveness and drive

So accurate it's scary.  As though the person came to my house, and interviewed me.

[rodekill]

Your name of Shawn gives you the ability to be creative along practical lines of endeavour. Your ideas can be very original and inventive. You enjoy being with people in a social environment. Your personal appearance is important to you, for you desire to make a good impression on others. Your pleasant manner attracts people to you with their problems and you are capable of offering practical advice, though you would probably not follow such advice yourself. This name causes you to be somewhat too concerned with the personalities, problems, and activities of other people.

There's some interesting stuff in there I suppose, but what really gets me is this:

Very Important Note on Choosing Baby Names!!
If you are looking for a baby name, do not choose a first name based on the short analysis given above. The child's first name must be balanced with:

the child's birthdate (inner potential)
and your family's surname (last name)
Please call us at 1-866-489-1188 (toll-free in North America) or 604-263-9551 for advice before choosing a baby name or visit our baby name page.

Phew! I almost made the mistake of a lifetime! Now I know better! I'll be sure to call and use their service to make sure my baby's name is balanced!

[OneThinkingGal and ._.]

Your name of Shawn gives you the ability to be creative along practical lines of endeavour. Your ideas can be very original and inventive. You enjoy being with people in a social environment. Your personal appearance is important to you, for you desire to make a good impression on others. Your pleasant manner attracts people to you with their problems and you are capable of offering practical advice, though you would probably not follow such advice yourself. This name causes you to be somewhat too concerned with the personalities, problems, and activities of other people.

There's some interesting stuff in there I suppose, but what really gets me is this:

Very Important Note on Choosing Baby Names!!
If you are looking for a baby name, do not choose a first name based on the short analysis given above. The child's first name must be balanced with:

the child's birthdate (inner potential)
and your family's surname (last name)
Please call us at 1-866-489-1188 (toll-free in North America) or 604-263-9551 for advice before choosing a baby name or visit our baby name page.

Phew! I almost made the mistake of a lifetime! Now I know better! I'll be sure to call and use their service to make sure my baby's name is balanced!

LOL Well, its pretty accurate.

Oh and could the people posting just results post if they are close or not....just posting the result doesn't really say anything.  

[TheYak]

Your name of Michael gives you a clever mind, good business judgment, a sense of responsibility, and an appreciation of the finer things of life. You are serious-minded and not inclined to make light of things even in little ways, and in your younger years you had more mature interests than others your age. Home and family mean a great deal to you and it is natural that you should desire the security of a peaceful, settled home environment where you can enjoy the companionship of family and friends. Whatever you set out to accomplish you do your very best to complete in accordance with what you consider to be right.

Umm..  fairly inaccurate.  It would be dead on if it said instead that I tend to take few things absolutely seriously and the family bit is so-so.

Ran Mike through...  it's horribly inaccurate, despite the fact that it's what most people call me.  Tried some Michael variations as well with no better results. I'm just cut from an odd mould, I suppose.

[Redwall]

Heh, y'all realize how generic all these descriptions are? It's like horoscopes...

[OneThinkingGal and ._.]

If you have a second name or a nickname, run that through also. Kind of a composite. Or maybe just whatever you're usually called.

Not that I'm saying that its always perfectly right, but seems its close in many cases...and the descriptions its giving out aren't exactly generically worded.

What's yours redwall?

[Robert Eric]

Redwall, not really.  The name descriptions are actually accurate.  

Horoscope - "You're going to get killed today."

Name description - "The name (name) suggests that a coked-up truck driver with too many days of irritations and psychotic thoughts will suddenly snap when he sees the blinding shininess of your yellow Volkswagon Beetle and plows headfirst into the, again, shiny chrome of your front bumper.  After he sends your car flying into a gathering of elderly women, he quickly heads back over to your car, and runs you over.  He then lights up some Marijuana to celebrate, and ends up blowing up both of you in a colorful blast of fire and shrapnel.  You are also a good, kind, caring person who listens to whatever problems family, friends, or any bystander has."

[Bob The Hun]

Actually, I read a book on various psycological things, and in one chapter they talked about how blind-readings from psychics(where they obtain no previous information on the person) use phrases that, although somewhat vague, are specific enough to be believed. Even being that specific, they tend to apply to a large majority of human conditions.
This site probably uses a similar method.
And most people found something that they didn't agree with, anyway.
So it's not scientific or anything, but it's still a good trick.

[OneThinkingGal and ._.]

Bring on the sceptics. I notice you people aren't posting your results. Post them. ^_^