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Timosity:Hey! we´ve got a cricket champion here!
Scummbuddy: Mmmm... maybe it´s only a weird photo, but you look exactly like Vel, shameon you!
SSH: I never told lies for impressing girls... Maybe that´s why my nose is not so big...

Ciro Durán, Venezuela.

Spanish: La_Lore, Proskrito, Pau, Sebas and Farlander (me) welcome to the forums!

BTW... this is an international forum, we don't usually like to make clans by nationalities or lenguajes (Except brits, yankees and aussies, they've made a biiiig clan, hehe...) So, post in English or make bilingual posts, which is a great solution if you don't know to express well in English.

It´s incredible that in some certain moment around our 16-17 years our noses grow in a spectacular way... I suppose it´s a similar process to what happen to the girls body...  :o

Oh... so... I´m the blonde bastard showing the bread slice to the poor donkey?  

Shit... Children ares cruel...

Hey! Great idea that one of the involution! This ares my photos!



1)I am a baby... I am wondering that I´m flying along my parent´s bed!
2)They´ve abandoned me!!!1!!1 Wheres my mummyyyyy?
3)That little blonde bastard is releasing the bread slice before I can reach it!!!1!!1
4)I must admitt it... I ares the spider! (I was not in good shape)
5)I abandoned my wall crawling job for a while... New York needed my ghostbuster abbilities...
6) The final result... I´ve reached santity, the Nirvanaaaa!11!!... I have a lovely girlfirend and I have an strange halo over my head!

Yes Andail... Pumaman is trying to implement one "ironic humour ahead" emoticon... I hope it start to work soon.

On a second thought, I think that that emoticon wouldn´t be a good idea, because 90% of the threads should have it, and that could bring bandwith problems.  

[Psssst. Farlander, Check out the 2nd post]

Oh! Now I understand it... It´s quite funny!  

Darth... do ye use the "front" frame in the walking animation? I think you should remove it, the characters makes a strange movement... It seems that it freezes or something.

But I like the overall concept, it is very smooth and professional.  

I just had to say something about people posting pointless posts to complain about people posting.  I'm tired of it.  When we offer unofficial particular problems with the way people post--using endless alliteration, capital letters, pointless posting of petty bandwidth wastes, I think it wastes bandwidth.  It think if anyone points out a pointless post that proferrs pointed commentary over people's pointed posts, they should be punished.

I mean, whatever purpose, when a post complaing about the wasted ways people post pointlessly or people's typos, trancends two pages, the pointless posts have taken too much space for spaced out banter.  It becomes mindless moping mascurading as poweful polemics, or becomes being clever for the sake of being clever.

Sometimes it seems like people who point out pointless problems with pointless posts are themselves more pointless than the pointless posts they mean to point to.  Rather than release really random complaints complaining over people's posts, it would become less costly to be constructive quietly, than argue endlessly uselessly, purposelessly in "purple prose."

I hope sincerely that settles things.

Hey! That´s what ye´re doing now, Einstein!

Ye have given a definitive clue Rodekill... Thanks, I think that t´discussion is finished... Aaaaar!

BTW, if all is a joke, serious things have been told to Ron, and they can reach him. It is not very polite to say, "You suck, you haven´t made nothing in years..."

But we could start a debate: Do you agree (even in a little way) with that sentence? Ron is some kind of our "Gurú", but there is a debate in which is told that most of the jokes and the dialogs were done by Schaffer and Grossman. Do you think Ron needs to do something else but Monkey island 1 and 2?

I would like to see a graphic adventure of Ron, not just games for kids...

But I don´t think that he sucks...  

This is a log of a chat in #monkeyisland. We can read a confrontation between some guy valleg RogG (supposed to be Ron Gilbert) and some fans... what do you think? Is he really Ron? There are two versions, one says the incident was real, some others think thay´s just a joke.

If so, I don´t see fun there  


<RonG> ah, Gabez. you run the Scumm Bar now?
<RonG> yeah, I saw it recently.
<Gabez> Yeah.
<Gabez> What do you think of it as a site?
<RonG> someone made a funny video about pirates of the caribbean, it made me laugh a lot
<LucasTones> that was MEEEEEEEEEE
<Tom2003> does anyone know where i can get lucas arts archives vol III
<LucasTones>
<HarryH> did you guys like pirates of the carribean
<RonG> I haven't seen the movie myself
<Gabez> What do you think of it as a site, RonG?
<Darth-Phenom> I haven't seen it
<HarryH> Ron: the one that was featured on b3ta.com?
<Darth-Phenom> Woah, Ron, we have a lot in common
<Gabez> Ron: do you like the site?
<RonG> please, one at a time
<Gabez> Can you say sometbing good about it?
<Tom2003> www.newgrounds.com has some funny monkey island parodies
<Gabez> Okay me first because I'm the most important.
<RonG> Gabez, to be honest its not as good as it used to be
<Gabez> Er...
<Gabez> Um...
<Gabez> Ouch.
<Gabez> That wasn't what I expected.
<Tom2003> try searching for them on the website
<Darth-Phenom> Hahahaha!
<LucasTones> I like it
<Darth-Phenom> Slam dunk
<Gabez> :/
<Gabez> That hurt me.
<Gabez> Seriously.
<Gabez> I'm crying now...
<Darth-Phenom> Put THAT quote on the site
<RonG> well, its just the content sucks now
<Gabez> But...
<bgbennyboy> You fucking suck Ron
<Gabez> I thought you'd like it...
<Tom2003> the best one is monkey island 2 outakes
<HarryH> do you guys support international talk like a pirate day? (September the 19th)
<Darth-Phenom> RonG, have you read Forrest Gump?
<bgbennyboy> you eat babies
<Gabez> Everything I do, I do for you!
<bgbennyboy> everyone knows Schafer and Grossman were the real talents
<Tom2003> how dare you
<Darth-Phenom> Yeah, Ron sucked
<Tom2003> thats well out
<RonG> benny, you're the guy who keeps letting people play illegal copies of my games on XP??
<Darth-Phenom> lol
<bgbennyboy> they arent yours
<RonG> I want to talk to you
<bgbennyboy> they are lec's ;
<GreenJeanz> What the hell?
<bgbennyboy> Im here, bitch
<GreenJeanz> What the HELL?
* Darth-Phenom fires up his PocketPC version of Monkey Island 2
<PTDC> Hell. Sounds nice :\
<Darth-Phenom> Take THAT, Ron
<GreenJeanz> Is that Ron fucking Gilbert?!
<Tom2003> yes it is ron fucking gilbert
<GreenJeanz> Is this a joke?
<Darth-Phenom> Yes, GJ
<bgbennyboy> You havent made a decent game in years
<LucasTones> I didn't come in here to be insulted
<Tom2003> lol
<GreenJeanz> I suspect this is a joke.
<Darth-Phenom> No, GJ
<Tom2003> no it isnt a joke
<Darth-Phenom> It really is him
<GreenJeanz> I highly suspect it is a joke.
<GreenJeanz> IT IS?!
<RonG> this is crazy
<RonG> I was told to come in here
<Gabez> Yeah
<Gabez> I called you
<RonG> I suspect the chat is to be held on Dal net
<Gabez> So that you could say something good about The SCUMM Bar >:
<RonG> because this is ridiculous
* HarryH downloads monkey island 1 & 2 of www.bgbennyboy.copy.ron.games.l33t.h4x0r.org.bgbenny.really.gave.me.these.game/goat.com
<Gabez> And this is what you do
<Darth-Phenom> He's come here thinking we'll all bow down and worship him. But no secret revealing, no worship, say I.
<Gabez> I work my GUTS out for you
<HarryH> j/k
<RonG> you can stuff your chat up your STUPID FANBOY ASSES
*** RonG has quit IRC (Quit: but why is the *rum* gone??)
<bgbennyboy> fuck you ron
<bgbennyboy> ooh
<Gabez> FUCK YOU
<Gabez> :/
<PTDC> He could at least have changed his quit message
<LucasTones> that was tense
<Gabez> Tee yes
* HarryH bows down
* HarryH cleans shoes
<bgbennyboy> hee
<LucasTones> ;
<Tom2003> well done you fucking retards i hope your happy
<HarryH> lol
-bgbennyboy:@#monkey-island- @ (opnotice/#monkey-island/7@) teeee
<HarryH> you pissed him off
<LucasTones> he's gone?
<HarryH> teeeee!
<Darth-Phenom> Wait... that really was him?
<bgbennyboy> he's a dick
<bgbennyboy> you heard him
<Gabez> I used to like him, but what he said about The SCUMM Bar was... brutal
<LucasTones> to be honest, he seemed like a wanker to me
<Darth-Phenom> Yeah, he is a wanker
<simonme20> is he rich?
<Darth-Phenom> He stole credit for Monkey Island
<Darth-Phenom> simonme20, no
<HarryH> hes mother-fucking Ron Gilbert!
<HarryH> he can say what he fucking wants
<Darth-Phenom> I bet he did fuck his own mother
<LucasTones> I don't think he liked it when GJ said "Ron FUCKING Gilbert"
<Mort-Hog> I bet he concieved himself.
<Darth-Phenom> lol
<Gabez> Hey guys
<Gabez> I dunno
<GreenJeanz> FUCKING!
<Gabez> Maybe we were a bit mean
<GreenJeanz> Fuckacluckingfucking.
<bgbennyboy> no way man
<bgbennyboy> he called me a warezor
<Darth-Phenom> Who cares if it really was him anyway? It's not like he's Alicia Silverstone
<Tom2003> yes you were a bit mean and i hope you all burn in hell
<GreenJeanz> Fuckafrigginfacking
<Gabez> Well, without him we wouldn't have Monkey Island ;/
<GreenJeanz> ....Who the fuck are you, dood?
<HarryH> FUCK SHIRT FUCK SHIT FUCKING T-FUCKING SHIT FUCKING T FUCKED SHIRT
<PTDC> My head hurts
<Darth-Phenom> Gabez, err... someone else would have designed it then
<LucasTones> lets stop
<Gabez> Yeah but
<LucasTones> and analyse this
<Gabez> Would it have been the SAME?
<LucasTones> what happened??
<GreenJeanz> Am I gonna have to beat your ass, Mister Hell Burning Fucker?
<Darth-Phenom> I bet we could have had a game BETTER than Monkey Island if not for him
<bgbennyboy> it might have been BETTER
<bgbennyboy> ;
<HarryH> people said that he was a wanker
<LucasTones> he came in and you all went apeshit asking questions?
<HarryH> and then Ron wanked furiously (furiously because he was furious at us)
<Tom2003> that wasnt the problem
<Darth-Phenom> He thinks he's better than us
<Tom2003> it was everyone calling him names etc
<Darth-Phenom> What a homo
<LucasTones> he IS
<HarryH> I said Mr R Gilbert
<Gabez> I feel really bad
<LucasTones> you SHOULD
<Gabez> Can we apoligise somehow?
<LucasTones> obsessed with your own fucking site
<Gabez> But
<Darth-Phenom> lol Harry
<Gabez> I just wanted...
<simonme20> YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELFS (except the nice ppl)
<LucasTones> who arranged the chat?
<Mort-Hog> I think we should make a page apologising to him.
<Gabez> I did :/
<HarryH> Gabez! write something spooooooky on your website
<LucasTones> maybe he's in DALnet
<Gabez> Okay I'll update about this, but...
<Darth-Phenom> I thought he was a friendly dude
<Gabez> It wasn't how I thought it would be :/
<Darth-Phenom> But here he comes acting so fucking superior
<Gabez> I thought he'd be nice about the site
<LucasTones> he seemed ok to me
<PTDC> My shirt is too red
<simonme20> he hardly got a word in
<Darth-Phenom> <simonme20> YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELFS (except the nice ppl) <---No way. He deserved what he got.
<Tom2003> your all fucking retards for doing that
<LucasTones> Gabez, to be fair, he didn't say he didn't like it
<Darth-Phenom> Tom2003, shut up, pathetic fanboy
<LucasTones> he just said it wasn't as good
<Gabez> I guess :/

because europeans are naturally smarter (due to a lack of cable, beer, and dental hygeine ) let them handle it.  

Eeeer... yes, yes... We don´t have cable, or beer or dental hygiene. Nor cars or steam machines. We don´t have wheels in Europe, and we wake up every mornind desiring to catch a mammoth with stick hits.

I'm 16% gay according to this test. Which goes to show how gat the the test itself was.

The part that cracked me up though was the good driver good lover thing.

16% is average gay for greeks... All the homosexuals were killed in the Pass of the Thermopile and now that genetic heritage is loosed  

I didn´t really read it... I read Pumaman´s post which told that it was a smart post, and I preffer to trust in Pumaman´s posts than reading a long political thread  

J/K... It was some kind of sarcastic, and there is lot of people who rolls over the floor when facing a good sarcasm, so... We could say it was funny.

BTW, the only way to be involved in political discussions is to take all as a joke, that´s what I do.

I would vote that porn actress... Is she called "Mary Carey" or something like that...

Unfortunately, I´m spanish and here porn actresses do not run for governors... :'(

http://www.marycareyforgovernor.com/



Eeer... Please, feel free to remove this pic... Is the second bikini girl I post this week...

In fact... for re-directioning this thread I´m going to do something that should repulse me in other context...

I´ll tell you the jokes that I heard in my country about the twin towers:

What says one tower to the other?
C´mon, I wait you here down!

Who should win a chess game, Bush or Bin Laden?
Bin, because he has two towers (In spanish the rocks are called towers )

Which is the favourite TV programme in Afganistan?
Mr. Bean.

In Iraq the coaches are called Saddamh, because they´ve noticed in the US they´re called Bush.<---This is quite good.

I don´t know if you do jokes of the worst things in the world... In Spain we do, after the first shock. There was a girl in Spain (whose name all the spanish guys know) who lost her legs in a terrorist strike by ETA. We do a lot of jokes of her, like:

Which is the resemblance between (that girl´s name) and E.T? They both fit in the bicycle basket.

That could be very disgusting in a "serious" context... But we´re talking that these jokes are told when you´re drunk or something like that... That was what I was talking about. The context matters...

I haven´t found anything "offensive" in DM´s post... I think he has joking.  :o

"Actually, a post telling that a democratically elected president of the most powerfull country in the world is "crawling back" to a decadent institution like the UN can be more offensive to the people in that country who voted him (let´s suppose 137,5 milion inhabitants...)"<---Notice that I was joking in this paragraph, but this is the lenguaje used in this thread. :

But nobody did really feel offended, because this is a forum, and the dialectical strikes and counter-strikes are funny. If you feel personally offended, you´re lost (and, I could add, you´re not enough mature for discussing some issues in some forums).

DG was trying to "poke-in-the-eye" the "pro-US". Now, DM is counter-attacking. The "battle" can be thrilling  .

What really offended me most has been that: "People like Darth Mandarb". What did you mean? Is he an alien? Do you think he´s some kind of extreme-right-wing person??? I think he isn´t.

Everybody thought DG post about the UN was funny and smart... Now, DM does something similar, but in the opposite direction, and he´s a cunt.

C´mon, let them go on with this game and let´s participate also for our own fun and joy  

It can be very exciting, DG and DM are two intelligent, mature membrs of the forum. Let´s go on with this...

I'm 2,06 metres... somewhere in the 6 feet 6" category, if I'm not mistaken. Prolly taller.

2,06 meters??? Wow... that, s more than much of the professional basket players in my country... I am just 1,62  

BTW, being that light helps for climbing mountains  

But I can´t see where this thread can takes us to... I think I can say, with no danger to fail, that it is quite stupid.

Heh, maybe you posted too early?


--Snake

Now I see that I havn´t failed... Do you really think snake that there is something interesting in the replies? Just people trying to be kind.

The worst of all is that there were two days when there were no replies, which means that the "demonic people" must be in their homes, ergo, the replies work for nothing.