Let's do some insult swordfighting!

Retro Wolf · Wed 10/07/2013 22:09:55

Just like a toon to drop a safe on a guy's head.

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You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems!

Adeel · Wed 10/07/2013 22:43:38

Quote from: Oldschool_Wolf on Wed 10/07/2013 22:09:55
You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems!

Actually, you all are wanted in a mental hospital. Plus, now-a-days, killing your imaginary friend doesn't count.

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Even my Nokia 6300 is much smarter than combined all of you!

kaput · Wed 10/07/2013 23:08:26

What... are you YODA now? I guess that explains the big ears

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The only thing tough about you is the luck you've had in your life!

DBoyWheeler · Wed 10/07/2013 23:30:09

Quote from: Sunny Penguin on Wed 10/07/2013 23:08:26
The only thing tough about you is the luck you've had in your life!

I don't want YOUR charms--they are NOT magically delicious OR lucky!

(Sorry, that's the best I could think of right now.)
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Did you drink too much grog before challenging me? That explains your sloppy form!

Khris · Thu 11/07/2013 00:10:42

Indeed I did. With you though, sloppy while stone sober is the norm!

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You shouldn't wear white, cause I'll color you brown, yellow and red!

miguel · Thu 11/07/2013 00:26:14

QuoteYou shouldn't wear white, cause I'll color you brown, yellow and red!

You shouldn't wear pink, the crowd can't stop laughing!

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Why do you insist in having garlic before a fight? I could smell you miles away!

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Quote<off contest>
There have been 2 insults about spandex in a row... Is that an OceanSpirit insults contest?
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OSD is omnipresent, Monsieur.

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Khris · Thu 11/07/2013 00:50:19

It's so you'll find it to be sharp, whatever I'm going to say!

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Your insults are puny, and so is your sword, your penis is tiny and you don't rhyme one word!

Eric · Thu 11/07/2013 00:59:46

My rhyming is legendary, my rhymes are sublime. I just don't have time for those who half-rhyme.

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I hope you live in a place with universal health coverage. You're going to need it.

Retro Wolf · Thu 11/07/2013 10:27:06

After that STD you just gave me? Absolutely!

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I'm the one who subscribed you to all that junk mail!

Khris · Thu 11/07/2013 11:03:39

So you finally learned how to write?

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When I'm done with you, worms will consume tiny pieces of you and excrete them back out as humus.

miguel · Thu 11/07/2013 11:17:12

QuoteWhen I'm done with you, worms will consume tiny pieces of you and excrete them back out as humus.

There may be traces of alcohol and nicotine as well, sir!

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The only thing scary about you is your face!

Retro Wolf · Thu 11/07/2013 11:27:02

It will be the last thing you see!

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I take no pleasure in this.....well... maybe a little.

miguel · Fri 12/07/2013 01:11:33

QuoteI take no pleasure in this.....well... maybe a little.

This things you take pleasure from would make the Marquis de Sade blush!

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When I google 'coward', your name comes out first!

Retro Wolf · Fri 12/07/2013 01:21:48

Let's not even talk about your internet search history! All those auto erotic asphyxiation websites!

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I will allow you to die with dignity!

Khris · Fri 12/07/2013 09:00:06

I will kill you with extreme prejudice!

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Do you want to take of your glasses before we start?

tzachs · Fri 12/07/2013 10:27:35

Quote from: Khris on Fri 12/07/2013 09:00:06
Do you want to take of your glasses before we start?

Yes, can I put them in your purse?
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Tell me when you want to start.. Oh wait, are you actually fighting right now?

miguel · Fri 12/07/2013 11:05:10

QuoteTell me when you want to start.. Oh wait, are you actually fighting right now?

I'm warming up, chatting to your girlfriend!

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I won't hit you unless you tell the paramedics to leave!

Retro Wolf · Fri 12/07/2013 20:51:30

But how will they remove that gerbil from your arse?

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Your technique is sloppy, like when you kiss your mother!

Stupot · Fri 12/07/2013 22:29:42

Your technique is amazing... at least that's what your dad said as he was receiving your cock.

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Your mum said your penis tastes like your dad's arse.

^{(I'm so sorry)}

miguel · Sat 13/07/2013 01:41:19

Oh yeah? You smell like poop!

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Look behind you! It's Ocean Spirit Dennis in latex!

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Let's cool down, guys! If we go on with nasty insults there's no stopping and we'll just regret it later!

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