layer layer monkey fagget best not slip fee your ass banna clips

[abstauber]

Awesome VWG!

This just needs a chorus to be perfect

@Bulbapuck: These are the threads that keeps this place so entertaining

[veryweirdguy]

Sorry fellas, I tried to record a follow-up but my microphone officially died. Might be able to get a replacement later in the week, but until then I'll just have to settle for my existing millions in royalties.

That said, if anyone else could post a cover/remix I'd be happy to have a word with the record execs to see if we can get you a deal!

EDIT: Well okay here's a version of the new track, sort of: http://soundcloud.com/veryweirdguy/vwg-feat-robodude-shiny-puppy-melody

[NsMn]

 :'(

[Jared]

DAAAA-YAM, even wit' no tools VWG smoke those muthas!

[Chicky]

I can't say i really have a problem with these posts, they're pointless and a waste of cyber space but hell; they make me laugh 

The forum has been pretty dry recently, random topics can spice things up a bit.

[Tuomas]

I think a mature enough forum can rip a little bit of decent humour out of some silly posts, and that's just what's done here, imo there's no need to go all drow-elf troll hunting

Also, VWG, pure awesomeness. I love the synth sound, it's really 90's.

[NsMn]

I made a "Normal" Version of the text. Now, somebody has to make a Youtube video sing-along out of it:

Layer Layer, Monkey faggot
Best no slip! 'feed your ass banana clips!
Yeah, I bust your ass bitch
leave you with an oil drip.
If you got a girl, I shoot her in the throat,
leave her voice graspy - too graphic!
I'll send you a picture so your faggot ass'll grasp it!
I'll call you mother, tell her to preorder your fucking casket.

So you talk a lot of shit to my boy,
thinking your stuff, you just pawn your
fuck head, you only live to serve your satisfaction.
You think you're tough and cute;
You just flirtin' with death.
Straight suicide, don't murder yourself
Fucking fruit! You look like a bitch
East side gangsta! Your pale asshole talk all this shit
but can't back it up, lucky I ain't in your face
'cause I'd bust you ass!

Back to subject, I'd kill you in a heartbeat
shoot up everything (but the couch seat)
I keep shootin' till I switch.
And when the cops find your body it's still twitchin'.
You say stuff, but you really don't mean it,

'cause a bitch, when I cancer your hair:
You'll be kickin' and screamin', my words become actions
and my actions become promises, you whackin' ass faggot.
Just wastin' my time but I will find you.
No wait - just sit back and watch your back clown [] looking ass

DUDE! I CRANK YOUR DAMN SKULL!

[Tuomas]

A lot of hatered there. What a messed up person this must be

[NsMn]

Following a discussion in AGS, I suggest we'll call this great song of love and joy:

GearGames  ft.  MC VWUG
"The Rap Rape Rope*"

*censored by the Federal Anti-political Noncorrectness Office of the AGS Forums, FANO.

[bicilotti]

<NsMn> I think his brains were imploding in that exact moment
<Wonkyth>
<NsMn> "fast, I have to go fordward, he's trying to pa - *PUFF* - huh, who am I and why am I running after a ball?"
<bicilotti>   or "layer layer monkey fagget"

[veryweirdguy]

Um, yeah, I'm relatively sure I don't want my name associated with rape. That's one of my "buttons."

[Khris]

Oh my.
To the people that feel offended:

This is some stupid kid full of pimples in front of a PC. Seriously, aren't there other things to worry about?
I honestly can't fathom how people can get offended by stuff like that. What's wrong with you?

[Gord10]

It's obviously just me then, but I find the original post highly offensive.

Maybe I could find the original post offensive if I understood a word of it.
*laughs*

[MillsJROSS]

Winner, winner, chicken dinner,
This fools rhymes couldn't be thinner,
With grammar to boot, that is atrocious,
I'd like shoot him with knowledge in big ol' doses.

I don't usually like to stoke the coal,
But I'm fighting fire with fire, for this stupid a$$ troll,
Check it, Check it, I know what's best.
Now everyone clap your hands, and play Ace Quest.

-MillsJROSS

[m0ds]

* Mods claps

[Oliwerko]

Layer Layer, Monkey faggot
Best no slip! 'feed your ass banana clips!

Oh boy, these two lines are possibly the greatest bit of any lyrics EVAR!
Seriously - layer layer monkey faggot? Made my day 

[TerranRich]

Troll, troll, obvious troll,
Thinks he's exciting but is really droll,
Puts up his raps like he thinks we care
Thinks we wanna hear what he has to share

This is T to the E to the R to the RAN
Followed by "Rich", you know he's the man
Now I'm not as active as those other guys,
'Cuz everytime I post it's a big surprise

Let's do some productive shit with our time
Instead of making more hateful words rhyme
Let's pray to heaven and pray to the gods
That this won't be turned to a song by Mods!

- Grand Master Dick

[Dualnames]

Bicilotti. HARDEST LAUGH!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens]

Mills, you NEARLY made me spit soda all over my monitor with those phat lyrics.  

And speaking of phat, it's time for the Ace Quest rap!


He's BIG
<Chorus> YEAH!
He's Phat
<Chorus> YEAH?
A to the C to the E to the QUEST that spells
ACE QUEST!
<Chorus> Uh-huh Uh-huh!
Play ACE QUEST!
<Chorus>FUCK YEAH!
ACE QUEST!
<Chorus>Uh-huh Uh-huh!
Bring on your best to play ACE QUEST!  COME ON!

<Chorus>He's Big!
<Chorus>He's got his own gravity, you dig?
<Chorus>He's Phat!
<Chorus>Who's Dat?
<Chorus> ACE QUEST!

ACE QUEST!
<Chorus> Uh-huh Uh-huh!
Play ACE QUEST!
<Chorus>FUCK YEAH!
ACE QUEST!
<Chorus>Uh-huh Uh-huh!
Bring on your best to play ACE QUEST!

WORD.

[Chicky]

Hitch, to the Hike, to the guide, to the G.
As Dualnames re-writes the history.
Of the CGA, with that a game that has,
Crawled out of GIP, where the years have past.

And lets not forget the glorious three,
That is Calin, and Ben, and their love for 2D.
And their awesome uncanny ability,
To produce a game that compliments my tea.

That i indulge upon, in my big blue cup.
As i wonder when Markbilly, will re-create 'up'.
In a glorious, intimate pixel form.
From which my love for games was born.