MY INVENTIONS

Started by Uku, Sun 05/02/2006 17:13:56

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Uku

MUhahahaha

INVENTION 1-"i made my self a falmethrower"

i have flamed around my house for 2 weeks now and i think i will share my invention with you guys.

take a supersoaker water gun(or any watergun, thats need to be pumped to shoot) then put gasoline instead of water in tank nad make a litle hole in front using drill or nails.into this hole glue some wire and to the other rend of wire put a pice of cloth thats soaked in gas. pump some pressure into your tank, ignite cloth and shoot.

PS. gasoline you fire, have to fly trough of cloths flame. to burn.



INVENTION 2-"anyone made a vinegar bomb?"

have you ever made a vinegar bomb?do so: go to shop and buy some soda(like flour) and vinegar. take a 0.5l plastic bottle and rub it with sand-paper-weak it(so it wil broke better). pour about 4-6cm of winegar in and  do following fastest you have ever:take soda and pour it in about max half a cup.then turn on cap and shake it a bit(if you are a beginner try do not shake)and throw away/to air.
now it should explode. best if you have a airgunn to "defuse"it.if you have waiten about 15 it hasnt exploaded,and if you dont care of bruise go and take it.its harden than rock-woa.throw it couple of times to air again and go home-you shouldv been managed to blow it for a now. if not then shake and trow.

more to come.
PS!sorry for my english.

Pumaman


Tom S. Fox

You are mad! MAD!!!
Do you know how expensive gasoline is?!?

Babar

This has been invented before. I specifically remember some kidnapping movie where a kid used it to act all hero, and directed his fuel jet at a kidnapper who was peacefully having a smoke. The results were predictable.
The ultimate Professional Amateur

Now, with his very own game: Alien Time Zone

Ali

Quote from: Uku on Sun 05/02/2006 17:13:56
i made my self a falmethrower.

I tried that, but I couldn't get the falmes into the catapult. They just kept wriggling, cute little blighters.

Helm

it'll be great fun for you when by accident the flame ignites the stored gasoline in the watergun.
WINTERKILL

edmundito

Uh, yeah, gasoline/petrol is probably not the best idea for anything other than fueling vehicles inside a well-assembled engine.

earlwood

#7
Now, I'm not 100% sure on this, but won't the gasoline compromise the structural integrity of your plastic supersoaker?  I believe my cousins did this when we were 8, and I am almost sure we came out of the experience 4 water pistols poorer, but several lessons richer.

Chicky

Quote from: Helm on Sun 05/02/2006 17:21:12
it'll be great fun for you when by accident the flame ignites the stored gasoline in the watergun.

Wouldn't there need to be oxygen inside the tank for the flame to burn and ignite the gas?

Or are we just trying to scare the kid out of being a complete idiot.

InCreator

Next thread would be probaly like this:

I am a dragon!!!

Just swallow some gasoline, take a lighter...

Pumaman

Quote from: Chicky on Sun 05/02/2006 17:37:39
Or are we just trying to scare the kid out of being a complete idiot.

Nah, it's better to let natural selection take its course.

Helm

Quote from: Pumaman on Sun 05/02/2006 18:05:43
Quote from: Chicky on Sun 05/02/2006 17:37:39
Or are we just trying to scare the kid out of being a complete idiot.

Nah, it's better to let natural selection take its course.


Yeah this was actually what I was thinking. Scar tissue is good learning, better than 'don't do that!' ever was. Death is also ok if you're stupid.
WINTERKILL

Tom S. Fox

Quote from: Chicky on Sun 05/02/2006 17:37:39
Quote from: Helm on Sun 05/02/2006 17:21:12
it'll be great fun for you when by accident the flame ignites the stored gasoline in the watergun.

Wouldn't there need to be oxygen inside the tank for the flame to burn and ignite the gas?

Err... I think we all agree, (except for Uku) that it is always very stupid to tamper with gasoline!
So, dear children: FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, JUST DON'T DO IT!!!!!!
I hope you will know it now.
And remember: Knowing is half the battle!
G.I. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!!!

RickJ

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Wouldn't there need to be oxygen inside the tank for the flame to burn and ignite the gas?
Well when the gasoline is pumped out of the tank what do you suppose is left?

ildu

I'm gonna need better instructions. But yeah, read this before all too many times.

InCreator


Darth Mandarb

One time I was driving and I saw this car broken down on the side of the road.  About a mile up the road I saw a guy walking on the side of the road.  He was carrying a gas can.  (I quickly deduced he ran out of gas, walked to the gas station, and was walking back now with the can ... beside the point)

Anyway ... this brilliant fellow has the gas can in one hand, and in the other?  Yeah, a cigarette.

I'm sure Darwin was rollin' over in his grave.

Quote from: RickJ on Sun 05/02/2006 19:00:00Well when the gasoline is pumped out of the tank what do you suppose is left?

Super Soakers form a vaccum in the tank ... is there oxygen in a vaccum?  I'm not very knowledgeable about such things, but I seem to recall that there is no oxygen in a vaccum.

Tom S. Fox

Quote from: Darth Mandarb on Sun 05/02/2006 19:03:02
Super Soakers form a vaccum in the tank ... is there oxygen in a vaccum?Ã,  I'm not very knowledgeable about such things, but I seem to recall that there is no oxygen in a vaccum.
Oh, very well, it's safe then!
Just keep toying around with gasoline!


Huw Dawson

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Quite.

Petrol + Supersoaker + flaming cloth = Fun
Hair spray can + Matches = Cheaper Fun
Moltov Coctails = Fun on the highest possible level.
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