The dreamer's thread

Trapezoid · Sun 15/02/2004 04:22:14

Actually, I made it up. But it doesn't matter, the image is in your mind now.

Raggit · Sun 15/02/2004 04:24:55

Squinky, you and Las didn't do anything together, he was just on the jury. You were the only one on trial.

Squinky · Sun 15/02/2004 04:26:47

Oh, I meant I mean to steal trapezoids body....See, I've already started quoting his flash animations....

* Squinky points to under his avatar...

Creepy...

Flippy_D · Sun 15/02/2004 11:41:42

My weirdest dream was probably that a small passage in my village that leads onto Cherry Orchard (local park type place) turned into a way into a land made out of lego, and I went there with my Grandad. Odd. This was like, six years ago though.

Eggie · Sun 15/02/2004 11:59:34

I rarely remember my dreams...

But once, my sister dreamt she was being chased by a giant jelly. It probably didn't help that I was wobbling a bit of perspex early that morning.

Babar · Sun 15/02/2004 12:09:14

I rarely ever have nightmares, and its not very often that I have dreams that I remember. Sometimes I had nightmares where there was nothing at all to scare me but I was still terrified. One of my weirdest nightmares was flying through a castle being chased by a wizard guy and chasing a witch while throwing table knives at her. Then I was suddenly outside, in my neighbourhood, flying while drinking chimpanzee milk out of a box, while the wizard who was chasing me was riding a bicycle under me, giving evil looks towards me.
Once in a while I have a dream, and then a long time later something is happening in real life, that is the same as the dream, and I can recall whats going to happen next a moment before it actually happens.
Okay... you can now all comment how incredibly crazy I am.

Czar · Sun 15/02/2004 22:08:13

babloyi, you too?
and that happens more often to me lately....

Anyway i had this lucid/vivid/too realistic dream recently, but it was all mixing and confusing at the end, like a game with bugs. Maybe a game could be done with this material, a work of art!

So we( me and my friends and later some of them vanish) are in this big place in a 1890 buildings. Anyway, we're in this big building and i was interrogated, I guess, and then i got away and then we wanted to blow the place up and escape, and accidentaly in that apartment was a World war II cannon (maybe thats cuz i was playin COD atm) nad i was firing, everything went well, but when i had put the last grenade in it slipped so we all looked at eachother and started running towards the balcony, wich was really wide. Suddenly a river was under, but more of a city river, if you know what i mean. So we were in this situation that the condo (sp) would explode, and we were all leaning on this wire fence, and suddenly the fence started to bend and we were like 180 degrees with the floor, and it felt so real. The next thing I know the 5-6 of us started to fall down in the river. It was kind of yellow. There was the splash, and i could see my body jumping in the river.

I was still in the river, as were the others. I tried to open my eyes, but because of the impact I could open just half of my left or right eye, and my coordination was disbalanced, I wanted to see if someone was still stuck in the water after the fall, but i was still all disbalanced and then i saw one of my friends dragging another friend who lost his concious, on the shore.

There we were. All soaking wet. We went left, on some kind of asphalted road, which I think was all fragments of my memory, and then we went in front of a castle/military/Austric 1800/ building, i dontknow, and we were like all talking there. Then a few of my friends and I had to go to the bathroom or wathever, so we went left, on the few stairs next to this little house, which looked more like a small powerstation, and THAT is the moment when i saw THEM! I saw a few military soldiers, and I knew that wasnt good. Fortunately i saw them before they noticed me and my friends. But as we have the unluck in the luck, my friends didnt notice them and they just started to go forward, I tried to tell them, believe me, but they just couldnt hear me. I started running towards the others, thats when this red alarm went off, and I (me who dreamt it all freshly) felt all the adrenaline rush ( like when you dream that you bump into something, and then wake up all adrenalined, I didn't wake up, almost as I had control of the dream) and told the others about the soldiers, we went on the corner of the building, and there was this old railway ending, and there were this stairs....

And it gets more and more confusing later... So i better stop now.
Anyway, dreams can be pretty confusing and VIVID.

remixor · Mon 16/02/2004 12:59:40

Quote from: Trapezoid on Sun 15/02/2004 03:20:38
Captain Planet, on my roof, molesting a birthday cake. Worst. Dream. Ever.

Seems like the sort of thing you would make a music video about

Meowster · Mon 16/02/2004 14:11:50

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The stabbing guy smelt of money.

Haaaa ha ha!!!

Also: Was I in the courtroom too!?

I have the weirdestest of dreams.

Once I dreamt that Tim Schafer was in our school gymnasium, and he looked sorta phased out. He was our basketball coach I think, and we'd just lost our basketball match against the Waterford Senior A's.

Another time I dreamt that Bill Gates gave me a 100 dollar note while dressed in polka dot underwear.

And I had this dream that I was on the way to San Francisco and I missed the plane, so I'm hanging on to the door as it's hurtling down the runway and I'm checking my watch in the most casual manner possible, and then it stops and they're all like, "This plane will leave in ten minutes!" and I'm all, "Oh, a bit early then." And I went off to buy a magazine and then I forgot I was supposed to be going to san francisco and I went home and then later I realized I'd missed my plane and that was the last plane going to San Francisco ever.

Oh, gods.

P.S. The magazine I bought was a 1992 issue of PC Gamer, back when it was good, and also it was a really sunny day.

SSH · Mon 16/02/2004 14:20:58

I am ALWAYS having dreams about missing trains, buses, planes, etc. but then its something I tend to worry abotu a lot in real life...

When I was a teenager I dreamed a few times that the cast of Sesame Street were chasing me and wanted me to wear a dress and I had to climb this Christmas tree to escpae but it bent over so I was nearly touching the ground...

The other night I dreamt that there was this guy with flames coming out of his eyes, like someone had stuck a flamethrower thrugh the back of his head! Eeek!

but my wife has these really cool dreams that could all be made into great movies... shame that we don't write them down and sell them as screenplays!

veryweirdguy · Mon 16/02/2004 15:32:00

I had a dream once where the forums were actually one big building, with newbies on the ground floor, and as you went up the floors were the more well-known members.

Anyway, one day CJ invited me up to the top floor to chat with the others, so I hopped in the elevator and went up.

Imagine my horror to find CJ, m0ds & Mr Colossal all waiting to kill me up there! CJ had these weird evil eyes & they were all holding guns!

I remember running away from them, along with some other members, before I woke up.

It was really strange...

Nine Toes · Mon 16/02/2004 15:46:29

The dreams I have never make sense. They are just so inane and stupid... I can't even find the words to describe it.

Here's an example of how nonsensical my dreams can be: when I go to sleep at night, I sometimes fall asleep with the TV on, so I can hear what's being said on the tv in my dream. The dream I'm having is about someone being on trial for a heinous crime. Imagine being on trial for murder, you're on the stand, and the prosecution is grilling you like a cheese sandwich... then all of the sudden they start talking about the side effects of Advair... then they start talking about John Kerry running in the primary elections. You ask yourself, WTF does that have to do with why I'm on trial? Then, the prosecution starts giving the weather report to you... then you wake up. You look over at the TV and see the weather man giving the local forecast.

It's crazy.

My mom even has a few of those "What do your dreams mean?" books. I've read them, and some of those meanings are pretty stupid... I once had a dream that I was at school, and I don't remember how, but I lost my clothes. So here I was hiding in the janitor's closet in my birthday suit. Well, when I woke up, I looked up what that meant, apparently it meant that I should be careful about what my sexual impulses make me do... only at the time, I was 11.

Meowster · Mon 16/02/2004 15:58:28

Tomorrow, everybody write down your dreams and post them here.

This'll be hilarious.

LordHart · Mon 16/02/2004 22:46:31

Well, I had the usual dream... me, in a harem full of beautiful women. They were like, "Oh Os Ultimo, you are so hung..." and then they started to ** CENSORED **... oh, and Yuf was there...

Hilarious enough for you Yuf?

RickJ · Mon 16/02/2004 23:25:07

Raggit,

Man, I had the same dream! Weird! From what I can remember, Squinky was charged with "Promissing to finish Fry-2 and not working on it". We found him guilty and banned him from wearing clothes. He started looking like Trap after he took off his clothes. Then Squinky heard about all those same sex marriages in San Francisco and rushed down there to marry himself. When he saw Yufster hanging on the outside of a 747 he changed his mind and went back to living happily ever after in Idaho.

Man what a strange dream you had Raggit. I hope Squinky doesn't get offfended.

Raggit · Mon 16/02/2004 23:47:54

Are you serious RickJ?

You had the same dream?

Creepy :o

bspeers-notdoinghomework · Mon 16/02/2004 23:48:24

I have this dream I totally can't interpret at all: I'm holding a cigar that looks like a penis, and then I murder my father and make it with my mother. And then Oediupus Rex walks in and says "Freud was right!"

I just can't figure it out.

Flippy_D · Mon 16/02/2004 23:49:17

I call shennanigans.

Edit:
No way would you know all four of those facts (mother, father, freud, odiwotsit) without knowing the connection between them.

LordHart · Mon 16/02/2004 23:59:53

Quote from: bspeers-notdoinghomework on Mon 16/02/2004 23:48:24
I have this dream I totally can't interpret at all: I'm holding a cigar that looks like a penis, and then I murder my father and make it with my mother. And then Oediupus Rex walks in and says "Freud was right!"

I just can't figure it out.

Ummm, thats just odd... unless you like smoking penis cigars or have the hots for your mum. $:-\$

bspeers1-- · Tue 17/02/2004 05:10:28

Yes. Which is why I hoped people would get it.

The sad state of internet irony...

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