OH! On the first day of Hanukkah.....

[Raven_Gray]

[Just some twisted thing from my mind, i hope no jewish people read and take offense. Before you say anything else, add to the song with the corrosponding day...]

OH! On the first day of Hanukkah, my true love gave to meeeee:

A menorah, no Xmas treeeee.

[whomever does the next post makes the 2nd day and repeats this one and so forth.  That shouldn't be too complicated, ya'll know the song.

[TerranRich]

Hmm, I guess I'lll be the second...

On the second day of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me:

Two calling cards,
and a menorah, no Christmas treeee.

[Domino]

on the third day (i hope i remember it correctly)

3 French Whores

two calling cards

and a menorah, no Christmas Tree

BG  

[Raven_Gray]

Oh, on the fourth day of Hanukkah my true love gave to me...

4 pairs of socks

3 French Whores

2 calling cards

and a menorah, no Christmas Tree

[shbaz]

Oh, on the fifth day of Hanukkah my true love gave to me...

5 adventure games

4 pairs of socks

3 French Whores

2 calling cards

and a menorah, no Christmas Tree

[makri]

 Oh, on the sixth day of Hanukkah my true love gave to me...

6 stupid dreidels

5 adventure games

4 pairs of socks

3 French Whores

2 calling cards

and a menorah, no Christmas Tree

[earlwood]

Oh, on the sseventh day of Hanukkah my true love gave to me...

7 crotchless underpants

6 stupid dreidels

5 adventure games

4 pairs of socks

3 French Whores

2 calling cards

and a menorah, no Christmas Tree

If there are more then 12 posts, are we going to expand Xmas for a few more days?

[Nixxon]

Aren't there 7 days of Hanukkah?
sorry to piss on your parade

[DragonRose]

On the eighth day of hanukkah, my true love gave to meeeeee....

8 harmonicas, on this happy, happy haunukkah!

7 crotchless underpants

6 stupid dreidels

5 adventure games

4 pairs of socks

3 French Whores

2 calling cards

and a menorah, no Christmas Tree

[Barcik]

Happy Hanukkah everybody!