I Love Vel - The Vel Love Thread

Flippy_D · Mon 16/02/2004 17:39:01

Got it.

Vel · Mon 16/02/2004 19:16:01

Jackhammer, I watch none of the history channel. I read books. Anyway, I got a new thesis about American history. Or rather, paraphrased it more clearly. Most of the americans are descendants of emigrants from europe, who formed their own nationality. Of course, there have been other tribes at these land beforethat, but when you came came, you mostly slayed them like animals/so as buffalos, by the way/. If I was to give an example with my own country, greek tribes have habited this land well before BC, but this sin't my nationality, do you get it?
And DG, I thought that Australian natinoality was formed when British outlaws were taken there.

Meowster · Mon 16/02/2004 19:23:07

My great, great great, great great aunt got sent to Australia for jaywalking

Okay, no, but that would be cool, huh?

DGMacphee · Mon 16/02/2004 19:25:34

For christsake, Vel, do you have the same reading disability that Jackhammer does?

I said that my aboriginal heritage constitutes 50,000 years of history.

Christ, no wonder you two morons are arguing over this shitty topic.

You're both so fucking thick that you can READ something very simple I wrote -- it's even just one small line of text.

I'll repeat it for the mentally-challenged:

"Thanks to my great-grandmother, I have 50,000 years of aboriginal heritage."

So all I can say is: RETARDS!

Now shut the fuck up the two of you, because no matter how much you debate on your heritage to your country, I'm still going to win because my aboriginal ancestors have been in my country longer than any of yours in your countries.

By the way, Vel, a fucking smiley at the end of your reply doesn't change the fact that you still can't read a simple line of text, you ass.

Vel · Mon 16/02/2004 19:27:30

I kinda skipped your reply DG...

AGA · Mon 16/02/2004 19:32:37

Quote from: Indiana Psychonaut on Mon 16/02/2004 19:23:07
My great, great great, great great aunt got sent to Australia for jaywalking

Quite likely, since as we all know, all Irish are criminals.

Meowster · Mon 16/02/2004 19:39:16

Criminals... or legally challenged?

DGMacphee · Mon 16/02/2004 19:53:14

Quote from: Vel on Mon 16/02/2004 19:27:30
I kinda skipped your reply DG...

Wow, what a fucking surpise!

Vel ignored a reply that was not only honest, factual, and showed he was a moron.

Like that's never happened!

Guess what, Vel?

You didn't really skip my reply -- You read it and discovered you couldn't come up with anything witty or intelligent to counter.

Meowster · Mon 16/02/2004 20:17:07

DG, your avatar is so fitting for this moment in time.

Totoro · Mon 16/02/2004 20:33:03

LOVE LOVE LOVE

shbaz · Mon 16/02/2004 22:21:46

DG, Humans have existed for that long, so we all have that many years of history and more behind us.

Las Naranjas · Mon 16/02/2004 22:29:03

Not in a single country which is what vel implies is history. Whilst we can only find inhabitants of Bulgaria for 5500 years in the past, we can find art by DG's granny's people that is possibly ten times that age, and other artifacts of their culture which is certainly that age.

And now the poor bastard has to deal with all these Johnny come lately cultures getting high and mighty because the US was only settled by Europeans [and he seems no neglect non European cultures immensley] a few centuries ago.

50000, coutn them!

Barcik · Mon 16/02/2004 22:41:02

Well you stink too DG! My Jewish origins trace back to the early periods of the Bible!

Las Naranjas · Mon 16/02/2004 23:07:29

If we follow Bible chronology...DG's ancestry predates the universe by 40000 years.

AWESOME!

Barcik · Mon 16/02/2004 23:16:40

BLASPHEMY!

LordHart · Mon 16/02/2004 23:56:20

DG's an aboriginal? I thought he was the muthafucking shore patrol... and I'm aboriginal as well, in fact, my family is quite large, including one notorious dickhead that is my second cousin, Anthony "The Man" Mundine... oh how I loathe him and his stupid wrestling/boxing antics... I await the day that Danny Green knocks him out.

Raggit · Tue 17/02/2004 00:03:03

Wow.

Hasn't this gone on long enough???

I mean, Migs made a Vel love thread, not a Vel hate thread. So why not leave it that way and go make your own Vel hate thread??
Now, the last thing I'm trying to do is start more arguing, but I just thought I'd point that out.

BTW, I like Vel.

LordHart · Tue 17/02/2004 00:07:46

Ooooh... Raggit likes Vel. :

Raggit · Tue 17/02/2004 00:09:20

(In dippy teenage girl voice)

Oh, I like him, but not in THAT way!!!!

(giggles and bats eyes)

Trapezoid · Tue 17/02/2004 02:52:22

Heritage and history aren't worth arguing about. Worth studying, sure, but who cares who has how much of it? Last time I checked, time is marching in the other direction.