Send LGM to Germany

Inkoddi · Sat 03/01/2004 12:26:10

DM:s are worthless...

Edit: Hey! I have 5 eurocents! Do you want them to?

Simple · Sun 04/01/2004 01:43:24

Prostitute your body.

Not that I'd pay for it.

But I would.

Robert Eric · Sun 04/01/2004 04:54:10

Fed-ex yourself over. I hear babies get to take flights for free. Just find a willing woman in the airport going your way, and see if she'll carry your fat ass in a blanket over to Germany.

MrColossal · Sun 04/01/2004 06:22:34

i think a better plan would be to just crawl up into her vagina and hide in her womb...

but then you don't get any peanuts on the flight unless she's a REALLY messy eater

Nine Toes · Sun 04/01/2004 10:44:52

Quote from: YakSpit on Fri 02/01/2004 23:47:56
If you can spare a kidney, I hear those are worth a bit on the black market.

I think LGM's posting his funds request in the hopes that the Americans on the board will pay to be rid of him.

I'm from the United States and I won't really pay to get rid of him... But I hear you can get about $50,000 dollars if you donate one of your testicles!

Squinky · Sun 04/01/2004 17:15:36

So then, for the sake of mankind, and your own prosperity LGM, Donate both of your testicles....

Darth Mandarb · Sun 04/01/2004 17:49:04

Quote from: Inkoddi on Sat 03/01/2004 12:26:10DM:s are worthless...

As a DM I take offense to that

Andail · Sun 04/01/2004 17:55:23

By the time this thread gets locked, LGM probably has recieved advice enough to take him all the way to Yakutsk and back.

Oliver · Sun 04/01/2004 18:01:41

Man, you need to do some HEAVY work to get that money

Cuz you have 255 bucks and you need like 2000?

Crazy man

But if you have 4/5 months you might make it

Bob The Hun · Sun 04/01/2004 22:24:58

Do something really stupid and sue somebody for it.
For example, throw yourself in front of a bus, pretend to be injured, sue the bus company, and get millions!
God Bless America!

Robert Eric · Sun 04/01/2004 22:28:01

Go to Dunkin Donuts, order a coffee, pour it on yourself, then sue them. Or, sue Burger King and McDonalds for making you fat.

Simple · Mon 05/01/2004 00:08:22

Sue the doctors who delivered you for bringing you to life against your will. And then sue the Catholic church because their God trapped you in a man's body when you are obviously so pleasantly feminine. Then sue Andail for sending you to Yakutsk when you really wanted to go to Germany. Then you can sue me for all this bad advice.

LGM · Mon 05/01/2004 21:36:56

Done and Done.

Simple, you owe me eleventy billion dollars, as sentenced by Judge Judy in Kissmyass, USA

Squinky · Mon 05/01/2004 23:09:15

I have filed a class action against you LGM....for making us all suffer through the lamness of the word "Eleventy" Shame on you and your family for a trillion generations...

LGM · Tue 06/01/2004 03:03:35

What? It's a real word! Ask Bilbo!

Robert Eric · Tue 06/01/2004 03:20:08

Judge Judy sucks. You need Judge Mills Lane.

LGM · Tue 06/01/2004 03:49:20

Unfortunately he was working on a case with Yahtzee.

LGM · Sat 21/02/2004 23:21:38

New Donation button!

http://www.fbc-bettendorf.com/lgm/fund.htm

Fund has reached 600 dollars! w00t!

Whoda thunk we'd come this far?? I didn't

I'm also getting 500 in Scholarships, so I'm almost there.. But it wouldn't hurt to give me money.. eh eh?

:-p

Squinky · Sun 22/02/2004 00:30:50

You'll get no money from me, you snake oil peddlin' harlet!

* Squinky runs LGM out of town with a mob of angey villagers...

AGA · Sun 22/02/2004 01:25:13

A load of these, you mean?