google madass names!

[PsychicHeart]

you more than likely couldn't understand the topic title, so i'll explain it now.
This is so freaking amazing. I know this has been slightly brought up regarding CJ, but it's amazing some of the crap you can find on google about people with your name.
According to google, i am:
*Professional Hockey Player in Canada
*Big time computing mogul.
*A female cricket player
*A genealogist and....
* A navy seal.


yowza

[Mr Jake]

I can't. Every page about a Jake Hoggans on google is about me. This is a silly topic anyway, you really should stop posting them.

[auhsor]

Well apparently I'm a famous Cyclist. Other than that I'm pretty unknown.

[Bad Voo-doo man]

Lets see..

I own a fish market
I wrote the book "Echoes from the Sarcophagus"
I'm a not-so-good football player
I write articles for New York Magazine
And, I'm salmon fisher

..I never knew...I must be bi-polar or whatever it is lol 

[monkey0506]

I searched for a girl that I like once.Ã,  Turns out that she's a famous Canadian track star, and a Canadian Scholar that won some sort of a scholarship or something.

Turns out I'm Canadian too:

Michael RITTENHOUSE was born 10 Jan 1829 in Lincoln Co, Ontario.

And I'm over 100 years old o_0.Ã,  Ooh...This is fun!Ã,  I'm a convicted murderer!

The Greene County Grand Jury last Wednesday indicted local resident Michael Rittenhouse for aggravated murder

Strange that I don't remember looking like that though.Ã,  And, this one is wierd, I'm some guy who posted a game WIP called "The Tyrant of Monkey Island" at some website called Fangames.co.uk? o_0

I'm a varsity basketball player for Tottenville?

http://psal.org/psalsports/player/psal_playerprofile.asp?cid=232451484&csport=001

Egads!Ã,  According to the Trojan Wrestler (hmm...interesting name) website, I'm not graduating until 2015?Ã,  Eek!

http://parklandwrestling.org/show_wrestler.php?pk=249&year=2004

And what do you know...I was a part of the Stargate project!

http://66.102.7.104/search?q=cache:rtq1oFltbm0J:orrymain.raikiri.net/odyssey.htm

And I'm a licensed firearm wielding Muppets reciter for the Boy Scouts of America:

Michael Rittenhouse is licensed to carry a concealed firearm, so relax. His first acting job was to recount entire Muppet Shows for Boy Scout meetings. By day, Michael editorializes for the Dallas Morning News and Southwest Airlines.

And...I'm involved with Area 52?

http://www.area52hkh.net/aso/orrymain/ajack02.php

I lead too many lives.Ã,  No wonder I never have time to clean my room.Ã,  I'm too busy being over 100 years old, killing people aggravatedly, playing high school basketball, going to the third grade, making fangames based on 10+ year old computer game series, reciting the Muppets to Boy Scouts, traveling through the stars to other worlds, and trying to cover up the existance of extra terrestrial life.Ã,  Man,Ã,  I'm a busy guy.

[hedgefield]

According to Google I work at the Dutch Playboy site, and I participated in Dakar 2005. Ho-kaaay...

[Ali]

There's no one on google with my name. I guess it isn't madass enough. Or perhaps, too madass.

[Phoenix]

Well I am a rat catcher, scientist and producer in a R rated film and also I killed 3 people 

[HeirOfNorton]

Well, I'm the title character of a critically acclaimed novel,

An amateur .NET programmer (NO!!!!)

The VP of the Home Medical Equipment company

The creator of several Dungeons and Dragons modules

A reef diver

And a member of a small heay metal band. 

And here I thought I had a fairly uncommon name, heh.

HoN

[Rui 'Trovatore' Pires]

I'm me. Surprise, surprise.

[Totoro]

Seems like I am a nobody...
I am depressed now, thank you Fluke.  :'(

[Kweepa]

A marketing consultant (using www.stevemccrea.com - swine!).
An alternative fuel vehicles consultant (I think it's the same guy).
A virtual tourist guide (probably the same dude again - an ecologist in Florida).
A further education language teacher (surely not the same fella, but Florida again!).
A "gifted and talented" teacher with a Gold Star.
And, er, me.

[Ashen]

Co-Owner of a successful salon in Miami and, oddly, female.
(You think I'd have noticed one of them, at least)

And the sixth result I get is actually me, but posting in someone's Guestbook.

[Eggie]

5 pages...all about ME. As in the Alex Whitington who is right here right now.
God...It's like a graveyard of my past failures and humiliation...Enjoy reading through it.

[Mr Jake]

Same for me Eggie One of them is a love test someone in my class did for me and a lecturer ¬¬

[PsychicHeart]

according to google my sister is a professional baseball player. funny as she can barely catch a baseball

[LGM]

Nine pages, all about me.


10 more pages about LilGryphMaster (probably some repeats)

[Ubel]

I won't even care to try because I already know there is no one else named Aapeli Kutila in this universe. And if I tried Pablo it would of course give hundreds of pages about Pablo Francisco or Pablo Picasso. Actually this topic is in my opinion pretty pointless anyway.

[PsychicHeart]

heres to pointless threads.