Supportive, protective and delightful bras horrify fragile men

Started by Meowster, Sun 15/01/2006 01:43:42

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Meowster

Pravda reports:

QuoteOn average a man spends 27 seconds to take off a bra using his both hands. This is incredible but some men participating in an experiment spent 20 minutes taking off bras! An incident that occurred to a 27-year-old man suggested researchers the idea of conducting the experiment. The man broke his finger and got copulas seriously hurt when attempting to take a bra off his woman.

Apparently it resembled a mountain climbing accident.

JRock


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Meowster

Uh no, I was actually pointing out the stupidity of the article.

Tiki


Las Naranjas

The stupidity of using two hands. Very counter productive.
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big brother

Yea, the one handed finger snap is smooth. Except she might think you're a whore.
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Kinoko

Just rip it off over the top. Or leave it on. All very sexy options.

If the guy can't do it though, what woman is gonna wait THAT long for him? It's easier to take it off yourself. Solves everything.

MrColossal

What's this "using your fingers" business?

I just THINK them off...
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Las Naranjas

Or find a cartoonily busty woman who needs only to breathe heavily at the sight of your puny ashtmatic chest to allow her brassier to burst open, unleashing a flood of mammary tissue
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Helm

I admit of being guilty of having to fiddle (with one arm though) and even mumbling a curse or two because the stupid bra was antagonizing me but I stand here today a winner, so all is well...
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Miez

Right, that's it. We need bras with remotely controlled unlocking mechanisms. Preferably voice controlled. :)

HillBilly

Obviously bras need a self-destruction mechanism after ten minutes of fiddling.

mozza

Quote from: HillBilly on Sun 15/01/2006 11:53:44
Obviously bras need a self-destruction mechanism after ten minutes of fiddling.

...Ow!...

Becky


DoorKnobHandle

No, girls just shouldn't wear bras in the right situations... :=

2ma2

"Sorry dear, not tonight, I have my bra on.."

It'll give the partner headaches for sure..

Ishmael

Wannabe-MacGyvery has one advange in this matter... though that supposedly causes some extra expenses to the bra wearer...
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Ali

To my mind the whole business is exactly like trying to plug a SCART cable into the back of a TV without looking.

Well, not exaclty.

Matt Goble

Maybe those who have trouble should speak to this guy:

http://tinyurl.com/bfawf

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