MY INVENTIONS

[Nikolas]

So bad that uku showed up a little too late. If this thread was up around 29th of December by now Fluke would have a worthy contestant in the worst newbie/noob category...

[RickJ]

h rickyJ-you are :"igavene sitapea ja sitanikerdis, ennekõige haige AJUKÃ,,BUS, KES IGAST ASJAST SUURE NUMBRI TEEB!" .i think I'm gonna nominate you to there as biggest grammaticaster in universe.

Thanks man.  I have a big grammaticaster because I'm Itailian.   Oh, and btw, here is some of your competition.
Fire Breather

I can't read that shit. (Is there a Babelfish for this sort of thing?)

The way I read it he is saying that he speeds about 37 hous a week at school.  He goes to the gym to do something with his sister a few hours a week.  He never claimed to be a professionall he is just pretending to be one.

Rick - nice ^_^ *high five!*

*** Rick winks right eye, gives high five, and in an Autin Powers voice says "Yeah baby!" 

RickJ and m0ds: You are pedantic

SSH I don't know what pendantic means but if it means that we have big grammaticasters to shag the chics with, then I'm all for it. 

[Tuomas]

I Ã, figured it'd be nice if I helped a bit

Let's start with basics. After every dot "." comes a capital. LEt''s have an example: "I know. This is why I always do it so." Now note that I left some space between the dot and the capital letter. This is used to make reading it easier.
It is also a must to use a capital I when talking about yourself.

Then let's study some vocabulary, because, man I should know it, there's always mroe and more funnny words for us to learn

Ã,  1. A Person is people in plural. so you must say people are, not persons are and certainly not peoples are. That is unless they are defined as certain independent gruops of people. Still I wouldn' say that because it isn't right.
Ã,  2. theoretically, not theoretycly.
Ã,  3. in a word like write, that end with e. as in smile, drive and such, the "continuance form" -ing is written without the e as in writing, driving. smiling....etc.
Ã,  4. Note that it helps the readers if you spellcheck what you have written. Take example: you wrote qestion. Now I reckon even a Spanish midget with lazy eyes would write that after studying 4 years and as you know, let's place there question instead.
Ã,  5. basic grammar. I am, you are, he/she is. We are, You are, They are. basically 6 rules to remember, and by tie you don't have to remember, they're in your spine
Ã,  6. Simple rule on the past form. If the senctence already hold the word did, it indicates that the sentence is in past form and thus no other past form is neede nor allowed. Example: "Did I sayed" is wrong... insted: "did I say". Anyway, sayed is wrong too, when the verb ends with a Y, there's no -yed in the past form. Try said instead.
Ã,  7. I assume, that with this sentence: "donyt make oviousy fool conclusions." you meant: "Don't make conclusions that are obviously foolish." A bit off spellchecking here, and the sentence would be readable, am I not right?
Ã,  8. few correct spellings:
Ã,  Ã,  Ã, -Supporter, not suporter. You support, not suport.
Ã,  Ã,  Ã, -Manager, not magnager, or at least I've never heard anyone magnage anything.
Ã,  Ã,  Ã, -it's actually, not actualy... to the word actual, you add the -ly.
Ã,  Ã,  Ã, -it's Gymnasium... and that's the same as gym afaik.
Ã,  Ã,  Ã, -amount, not amout... spellcheck spellcheck, shiss-_-
Ã,  Ã,  Ã, -and it's profassional, not proffesional. Yo uunderstand how rediculous it sound when you claim your almost proffesional and can't even write it correctly
Ã,  Ã,  Ã, -samll? Please man, are you even trying to write correctly?
Ã,  9. You wrote protsent. I don't know what it is in Estonian, but in English it's percentage... and in THE world.

The rest, I don't even bother to translate. But I'll try that Estonian sentence for fun. Well, the CAPS part of it means something like , who makes a big number of ... Igast... thing... as in asjast must be "thing with a preposition, as in a big number of something. Shit, I've never even read any Estonian, but it's so like Finnish

Yay now, keep it up and coming

[Nikolas]

Well, paragraphs would be a nice addition to his post...

[Ubel]

Tuomas, have you thought about having a career as a teacher?

Fake edit: What an unbelievably useless post I just made. I'll try to correct this problem by saying:

Uku, you should not spend your time making flamethrowers and any other dangerous things at this age. I never did stuff like that. That's a good enough excuse for not doing so yourself. You should do something more safe, fun and useful instead! Like play Hamster Island.


« Last Fake Edit: 09.02.2006, 15:40 by Pablo »

[vict0r]

Thank you Tuomas... Thank you...

And:

      -and it's profassional, not proffesional. Yo uunderstand how rediculous it sound when you claim your almost proffesional and can't even write it correctly

And can't even write anything right.

Aaand: Tuomas... Its professional. Not profassional

[Tuomas]

HAHA It was becaue my father was annoying me at that moment :

anyways, Pablo, I never will, they earn so little. And I've never even studied English grammar, you should know, you have my books and they're empty. Hardly a teacher who doesn't know what the sections are called.

But thanks to you both, at least someone read it after all the work I put init.

[Uku]

i know,my grammar aint the best."lets pick on him" you guys have newer been noobs right? You born with IQ 140 and you finished univesity when you were 4 years old. And when you saw AGS you had all knowlege programmed in your memory that you carry around with your rucksack.-NO?!-I'm dissapointed.
lets do so you transelate following from  estonian to english, then you may pick on me and my grammar:
"Kass kargas siga hüppas. Kes loeb on loll(-kes ei ole)"
ricki(whatever)-where did i wrote GYM?!

ARE YOU GUYS  R E T A R D E D !!!!(oh Rickj-hardstyle is mentalvomit(m-e-n-t-a-l--v-o-m-i-t),-so are you)

can anyone delete this topic so el-retardos(rickj,tuomas,vict0r,pablo,nicolas,kinoko,farlander,m0ds,domino-note lowcapital letters in their names)will stop lowering other peapoles IQ!

[vict0r]

No, i dont know what that means, but could you possibly translate "Haha! Uku kan ikke engelsk og jeg kan vedde på at han ikke skjønner en dritt av hva jeg sier "? I didnt think so. There is absolutely no reason for me to know estonian, and no reason for you to know norwegian. But there is a reason for you to know english, if you want to make it in the great wide world! Know why? Because its an international language! Not all people from this forum are english, but it is an upside to speak english.

[Tuomas]

No actually I was born with IQ over 140, mind you Though I'm still not in Uni.

About the sentence, I have no idea, but I'd say, that something run away, a pig jumped? Kass... not a sack of somekind? No that's not it.
Kes loeb on loll... Kebab is lol... Ã,  Te first sentence is that one should never buy a pig (?) in a sack... oder auf Duetsch, kein Katze I'm Sack kaufen.... the second... something about love, right? who's love is ... who's isn't or something like that:P
Well, I don't really know, tell me if I'm close, I'm only 15 and have only learned Estonian for 4 years....

Nah, I'm kidding here man, except for the first, you're cool, tell me if I'm close, okay? yay.

Vict0r, Det var inte så skönt vad du sade. Tyvärr kan jag inte Norska, men du kan fatta den här åckso, tänker jag.

[MrColossal]

Alright everyone, we can all calm down a little, please? We can all be friends here!

[Becky]

The language spoken on these forums is English, so that we are all able to understand each other.  It's not nitpicking about grammar or spelling, other users on this forum are just unable to understand you and I don't think calling them "mentalvomit" is a mature way to react at all.

[Uku]

ok i will controll my self better from now.

[Ubel]

Alright everyone, we can all calm down a little, please? We can all be friends here!

Friends? But... He called me retarded. I think...

[MrColossal]

Well, maybe you are? Ever stop to think about that?

It might be hard to come to terms with but it's something we might have to have a dialog about...

[Tuomas]

I agree, so I appologise on my behalf for letting all these words come out of my fingers,Ã,  they were in good will anyway. I say we keep the arguing and retarding where it belongs, the #AGS that is

[Uku]

Alright everyone, we can all calm down a little, please? We can all be friends here!

Friends? But... He called me retarded. I think...

wel i can proudly say that every one is a genius to(in her/his own specialaty.).-i know my grammar aint the best.

[Ubel]

Well, maybe you are? Ever stop to think about that?

Aw, you're so mean, Eric.

...anyways. Don't take me too seriously, Uku. I didn't really get offended. Carry on.

[MrColossal]

My meaness is directly proportional to your retardedness, so if you just stopped having extreme frontal lobe damage I'd probably start petting kittens and stop gluing them to car tires... It's the balance of life!

Also, WINK!

[vict0r]

...I'd probably start petting kittens and stop gluing them to car tires...

Dont give Uku any ideas!