Strategic measures and lying to yourself

[Mr Flibble]

Nobody wants to be Jonny Smallcock, even if for no reason other than we as a society have attached value to the concept of large genitals. It doesn't even matter if it's true or false that size is satisfying and attractive.

"Why is it that a woman always thinks that the most savage thing she can say to a man is to impugn his cocksmanship? I gave up comparing genitals back in the schoolyard."

[Jared]

I only ever measured my member to get a mental reference pint for when these discussions are brought up... always by females, inevitably. Wait... there were two alpha male guys in high school who did a bit. One of them was recently hospitalised after the boyfriend of a girl he slept with beat the crap out of him in front of the local shop.

...is there a moral to that story? Probably not.

[SSH]

Being married has it's ups then! My wife tells me that my dick is the hugest she's ever seen! 

Spoiler

That's what she tells all the guys...

[close]

j/k!

[Babar]

MY BEARD HAIR IS THE CURLIEST EVER! It curls at +360º on average!
YEAH! That makes me manly!


...on a serious note, yeah, having it big is not all good times. People always seem to stare (which is why I´ve taken to pissing in stalls instead of urinals), they always comment about it, and you usually have to end up rounding down to avoid embarrasment.

At least there is a place on the internet where I can air my troubles (metaphorically )
http://www.lpsg.org

[LimpingFish]

MY BEARD HAIR IS THE CURLIEST EVER! It curls at +360º on average!
YEAH! That makes me manly!

What about chest hair? I've taken to combing mine with a wire brush, after massaging nourishing avocado extract into the roots.

I'm thinking about growing it long enough to curl up and reach my beard so I can weave both masses into one giant hair shield.