A story about a girl. (sorry if this isn't exactly general discussion)

[Snake]

Sorry to hear that. A black man once told me (seriously) "No matter how much you love her, she'll always be a bitch."

A black man once shouted at me whilst kicking the door open, "WHERE ALL THE BEER AT?!1!"

The above is a true story.

[Erenoth02]

  yep shes nuts, lol...  so after classes I worked out for 3 hours at the gym, and then I hit up starbucks, as i was leaving someone called my name I didn't recognize her at first it appears she died her hair, I was pumped up from exercising, so when she asked if I had been I told her all about it.

She was very civil and... friendly, she said I looked really good and then zack came and sat down next to her she finished talking and then slightly rudely said goodbye hinting that she wanted me to leave but as I left she said, maybe ill see you later? I did not respond.

but it appears shes forgotten about the whole thing....

[RickJ]

I once said "Women are like beer - you have to enjoy it while it lasts and after that you just have to go to the bar to get another one."

It's a sure bet she stopped calling every night because she met (copulated with) someone else.   She is being nice now because the other guy doesn't see any point in talking on the phone when no booty is to be had and so told her to piss off, IMHO.

[Snake]

I once said "Women are like beer - you have to enjoy it while it lasts and after that you just have to go to the bar to get another one."

Nice one, Rick! But at least beer is a lot less expensive, whereas, you can buy thirty of them and keep them in the fridge. Storing women in the fridge is probably frowned upon.

[Radiant]

Nice one, Rick! But at least beer is a lot less expensive, whereas, you can buy thirty of them and keep them in the fridge. Storing women in the fridge is probably frowned upon.

And beer doesn't mind if you're also drinking a different brand 

[Anian]

Nice one, Rick! But at least beer is a lot less expensive, whereas, you can buy thirty of them and keep them in the fridge. Storing women in the fridge is probably frowned upon.

They probably wouldn't mind if you told them it'd keep them looking youger for a longer time.

[RickJ]

Nice one, Rick! But at least beer is a lot less expensive, ...

Depends on your taste.  I prefer expensive beer and cheap women...

[Calin Leafshade]

You guys are *terrible*.

Stop with the "most women are like this" bullshit.

Replace the word "women" in some of your posts with "black people" and see how they look.

[Crimson Wizard]

Replace the word "women" in some of your posts with "black people" and see how they look.

Storing black people in the fridge is probably frowned upon.

Ummmm....



yeah, I see what you mean.

[Babar]

I prefer cheap black people too....I mean, no matter what you pay, they're probably going to last just as long....

[LimpingFish]

Women are great. They're warm. Their hair smells nice. I have no idea what they're thinking, which is awesome. What's not to like?

Huzzah for women! \o/

[Stupot]

A pint of beer doesn't follow you around for weeks after you drink it.

[InCreator]

You guys are *terrible*.

Stop with the "most women are like this" bullshit.

Replace the word "women" in some of your posts with "black people" and see how they look.

BAWWW
A white knight appears!

> Attack   > Flee
> Cast      > Inventory

[Radiant]

BAWWW
A white knight appears!

> Attack   > Flee
> Cast      > Inventory

> Cast

[InCreator]

> Cast >grow >balls

White knight now has balls.
White knight has vanished.
Party gains over 999 xp.

[Al_Ninio]

Really?
REALLY?

When did the forums become... *this*?

[ddq]

You mean filled almost exclusively with white males? I'm guessing since the Internet started.

[ThreeOhFour]

I AGREE!

(with LimpingFish ^___^ )

[Ali]

Well, Nobel Prize winning author VS Naipaul has weighed in to this debate, and his expansive Nobel Prize winning brain has determined that women are limited by their "sentimentality, the narrow view of the world". So that settles that once and for all, I guess.

Although now I think about it... I've never heard of VS Naipaul, but I have heard of Jane Austen, Emily Bronte, George Eliot, Mary Shelly and Virginia Wolf. And they seem a lot less like bigoted attention seekers.

[Calin Leafshade]

> Cast >grow >balls

White knight now has balls.
White knight has vanished.
Party gains over 999 xp.

Yes, because *REAL MEN* are assholes.

*INCREATOR SMASH*

To assume that anyone who defends women's rights is some how 'white knighting' is *even more* insulting that the stereotypical bullshit you were espousing earlier.