Let's do some insult swordfighting!

[Stee]

> You are like ZERO "0". No matter how much I help you, yet you remain the same.

You hear that one from your mother? I guess she's to blame!

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Your insults stink as bad as your breath

[miguel]

Yeah, Stupot! We are totally desapointed, man!

And now I've ruined the flow of this thread!
Shame on you Stupot!

[Stupot]

Jesus, today must be 'Shut Stu down at every turn and make him feel like a cunt' day 

Anyway...

Your insults stink as bad as your breath

That smell is toothpaste. Try it some time.

[Edit: Whoops, thanks Nicky. Sorry for the emo outburst ]

[NickyNyce]

You need to continue the fight, Stupot+.

EDIT: Poor guy is having a rough day, I'll continue it.

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Your Mom is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her.

[monkey424]

Your Mom is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her.

So you're the pervert who's been taking photos of her twat and posting on hornymums.com!!? Shame on you sir!

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Did your mother drop you on your head when you were young?

[SinSin]

The clamydia you got from birth is playing with your sight again.

You swing that sword like a girls skipping rope!

[CaptainD]

You swing that sword like a girls skipping rope!

You should know - you were in the Girl Guides!

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I've met narwhals more attractive than you...

[Retro Wolf]

I've met narwhals more attractive than you...

Yeh I suppose your last girlfriend was quite hot... for a whale.

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I've had more sport, from a ten dollar hooker!

[NickyNyce]

I've had more sport, from a ten dollar hooker!

I'm surprised your Sister even charged you.

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Your teeth are so yellow, your tonsils have to wear sunglasses.

[Ghost]

That's GOLD from my treasure, my friend, but clearly you never saw any!

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I drink a thousand shipwrecks!

[Renodox]

Truly MANLY pirates drink GROG!

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I feel sorry for your brain, all small and alone in that big fat head of yours!

[miguel]

I feel sorry for your brain, all small and alone in that big fat head of yours!

You, above all, shouldn't talk about fat, at least I can see my sausage!

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Your moves are as thrilling as watching Driving Miss Daisy on slow motion!

[Stupot]

Your moves are as thrilling as watching Driving Miss Daisy on slow motion!

I was driving Miss Daisy all night long... were YOU?

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The last time you scored was in a game of tiddlywinks.

[miguel]

The last time you scored was in a game of tiddlywinks.

Oh, Yeah?

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Is that foam in your mouth or do you really shave your tongue?

[Eric]

Is that chocolate in your mouth or do you really eat your dung?

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I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

[Adeel]

I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

    Am I really on fire? Or are you burning from jealousy?

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Is that a bone protruding out of your head? Or are you just a bonehead? 

[monkey424]

I can't think of anything.. I'm off to bed now.. I'm sure Miguel will come up with something involving a 'boner'

[Stupot]

It's a trophy from the last nincompoop I pwned.

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How did you get rid of the splinters in your arse after using your pegleg as a dildo.

[Adeel]

I can't think of anything.. I'm off to bed now.. I'm sure Miguel will come up with something involving a 'boner'

    [He's too busy discussing religion now.]

[miguel]

Hehehehehe!
That sums me up, alright! A boner or Religion...

Interesting...In a bad way!