Let's do some insult swordfighting!

san.daniele · Tue 25/06/2013 14:31:23

Quote from: Stupot+ on Tue 25/06/2013 13:27:17
How did you get rid of the splinters in your arse after using your pegleg as a dildo.

Me? You should take a closer look at peoples faces when watching those streams on pirateasses.com

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I wouldn't hire you as crewman if we were the only men alive.

Eric · Tue 25/06/2013 18:43:27

I wouldn't want to be on your crew anyway. I've seen how bad you drive!

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Your cowardice has no peer, in fear you are supreme!

Stupot · Tue 25/06/2013 18:59:34

Cowardice? I was merely running to buy you some piles cream.

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You're so thick, you thought the Gulf War was a another name for the Ryder Cup

Renodox · Wed 26/06/2013 08:24:15

Of course! For me, everything is a good swing!

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Eek, Ack, Chee!

CaptainD · Thu 27/06/2013 11:18:03

Quote from: Renodox on Wed 26/06/2013 08:24:15
Eek, Ack, Chee!

So now you talk like a monkey as well as look and fight like one!

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If your muscles were as strong as your odour, you would be a fearsome opponent indeed!

monkey424 · Thu 27/06/2013 12:26:29

As far whiffiness goes.. you take the lead.

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I fart in your general direction.

Retro Wolf · Thu 27/06/2013 12:30:17

Quote from: monkey424 on Thu 27/06/2013 12:26:29
I fart in your general direction.

I wondered what that brown stain was...

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My fighting prowess is famous throughout the land!

miguel · Thu 27/06/2013 12:38:34

QuoteMy fighting prowess is famous throughout the land!

But you should know that Neverland is just a fable!

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Even clowns get scared by your ridiculous moves!

san.daniele · Thu 27/06/2013 12:44:33

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Even clowns get scared by your ridiculous moves!

(i actually take that as a compliment. but here's the real answer:)
you should know, you look like one.

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fighting you is an easy way to improve my winning stats.

Adeel · Thu 27/06/2013 13:16:52

Quote from: san.daniele on Thu 27/06/2013 12:44:33
fighting you is an easy way to improve my winning stats.

You should clarify that its actually your losing status

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My anger is feared through out the whole world.

Retro Wolf · Thu 27/06/2013 14:38:05

Quote from: Adeel S. Ahmed on Thu 27/06/2013 13:16:52
My anger is feared through out the whole world.

What you mistake for fear is actually embarrassment!

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Your life I shall extinguish, as easy as a birthday candle!

Stupot · Thu 27/06/2013 16:04:32

And I shall put you out like a fag on the bottom of my sandal
(not intended to sound homophobic)

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You've got more STDs than a phone book.

Retro Wolf · Thu 27/06/2013 18:14:47

Quote from: Stupot+ on Thu 27/06/2013 16:04:32
You've got more STDs than a phone book.

I caught them from your sister!

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Before the end... you will beg me to stop!

CaptainD · Thu 27/06/2013 18:19:12

Quote from: Oldschool_Wolf on Thu 27/06/2013 18:14:47
Before the end... you will beg me to stop!

What, you mean you're going to sing?

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There are no words for the cowardice you have shown!

Retro Wolf · Thu 27/06/2013 18:32:51

Quote from: CaptainD on Thu 27/06/2013 18:19:12
There are no words for the cowardice you have shown!

Buy a dictionary!

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My niece has more fighting skill!

Ryan Timothy B · Thu 27/06/2013 18:41:26

Quote from: Oldschool_Wolf on Thu 27/06/2013 18:32:51
My niece has more fighting skill!

I know, she taught you everything you know.

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Your mother wears army boots!

Retro Wolf · Thu 27/06/2013 18:53:45

Quote from: Ryan Timothy on Thu 27/06/2013 18:41:26
Your mother wears army boots!

I'm not going to mention what YOUR mother's been wearing on that street corner!

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I'll deal your death, with a master stroke!

san.daniele · Thu 27/06/2013 18:55:46

Quote from: Oldschool_Wolf on Thu 27/06/2013 18:53:45
I'll deal your death, with a master stroke!

There's a better chance I die by heart stroke.

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Did you ever consult a doctor about those nervous hand ticks or is this really your fighting style?

Retro Wolf · Thu 27/06/2013 18:57:59

Quote from: san.daniele on Thu 27/06/2013 18:55:46
Did you ever consult a doctor about those nervous hand ticks or is this really your fighting style?

I've been diagnosed with Parkinsons....yeh I bet you feel like shit right now.

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I can hear your mother calling your name!

Eric · Thu 27/06/2013 19:29:55

I can hear your mother calling my name, if you know what I mean, wink-wink, nudge-nudge.

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You'll need a handkerchief to dry your tears, and a band-aid for the pain.