Let's do some insult swordfighting!

[CaptainD]

You'll need a handkerchief to dry your tears, and a band-aid for the pain.

Interesting... I use analgaesics for pain, not plasters!

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You have more warts then a warthog that hogs its warts...

[Retro Wolf]

You have more warts then a warthog that hogs its warts...

Hm? Sorry... I thought you where talking about your penis again!

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My weapon has an itch, that only your death can scratch!

[Chicky]

My weapon has an itch, that only your death can scratch!

My weapon has a fuse! Here, catch.

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You call that a ship? I've seen bigger Barnacles!

[Babar]

Then maybe you should take better care of your skin.

I'm not feeling very creative right now, so...
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard"

[san.daniele]

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard"

Be glad you don't have to listen to the things you're saying.

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The guys on the AGS Forum have better insults than you.

[Adeel]

The guys on the AGS Forum have better insults than you.

That's why you get insulted much often. [I hope you don't mind it.]

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Even Tweety fights Sylvester much better than you.

[san.daniele]

[I hope you don't mind it.]

(on the contrary, I basically asked for it )

Even Tweety fights Sylvester much better than you.

Did you learn your moves watching the children's channel. That explains a lot.

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Not even Neymar could fake being hit by your sword.

[Adeel]

Not even Neymar could fake being hit by your sword.

Forget Neymar. Even Chuck Norris fears my fake sword.

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Is that a shield? Or you are carrying just a trashcan's lid?

[miguel]

Is that a shield? Or you are carrying just a trashcan's lid?

Is that a baby you're carrying? Or you're just fat?

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Even Bambi throws better insults than you!

[Stupot]

I wouldn't know. Disney is for pussies.

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You're the worst paid rent-boy in all the seven seas.

[miguel]

You're the worst paid rent-boy in all the seven seas.

Your sister was cheap! Still I did her!

Spoiler

sorry Stu, I say the most hideous things while swordfighting

[close]

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Madre Theresa would kick your ass in a minute...blindfolded!

[Stupot]

I had a feeling she liked a bit of S&M

Spoiler

I'm probably going to Hell anyway

[close]

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Your sword is so blunt, it's sponsored by the Andrex puppy.

[Retro Wolf]

Your sword is so blunt, it's sponsored by the Andrex puppy.

Funny, when I look at your hair... I think of the Dulux dog!

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When I'm done with you, there will be nothing to bury!

[Renodox]

That's because we'll both be dust before you even get a hit!

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I was frozen today!

[Adeel]

I was frozen today!

You need to get out of the cave in which you are hiding because of fear.

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Shame on you! Kids with toys are far more dangerous than you!

[Stee]

Shame on you! Kids with toys are far more dangerous than you!

Listen boy, you need to stop waving that dildo around like a feather duster

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My swordmastery is known across the seven seas

[monkey424]

My swordmastery is known across the seven seas

Aye, your comedy act is well known. Folk laugh til they cry and fall to their knees.

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Cake or death?

[Retro Wolf]

Cake or death?

From the size of your waist, I'd suspect you ate it all...

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I shall execute your demise like an artist creates a masterpiece!

[miguel]

I shall execute your demise like an artist creates a masterpiece!

The only artistic thing in you is the way you cry like Madame Buterfly!

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People will remember you as the town idiot!

[Retro Wolf]

People will remember you as the town idiot!

And what will they remember you for? Worst dressed?!

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I shall rip out your heart, and feed it to my hounds!