Let's do some insult swordfighting!

Adeel · Sun 30/06/2013 21:35:25

Quote from: Oldschool_Wolf on Sun 30/06/2013 17:35:31
I shall rip out your heart, and feed it to my hounds!

That explains pretty much - why you keep barking. [I hope you didn't mind it]

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I'd still shoot you in the head even if you are the last person on Earth.

san.daniele · Sun 30/06/2013 23:20:02

Quote from: Adeel S. Ahmed on Sun 30/06/2013 21:35:25

I'd still shoot you in the head even if you are the last person on Earth.

Don't worry. I'll shoot myself if you were the only person to talk to.

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My only worry is my blade getting scuffed in this fight.

Renodox · Mon 01/07/2013 20:43:39

No chance of that! You're too cowardly to remove it from its sheath!

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Your labium orises are so immense an Ornithorhynchus Anatinus would be astonished!

Surplusguy · Tue 02/07/2013 01:02:46

At least my Gluteus Maximus doesn't resemble that of a Papio Cynocephalus!

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I am above fighting such a coward as you!

monkey424 · Tue 02/07/2013 10:03:18

QuoteI am above fighting such a coward as you!

Look out! Aww.. Too late. You just trod in dog poo!

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Your theatrical moves belong in a Gilbert and Sullivan play!

miguel · Tue 02/07/2013 10:22:36

QuoteYour theatrical moves belong in a Gilbert and Sullivan play!

Yet you fail to beat me every time we clash swords!

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Why don't you start praying, since you're already on your knees?

Eric · Tue 02/07/2013 13:23:19

I just didn't want to put you at an unfair disadvantage, shorty.

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They invented negative numbers to keep up with your IQ!

miguel · Tue 02/07/2013 15:14:30

QuoteThey invented negative numbers to keep up with your IQ!

Yeah, but did they have to invent spandex so that you look that gay?

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Where you bought that hat, did they have the male version?

Adeel · Tue 02/07/2013 16:24:20

Quote from: miguel on Tue 02/07/2013 15:14:30
Where you bought that hat, did they have the male version?

Check out yours - so feminine that it would even make ladies sick!

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I am surrounded by you idiots! Such idiots you are: The longer I stay, the more idiotic I become.

Retro Wolf · Tue 02/07/2013 19:03:45

Quote from: Adeel S. Ahmed on Tue 02/07/2013 16:24:20
I am surrounded by you idiots! Such idiots you are: The longer I stay, the more idiotic I become.

We're just acting like that to get rid of you!

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The man who taught you to fight, must have been a bumbling buffoon!

Renodox · Thu 04/07/2013 01:51:39

And yet he was still better than you!

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I've seen better mugs on a bush pig!

Retro Wolf · Fri 05/07/2013 09:10:03

Why would a pig drink coffee?

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Your friends and family will reward me for your demise!

Khris · Fri 05/07/2013 10:48:13

They'll just cut out your tongue, should you tell them these lies.

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Your prancing reminds me of a monkey with scurvy!

miguel · Fri 05/07/2013 11:11:08

QuoteYour prancing reminds me of a monkey with scurvy!

Don't you talk to your dentist like that! Arrrrrh!

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Do you honestly think your tap-dancing will win you any fight?

Retro Wolf · Sun 07/07/2013 14:57:12

I'll have you know I'm top of the class at dancing school!

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I'll type another post, lest this thread fall into the depths of obscurity!

miguel · Sun 07/07/2013 16:40:08

Obscurity: where your name will end! ARrhhhh!

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I've been in fights where my opponents actually fought!

Renodox · Sun 07/07/2013 21:22:36

And you lost each of them!

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You're so boring you can't entertain a doubt!

Retro Wolf · Sun 07/07/2013 21:29:57

The only thing in "doubt" here is your fighting ability!

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To make it fair.... I'll tie one hand behind my back!

DBoyWheeler · Sun 07/07/2013 21:40:11

Quote from: Oldschool_Wolf on Sun 07/07/2013 21:29:57
To make it fair.... I'll tie one hand behind my back!

Too bad it was your good hand that you tied.
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I've seen better fighting style in a small hedgehog!

Crimson Wizard · Sun 07/07/2013 21:57:06

Quote from: DBoyWheeler on Sun 07/07/2013 21:40:11
Quote from: Oldschool_Wolf on Sun 07/07/2013 21:29:57
To make it fair.... I'll tie one hand behind my back!
Too bad it was your good hand that you tied.

How's this possibly a counter-insult? If he tied his good hand, this only means he is confident that he'll defeat you with his bad hand.