Let's do some insult swordfighting!

monkey424 · Mon 08/07/2013 13:29:08

QuoteHow's
QuoteToo bad it was your good hand that you tied.
possibly a counter-insult?

Implies the idiot tied the wrong hand because he's an idiot!

Ahem..

QuoteI've seen better fighting style in a small hedgehog!

You've been playing too much Sonic the Hedgehog.

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I've seen better fighting style from a pudgy Italian plumber!

CaptainD · Mon 08/07/2013 13:50:09

Quote from: monkey424 on Mon 08/07/2013 13:29:08
I've seen better fighting style from a pudgy Italian plumber!

You've been eating those mushrooms again, haven't you?

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I've known fossils that were livelier than you...

Renodox · Mon 08/07/2013 20:57:56

And how ARE your peers at the retirement home?

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The last one who thought you were a big guy was just a fetus!

miguel · Tue 09/07/2013 11:33:19

QuoteThe last one who thought you were a big guy was just a fetus!

Your wife thought the same, she kept calling it "Big Guy"!

Spoiler

please forgive me

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You are the son and the heir of generations of cowards!

Khris · Tue 09/07/2013 12:43:41

And your ancestors were too afraid to ever leave the orchards.

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Did you break your nose when your mother dropped you?

Edit: how do you break your nose if you don't have one...?

Adeel · Tue 09/07/2013 13:31:02

Quote from: Khris on Tue 09/07/2013 12:43:41
Did you break your nose when your mother dropped you?

We thought you were the one with no nose. Look at your avatar.

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Even Voldemort was more hilarious than combined all of you!

Stupot · Tue 09/07/2013 23:00:25

Quote from: Adeel
Even Voldemort was more hilarious than combined all of you!

Well, you are more of a Weasel than the weasley brothers.

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My smartphone is more expensive than your smartphone :p

Monsieur OUXX · Tue 09/07/2013 23:36:05

Quote from: Stupot+ on Tue 09/07/2013 23:00:25
My smartphone is more expensive than your smartphone :p

I'd beat you even at angry birds!

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How do you expect to stick your sword into my heart with that lazy eye?

Babar · Wed 10/07/2013 00:39:26

Even with a good eye, it'd be impossible to find that shrivelled thing!

You should surrender now, while your pants are still unsoiled!

miguel · Wed 10/07/2013 01:09:07

QuoteYou should surrender now, while your pants are still unsoiled!

But I wear spandex, body fluids aren't a problem!

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Now I'm sure why your mother hid all the mirrors in your house!

Retro Wolf · Wed 10/07/2013 13:47:28

That and the silverware! You common thief!

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Which would you rather keep? Your right hand... or your left?

Stupot · Wed 10/07/2013 14:17:34

Is that a threat? Or are you flirting with me?

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you've got less imagination than a... a particularly unimaginitive person.

Retro Wolf · Wed 10/07/2013 14:24:31

No imagination?! I was planning to kill you with your own genitals!

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I'll peel off your skin, and steal your identity!

miguel · Wed 10/07/2013 15:19:36

QuoteI'll peel off your skin, and steal your identity!

I'll wear pink spandex suits, and steal your identity!

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You couldn't even make it in the Paralympics!

Retro Wolf · Wed 10/07/2013 18:41:23

They wouldn't let me in.....

.... but after I'm done with you.... you'll be able to enter next year!

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This quiche you've made is the worst I've ever tasted!

kaput · Wed 10/07/2013 18:47:47

That's not quiche... That's the vomit I threw up from looking at your face!

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You wouldn't know intelligence if it came around to your house for dinner wearing a name tag, whispered it's name in your ear and smacked you across the face with an IQ test!

Monsieur OUXX · Wed 10/07/2013 19:57:06

<off contest>
There have been 2 insults about spandex in a row... Is that an OceanSpirit insults contest?
</off contest>

Quote from: Sunny Penguin on Wed 10/07/2013 18:47:47
You wouldn't know intelligence if it came around to your house for dinner wearing a name tag, whispered it's name in your ear and smacked you across the face with an IQ test!

At least I know when to use properly "it's" and "its"!

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You're like a T-Rex trying to reach for its sword!

kaput · Wed 10/07/2013 20:07:37

QuoteAt least I know when to use properly "it's" and "its"!

Spoiler

yay someone got it.

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Retro Wolf · Wed 10/07/2013 20:34:21

You're like a T-Rex trying to reach for its sword!
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Kind of like you trying to find your penis!

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Remember your girlfriend? Or should I say ....MY new girlfriend!

Renodox · Wed 10/07/2013 21:56:55

Still dating your old lady, eh boy?

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Remember me? When I killed your brother! I talked just like THISSSSS!