welcome to the kindergarten forum

[petaglair]

i recently discovered that the famous trapezoid is only 14 years old for about 3 years.
My mentor Las naranjas according to the pics i saw wouldn't be more than 8 or 9 yo.
What's next...Will you tell me that Chris jones is too young to reach the keyboard and that his mother created AGS??!!
Nobody seems to realise there is something wrong on this forum...Wake up people if we don't do anything this cursed forum will turn evryone of us into spermatozoids


Pétaglair

[Nacho]

Well... I have understood that Chris is surprisingly young, 24  (younger than me) which seems difficult to imagine seeing what he has build from nothing (Teh AGS empire, ta-Chan!)

On the other hand... What is the problem whit young people? If their posts are mature and they give good oppinions and make good games, there´s no matter for me.

I suppose you were kidding seeming so worried about the age of the AGSers...

[MillsJROSS]

I can assure you that Las Naranjas isn't 8 or 9. I just gave birth to him only a couple of years ago, he can't be more than 3 or 4. (Actually he is 17 or 18). And what does it matter the age of the community here. Trapazoid, from my take on him, has shown himself to be a very mature 14. As long as the people who are young don't act their age, I'm fine with them.

But we went through the spermatozoids years ago. That's before Chris was Castrated, Cursed not to have children he had only one thing left to do. Create an Adventure Game editor.

-MillsJROSS

[petaglair]

I have a theory about that burning issue

See it is well know that playing videogames prevent the brain from evolving and the muscles from developping resulting in the fact that players stop growing up....


Now imagine a program that allow people to CREATE a videogame...
I know you are in your way to understand what i mean...
If playing stops your development maybe...mmaybe creating a video game would make you develop
BACKWARDS!!!!!! :o

I wasn't on this forum for months so that could explain why i'm still an adult now


scary!
Pétaglair

[Nacho]

The games would probably prevent the muscles evolving... But I do 20,000kms each year pedaling, that could work as an antidoth?

BTW, congratulations for your puberty.

Edit: Eeer... I am not trying to be rude, but...Do you think that telling that you are now a man and we all are inmature guys for being in the AGS community is a good way to say, "Hello, I´m back!"?

[petaglair]

The games would probably prevent the muscles evolving... But I do 20,000kms each year pedaling, that could work as an antidoth?

BTW, congratulations for your puberty.

No that won't work as an antidote...but maybe you could try pedaling 40 000 kms backwards to reverse this fatal process.

MMMmm strange i feel like playing some lego...i didn't have this feeling for years...

[Paranoia]

well i'm old so i'm kinda hoping what petaglair is sayin is true! as long as its not some crazy rewind coz theres loads of crap i don't wanna see again!  

Paranoia

[petaglair]

Bad news very young fellows!!

I just discover that Millsjross is a male
When i was on the forum some months ago i was pretty sure he was a girl

So maybe the forum doesn't only turn adults into babies but also turns girls into males


what's next god, what's next?

frightening

[Pumaman]

Hehe as Farlander says, it's not age that's important, but maturity.

Having said that, I was intruiged to find out what the average age on this forum is. So, I did a query on the database and graphed it in excel:



This is based off the 300 people who have entered an age in their profile (and removing the stupid entries like people pretending to be 200).

So, this should be quite a representative sample of the forum as a whole, assuming that most people told the truth about their age in their profile.

[petaglair]

this graphic looks like a kiddy drawing


CJ what if if people pretending to be 200 weren't pretending and really were 200?

That would mean that some people are on this forum for more than maybe a CENTURY!!! :o

Long before the ags editor has even be released
maybe they are 200 year olded babies

aaaaaaAAAAAAA i'm totally scared now
what kind of community did I join?

[LGM]

Oh can-it..

You're being ridiculously stupid now

[Matt Brown]

I concur. almost...as if you were in kidnergarden or something.

sorry, couldn't resist.

[Paranoia]

just out of interest who is the oldest here?, i've got to fess up here, my first record i bought was "get back" by the beatles...which i still have, i can't remember the 60's so i must of been there, i was 18 when john lennon was shot.work it out  
i'm a big kid at times and it shows, but an adult when i need to be, i like to think i treat everyone the same regardless of age. some teens have taught me a lot here.

old fart formally known as woodz

[petaglair]

hehe
at least this thread is interesting enough to make cj put a statistic in graphic and post it



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[Nacho]

You´re insane Pet... but this thread is starting to be funny!!!  

[Trapezoid]

omg lol im soo not 14



Actually, I'm almost 17. But Salon.com interviewed me when I was 14. So yeah, the Internet's been saying that the "animutation guy is only 14" for quite some time now.
Kinda like how some people think the Olsen twins are still toddlers. And I bet Macaulay Culkin could get laid alot more if people knew he was of legal age.

[bspeersismyfather]

I bet Macaulay Culkin could get laid alot more if people knew he was of legal age.

Let's hope not.





What I'm amazed by is the slight hump around 45.  What makes this forum especially appealing to the 45 age bracket and not the 47 or 43?

I'm off to reap the benefits of a game specifically geared towards 45 year olds.  Marketing genious here I come!

[Dave Gilbert]

I'm more curious about the dip around 18.  What is it about that age that makes kids go off adventure game making?

[Ben]

Too busy exploring their sexuality.

...stupid entries like people pretending to be 200...

Whoops. Sorry about that ;p

[makri]

I'm more curious about the dip around 18.  What is it about that age that makes kids go off adventure game making?

Legal age of drinking. Well, in most places at least. Then when they sober up they come back.